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@ poster

Bet you felt so good for slappin her. Why didn't you want her to answer your call? is it because you are a player and she was about to find out?

Im way too good to have done silly little things way back. Today im still at my best behaviour.

@ poster

Haven't you heard ' don't force it don't push it, let it happen naturally'. No book can tell you how to make anyone fall in love with you, only in la la land.

@ poster

Good for you, if your girlfriend is the finest in your yard.

Every body exercise their butt hole by fartin, now that's a fact.

Celebrity chef

Hot pants with a t-shirt.

Well said, but you are a long way off from saving your naija sistas. You are better off talkin to your hand than their ears.

Oh smart one im sure you'll come up with a solution to that. Im in a relationship right now I ain't married to the guy, we don't live together, I guess that makes me a single lady. Over here if a couple are cohabitin they are referred to as common law wife/husband.

@ Poster

When your eyes don open, you go find someone your own age. For now make you enjoy the honeymoon period.

@ poster


Relationship is about give and take, you claim to be givin and not receiving. What about all the free lovin she's being givin does that not count? You chose to spoil her by givin her gifts. You can hint to her the next time she goes shoppin, that you would like an extra large T-shirt or whatever it is you fancy. Do talk to her about it and don't forget to tell her you detest a freeloader. If she loves you that's all you need.

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@ Poster

Think with your head, your girl has just lost her uncle and all she wanted was for you to be at side and offer her a shoulder to cry on. It was rude to hang up on her, don't forget she's mournin the lose of a loved one. Be more sensitive.

@ poster

Best you ask your guy, only him can decode the message.

@ Poster

Get yourself a box of  tissues, all this will end in tears.

@ poster

Oh lucky you, i guess you like a ready made family.

@ Poster

Ooooh, looks like you've seen/done it all. And not to forget behind the down fall of a man there's a woman.

Happy Birthday Seun, another year older and wiser.

You only live once, go out and enjoy yourself with or without him. Its your life.

@ Poster

Will I get a present for tellin you? When did you have your first taste of toto?

Good luck with your quest.

@ Poster:


Yeah bro, make you chill out, this is Nairaland.

Heal the world.

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I ain't lookin for the elusive Mr Right.