Thank God I dont have the word desperate written on ma forehead!! Wishin your yankee doodle friend all the best!!

Dem HYPOCRITES tooooooo many, they are foooooooooolish indeed, imagine dose little boys, they cant be men cos real men dont think that way!!

Mr, Cork:

sista-jay.  Madam,. can i take u on a date to a special resturant in London called McDonald?  

Corksy . . . . . we dey far far apart naw, I dey for North you dey for south! Thanks for the yummy offer!!

She don't want you, its a honey trap! Your girlfriend wants to know if  you can tame the beast between ur legs. . . . .  Poster I know you're dyin to unleash the beast. . . . . . . go ahead, you know you want to!!  

Thank God I no be follow follow like una! BB please continue to drive dem crazi!!

Twit and fu*ckbook again! Its best not to add your spouse, if not una go fight non stop!!

Poster. . . . .abeg make we hear word!! People like MMM, will never leave you, juju or no juju!! You no get problem at all!!

Ooops, what have you done to deserve the beats? Was his dinner late? Did you use the same ol excuse, you have a headache. . . . . . . hmmmm, dis one dey serious ooo.
Mrs Chima, you can count on Sista-jay to come give him a few slaps, how dare he,  you aint no punch bag!!

Worse if its emotional. Me I like to park in a man's heart and use wheel clamp, cos I aint goin no where.

Dont give up just yet, you're almost there!!

And many younger men truly fall in love with older women!!

Relax poster, you are her bit on the side! Damn she is one lucky woman!! When I grow up I want to be like her!

Errrrrrrrrrm dis na looooooooooooong read. . . . . . Ima go have a quick nookie and come back. . . . .

True, true, if only he knew what that secret was . . . .

Ooooh cuddlemii, you make it sound so final. . . . .

You will in time get over her, the hurt and pain still dey fresh!! You dont get over someone over night!! She will dominate your thoughts if you dont keep yourself busy, so get busy!!

Marriage is not by force oooo. . . . . Sista-jay don talk am too!! You only have ONE life, live it well!

Ok poster. . . . . . don't get burnt!!

Poster. . . . .God Bless you, you don talk am finish, hope dem go listen ooo!!

Good luck with your search!!

Na you know corksy!! 

Hehehehe. . . . . .Nigerian men you either love them or hate them. @Sarahmaria, what you've heard is true bout them, please note not all Nigerian men!!

Yes I can, call it intuition, it works for me!

iice:

People change with times or more importantly they change because they let the change happen.

Its worst when people change without tellin you . . . . .

You cant blame a guy for tryin his luck on you! Turn them down gently, and ignore, it works!!

@ OP . . . . . Make you talk true, na cleaner, cook you dey find apart from the fact you dont like sleepin and wakin up alone!!

@ 2praise, its motivation, dedication, love all help make her man successful. She becomes the wind beneath his wings!!

@poster:
Ooh yes, behind a successful man there is a woman and behind the downfall of a man there is a woman!

It takes two to make a baby! WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR MOST MEN TO USE A CONDOM!!

Self love and self service is very good! Go ahead with it. Y'all are so goin to thank me for this!! 

@ OP, you don do shot gun weddin?