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Celebrities / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU! by sizzlers(m): 9:22pm On Aug 07, 2013
I don't get you sir, pardon!
Forum Games / Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by sizzlers(m): 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2013
26-30
Family / Re: Your Experience During Childbirth In Nigeria by sizzlers(m): 7:50pm On Jul 05, 2013
fairari022: kissmine as a guy was in d bath room doing soapy tins in my joystick, at a point all my body was so stiff dat my brain got frozen, at dat point I gave birth 2 a white liquid frm my joystick.
Bt d baby neva lived undecided

My ban is short coming, hope dis is not it (TB Joshua )
you are hereby sentenced to 10 yrs... Infactbusted!
you are under arrest
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
Religion / Re: Wedding: Deeper Life Suspends Kumuyi's Son by sizzlers(m): 12:14pm On Jul 03, 2013
Hmmm! What else can I say
Religion / Wedding: Deeper Life Suspends Kumuyi's Son by sizzlers(m): 9:04am On Jul 03, 2013
he Deeper Christian Life Ministry has suspended John Kumuyi, the second son of its General-Superintendent, Pastor William Kumuyi, over his controversial wedding in Jamaica.

The report was contained in an online video on Tuesday.

John was suspended on account of his bride, who flouted the church's rules by using make-up and other flashy ensemble that accompanied a fitted wedding gown. The gown also had see-through sleeves. His bride, Love Odih, was accused of flouting the established doctrine of the church on conservative dressing.

Though the new couple, who got married on June 15, 2013, had apologised, the apology did not stem the tide of criticisms by numerous members of the church.

In the video, their apology was read on Saturday by Pastor Akpofure, during the church's monthly miracle and revival programme, held at Deeper Life Conference Centre, Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

It read in part,  "We unreservedly and wholeheartedly state that we did not intend that our acts or omissions will, in any way, undermine the great works that God has done through the Deeper Christian Life Ministry worldwide and  more especially, through our Father in the Lord, the General Superintendent.

"We also use this medium to profusely and sincerely apologise to the General Superintendent for the embarrassment and heartaches our actions have caused him, more so that he had earlier declined to be at the events."

Pastor Philip Olowu, during the programme, said the church overseer had expressed his displeasure with the "standard" of the wedding.

In the video, Olowu said after a thorough accessment of the wedding, the church had decided "to place John and his wife on discipline."

Attempts to reach the Public Relations Officer of the church, Mr . Segun Babatope, on the telephone were unsuccessful, as his phone rang several times unanswered.
http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/wedding-deeper-life-suspends-kumuyis-son/
Politics / Gov. Okorocha's Convoy Attacked In Oguta by sizzlers(m): 1:56pm On Jun 18, 2013
Governor Rochas Okorocha’s convoy was attacked yesterday in Oguta Council Area of the state  by youths allegedly recruited by a candidate for the rescheduled Imo House of Assembly elections scheduled to hold next week.

It gathered that Governor Okorocha, who was in Awa community in Oguta to drum up support for Chief Walter Uzonwanne, the candidate of the All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) for the election slated for next week was on his way out of the community when an opposition candidate was also on his way to Awa community.

According to  an eyewitness account  one of the outriders on the Governor Okorocha convoy had knocked down one of the motorcyclists on the campaign train of the candidate and that instead of the security details on the governor’s convoy to assist the man, they descended on the hapless man and started beating him.

It was learnt that the attitude of the governor’s security men angered the youths, who blocked the passage of the governor as the youths reportedly descended on one of the outriders, who was beaten to stupor by the irate youths and was dispossessed him of his walkie-talkie.

“For several hours, the irate youths barricaded the road and prevented the governor’s convoy from continuing on the  journey while some of them were throwing sachet water and other objects at the security operatives, who ordered them to vacate the road.”

It was further gathered that the situation could have degenerated to bloodshed but for the prompt intervention of the governor, who directed his security aides to handle the situation with utmost care.

However, when contacted, the candidate described the allegation as unfortunate, insisting that he had no powers to attack a governor’s convoy.

In his words: “I was going to Awa community to address my supporters ahead of next week’s election when I saw the governor’s convoy coming from the opposite direction. At first I thought it was the Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives, Emeka Ihedioha.

“One of the outriders knocked down one of the motorcycle riders in my campaign train and the boy was seriously wounded and instead of giving him first aid, the security men pounced on him and began to beat him and this infuriated the youths and they blocked the road and asked the governor to kill all of them.”
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/thugs-attack-okorochas-convoy/
Celebrities / Re: ................. by sizzlers(m): 7:20pm On Jun 17, 2013
coolSeriously! Who get that slippers? shocked shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Logo & Illuminati Seeing Eye Are Similar? by sizzlers(m): 9:19pm On Jun 10, 2013
ATM-CARD:
.BBA teaches nofin as fa as am concern.Itz all abt Illuminati both Ben 10,Dollar,BBA,Mac-donald,Shell,Dangote(iodice salt),Camry,coca-cola,elf and many many more.If u want 2 kw more 4wrd ur email 2 get videos on these END rubbish.May God save us.
.grow up, dat eye logo means "VITAMIN A" Why you no include garri, since garri also get eye logo for d bag even rice
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander With Tonto Dikeh & Friends At Iyanya's Show by sizzlers(m): 5:59pm On Jun 10, 2013
Am laughing my aSsssss out here, kogi wan kill dem, d tin hol dem bad
Business / Re: Cashing Of Third-party Cheques Above N150,000 Stops Today by sizzlers(m): 9:25am On Jun 03, 2013
It's ok
Politics / Re: FG May Clamp-down On MASSOB, OPC by sizzlers(m): 10:37am On Jun 01, 2013
Fantacy1: GEJ is a big joke! MEND is d 1st and most dagerous internationally recognized terror group in Nigeria. Why MASSOB and OPC who ve neva done any damage 2 lives and property in dis country?
watch ur mouth, comedown to the east and see massob in action
Food / Re: Adulteration Of Food Items In Nigerian Markets by sizzlers(m): 6:52am On Jun 01, 2013
Mr.Sinister:


LIES!
It's absolute truth, from experience
Romance / Re: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status. by sizzlers(m): 6:48pm On May 31, 2013
Nice one,staring from ogas(mods) at the top
Family / Re: Married Couples Who Are Never Intimate But Insist They're Happy by sizzlers(m): 5:56pm On May 31, 2013
Eweo! Notin man no go hear
Politics / Re: Predict GEJ/PDP Slogan In 2015 by sizzlers(m): 9:26am On May 29, 2013
FRESH AIR SEASON 2, FRESH AIR REBIRTH, ME BE "SEA BREEZE" cheesy
Politics / Re: Predict GEJ/PDP Slogan In 2015 by sizzlers(m): 9:22am On May 29, 2013
FRESH AIR RELOADED grin
Politics / Re: Amaechi - My Suspension Is Political Witch-hunt by sizzlers(m): 6:12pm On May 27, 2013
:DTrue is bitter, u have said it all
Built2last: Amaechi, i cant tell you how this will end but i guess you will loose..our democracy has so much powers vested in the center....you should know better...talkless, do more. The best way to silence your critics is to produce results.focus on giving result to rivers people who elected you they will rise to defend you..if you continue this way. you will soon be in the ash bin of history

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Politics / Re: Amaechi - My Suspension Is Political Witch-hunt by sizzlers(m): 6:09pm On May 27, 2013
We don hear, I like dat seun, thumb up jus for those wey no sabi the rules
Science/Technology / Re: Teenager Invents 20-second Mobile Phone Charger. by sizzlers(m): 3:45pm On May 20, 2013
Wow, at 18 I still de computer training
Celebrities / Re: Damilola Adegbite Poses Half Unclad On Her Birthday by sizzlers(m): 7:13pm On May 19, 2013
Na 2day!! Looking for cosmetics or soap advert. Lol don't worry DUDU OSUN will petronise you.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 34th Birthday by sizzlers(m): 4:14pm On May 03, 2013
happy birthday preety

Jokes Etc / Re: HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: Explain Why The Chicken Cross The Road by sizzlers(m): 10:44am On May 03, 2013
cheesy
Jokes Etc / HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: Explain Why The Chicken Cross The Road by sizzlers(m): 9:01am On May 03, 2013
Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GOODLUCK EBELE J:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE J
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

A COMMANDANT SOMEWHERE IN NAIJA
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga at the top will tell you another thing...ehmm...thats all!!!

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Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Dbanj & Don Jazzy (picture) by sizzlers(m): 10:54am On Apr 27, 2013
don jazz was a big boy then, shuu! see big love-vendor outfit
Celebrities / Re: Faze Opens-Up About Tuface's Relationship with Blackface by sizzlers(m): 10:50am On Apr 27, 2013
i wish u well broda
Celebrities / Re: D'banj, Killz And Burnaboy Chilling (Picture) by sizzlers(m): 10:30pm On Apr 25, 2013
ernpero okeke: o boy these shocked ikechukwu head [hammer head of horror] grin grin grin grin grin
point of correction, it is armoured head of horror
Celebrities / Re: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by sizzlers(m): 9:47pm On Apr 25, 2013
All those guys hitting "gbam" on their keyboards are likes of jim iyke, make una beta put that joystick to good use. Lol
Politics / Re: Dire Consequences In Niger-Delta If Jonathan Is Not Re-elected - Presidency by sizzlers(m): 9:35pm On Apr 25, 2013
I no fit tuk,make I siddon dey luk first
Politics / Re: Between Baga, Odi And Zaki Biam: What Is The Difference? by sizzlers(m): 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2013
U cannot confront nigerian soldiers with AK's and ground to air missile and u expect them to be laughing. Am so sorry for the innocent persons that must have lost their lives

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