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should i call mine em m cooking disaster? when i was 15, my mom made a very nice Ogbolo (Ogbono) soup on that faithful afternoon and like we normally do in my house, we do the worming turn by turn, is my own turn to worm the soup that night after worming i forget to properly cover the soup. When it was morning, about to go to sch. i dash into the kitchen after second - worming the soup to cut the story short, as i swallow one mold of EBA with the soup and something that looked like stock fish in the EBA, I started crunching but instead of stockfish taste i started noticing some white gummy fluids.
guess what A VERY BIG COCKROACH i felt like dying that day, i almost finish our tooth paste.

well the joke is gud though but the end no too gud

@ POSTER, at least u ve been there so is not a big deal, i can assure you the moment u land all those memories will come back u begin to feel the naija as though is just yesterday that u left. enjoy ur stay in 9ja like u always do b4 u traveled.

Emax:
What do you expect from a desperate man campagning for your vote in 2011?

Out-dated tricks!

INDEED THE MAN IS VERY VERY DESPERATE AND HE NEEDS REHAB

flagot:
i am a victim of this scammers, in .com, so don't let anybody deceive u, it may be their agent talking to u pretending to be someone else so don't believe anybody, anybody that cannot post for free let him go to hell with his idea

SECONDED

~Bluetooth:
Nigeria's poor judicial system have rendered our laws useless over-time and that is why foreigners disguise as nigerians to perpetrate crimes in our territory.the full weight of the law should be use against those ghanaians so as to serve as deterents to others afterall,nigerians are killed on daily basis abroad both legally and illegally.

SECONDED

strive to make ur self secure also

post ume has come to stay

i think the slang don finish!

Nigerian dont see second round, any body want to bet?

o jim na aaaji

na wa oo!!

ome na ajai ijah

hassymo5:
our politician are cheating us and you are there eating popcorn ko.

what do u expect, by the way who tell you that they cheating us! they are not, only making us to be stronger and adaptable to any condition. by the way, i need anoda popcorn

What of cut off for DELSU any idea?

I have bought a lot of popcorn to watch the fights so make una no stop

congratulations !!! ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

PLS moderator i need an explanation why my post is been blocked

In small quantities, the following benefits can result from alcohol:

- It decreases the risk of cardiovascular problems
- Decreases the possibility of lethal heart attack
- Sometimes, alcohol reduces the possibility of ischemic or other kind of strokes
- Diminishes the possibility of gallstone
- It may reduce the diabetes danger

WHO DEY LOCK MY POST? I DEY VESE NA WETIN I DO U PEOPLE (MODERATORS)

As confusing as it may seem, in small quantities, alcohol can be benefic for health. But excess can produce so much damage, that any trace of a benefit is erased. Moderate use of alcohol includes two drinks for a man & only one for a woman per day, under the age of 65. Together with his doctor, a person will establish whether to enjoy a glass of wine or a beer, or this can seriously affect health.

In small quantities, the following benefits can result from alcohol:

- It decreases the risk of cardiovascular problems
- Decreases the possibility of lethal heart attack
- Sometimes, alcohol reduces the possibility of ischemic or other kind of strokes
- Diminishes the possibility of gallstone
- It may reduce the diabetes danger

In large quantities, or in excess, the consequences may be terrible:

- The pancreas, the mouth, pharynx, esophageal, breast & liver are more likely to be affected by cancer
- Pancreatitis may appear, especially in youth
- Stroke
- Atrophy of the brain
- Cirrhosis
- Pregnancy problems, like spontaneous abortion
- Possible malformations & other birth problems of the fetus
- Car accidents
- Suicidal tendencies
- Sudden death in case of cardiovascular problems
- Cardiophaty generated by alcohol

There are certain diseases that forbid the affected person to drink at all, such as:

- Conditions of the liver
- Affect
ion of the pancreas
- Precancerous stages affecting the digestive system
- A record including a previous hemorrhagic stroke

Pregnant women or people whose family has an alcohol related background must be extremely cautious and, if possible, not to drink at all.

One drink each day is permitted to persons over 65 years, because in their case, a higher consume is more dangerous; the process of absorption needs more time, the effects are stronger, & the risk of intoxication is a real one.

Alcohol must not be used during the following medications' administration:

- Anticoagulants
- Medication for diabetes
- Beta blockers
- Antihistamines
- Antibiotics
- Antidepressants
- Pain relievers
- Sleeping pills

Alcohol should not interfere with medication at all, because in combination to aspirin increases its stomach damaging action & the possibility of gastrointestinal hemorrhage, if combined with acetamine damages the liver.

Both he positive effects of a reduced quantity & the dangerous, negative ones must be taken into consideration. Also, a person shouldn't be influenced to drink, because no doctor will give such piece of advice. Consumed with responsibility & moderation, in case of healthy persons, the alcohol doesn't need to be completely eliminated.
SOURCE: http://www.addictionalcoholism.com/

As confusing as it may seem, in small quantities, alcohol can be benefic for health. But excess can produce so much damage, that any trace of a benefit is erased. Moderate use of alcohol includes two drinks for a man & only one for a woman per day, under the age of 65. Together with his doctor, a person will establish whether to enjoy a glass of wine or a beer, or this can seriously affect health.

In small quantities, the following benefits can result from alcohol:

- It decreases the risk of cardiovascular problems
- Decreases the possibility of lethal heart attack
- Sometimes, alcohol reduces the possibility of ischemic or other kind of strokes
- Diminishes the possibility of gallstone
- It may reduce the diabetes danger

In large quantities, or in excess, the consequences may be terrible:

- The pancreas, the mouth, pharynx, esophageal, breast & liver are more likely to be affected by cancer
- Pancreatitis may appear, especially in youth
- Stroke
- Atrophy of the brain
- Cirrhosis
- Pregnancy problems, like spontaneous abortion
- Possible malformations & other birth problems of the fetus
- Car accidents
- Suicidal tendencies
- Sudden death in case of cardiovascular problems
- Cardiophaty generated by alcohol

There are certain diseases that forbid the affected person to drink at all, such as:

- Conditions of the liver
- Affect
ion of the pancreas
- Precancerous stages affecting the digestive system
- A record including a previous hemorrhagic stroke

Pregnant women or people whose family has an alcohol related background must be extremely cautious and, if possible, not to drink at all.

One drink each day is permitted to persons over 65 years, because in their case, a higher consume is more dangerous; the process of absorption needs more time, the effects are stronger, & the risk of intoxication is a real one.

Alcohol must not be used during the following medications' administration:

- Anticoagulants
- Medication for diabetes
- Beta blockers
- Antihistamines
- Antibiotics
- Antidepressants
- Pain relievers
- Sleeping pills

Alcohol should not interfere with medication at all, because in combination to aspirin increases its stomach damaging action & the possibility of gastrointestinal hemorrhage, if combined with acetamine damages the liver.

Both he positive effects of a reduced quantity & the dangerous, negative ones must be taken into consideration. Also, a person shouldn't be influenced to drink, because no doctor will give such piece of advice. Consumed with responsibility & moderation, in case of healthy persons, the alcohol doesn't need to be completely eliminated.

190:
i am the only person in nairaland that has been banned 4tymes in one day!

WHAT HAPPEN TO *190* ?

not good at all

adventisty:
HI, This may not be relevant to this topic but I sure beleive this is very important good news. I dont know how to create new topics hence I am using this medium. Please find below:

 Reps stops [Post- UME test ]

The House of Representatives on Thursday outlawed the post-University Matriculation Examination (UME) test conducted by universities. The ban on the screening of prospective undergraduates who pass the examination conducted by the Joint Administration and Matriculation Board (JAMB) arose from a motion moved by Samson Positive (PDP, Kogi). The House also passed a resolution mandating its Education and Justice Committees to investigate the JAMB for demanding an extra N10, 000 each from 82,000 candidates whose results in the recent Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) were not released or partially released before they can get their full results. In the first motion, Positive said a post-UME test by universities before giving admission to candidates who have passed the UME is an aberration that must be stopped in the interest of candidates and their parents who suffer unduly.

Daily Independent

GOOD NEWS but it's off topic though,

Solo P:
Guess how much this telecommunication companies are making from Nigerians in their promo, each sms cost =N=100. say =N=100X50,000 people per day, per week and per month then less the few prizes they will give out to the few lucky winners

to bad, i feel for us we have been blind since "AMAZING GRACE" thank God i can see!

i dont know which to believe anymore

that will be good

were dis thing happen?

why cant that guy come clean and defend himself