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if na 9ja de tin happen, na that day the guy 4 day but oyibo tech don prolong his life small, rip boy

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at op, yes they v changed their tactics simple answer

chicken source and a little rice wth 1 bootle of chivita banana necta.

achukwunet: I have!! bracket. Van Vicker, Flavour nabania, Bracket's Manager.

i like dat, u hav enuf evidence to prove it, odas should follow suit lol.

billante: Mr I too know will shut d Bleep up and gerrout!

You are seeing a transformation going on in d agric sector and you are there talking wat u know nothing about!

i think it's you that should sharrap. Devil's gift- give one and take three

hagma37@yahoo.com:
i can just understand wetin people dey go do for inside dat heavy cold called canada mteeeeew

i wonder o!

una no go kill me here o!

na wa o! We are catching up wth aliens. Dat's gud

if your child is used to chewing pencil, be careful cos pencil contains lead also some chinese toys.

this topic reminds me of alien movies, i think aliens are using the tech already making us 150 yr behind.

goods that are adultrated

do u know dat sex kills and dat BEAF is suppose to a meat

Friends, lets av sum fun dis morning... IN THIS GAME, U ARE TO PLAY BY
SAYING AN UNEXISTING FACT
STARTING WITH THE WORD
"DO U KNOW" E.G:
DO YOU KNOW THAT SUPER GLUE
CAN BE USED AS EYE DROP? DO U KNOW PETROL IS GOOD 4
FRYING PLANTAIN? DO U KNOW AN UMBRELLA CAN B USED
AS PARACHUTE? ETC... DROP URS AND LET THE FUN BEGIN...

No wonder more folks are dying from
cancer
than ever before. We wonder where this
stuff
comes from but here is an example that
explains a lot of the cancer causing incidents.
Many people are in their cars first thing in
the
morning and the last thing at night, 7
days a
week. As I read this, it makes me feel guilty
and ill. Please pass this on to as many
people
as possible. Guess it’s not too late to
make
some changes Car A/C (Air Conditioning) MUST READ!!!
Please do NOT turn on A/C as soon as you
enter the car.
Open the windows after you enter your
car
and turn ON the AC after a couple of minutes.
Here's why:
According to a research, the dashboard
emits
Benzene, a cancer-causing toxin
(carcinogen - take time to observe the smell of heated
plastic in your car).
In addition to causing cancer, Benzene
poisons your bones, causes anemia and
reduces white blood cells.
Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer.
Can also cause miscarriage. .
Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50
mg
per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with
windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of
Benzene.
If parked outdoors under the sun at a
temperature above 70 degrees F, the
Benzene
level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the
acceptable level.
People who get into the car, keeping
windows closed will inevitably inhale, in
quick
succession, excessive amounts of the toxin.
Benzene is a toxin that affects your
kidney
and liver. What's worse, it is extremely
difficult
for your body to expel this toxic stuff. So friends, please open the windows and
doors of your car and give time for the
deadly
interior air to clear out before you enter.
Thought:
'When someone shares something of value
with you and you benefit from it, you
have a
moral obligation to share it with others.

hmm!

Abati: Sir another bomb blast
GEJ: Where?
Abati: Bauchi sir.
GEJ: Have you printed the
condolence message?
Abati: Yes sir. I just removed Kaduna and put Bauchi
GEJ: Next time don't come to me,
just change the name and
broadcast.
Abati: yes sir.

Answer all question: FACEBOOK POST
UTME JUNE EXAM 2012: Note no
calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international
market (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius
Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a widow
while her husband is still alive (a)Dame
Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella (3) Who Strike pass(a) BH Boys (B)
Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's
head (a)True (B) false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you power- on a Nokia phone (a) Charly Boy and
Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C)
OBJ and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is took, the
past tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked
(c) maken (7) I have a dream is to Luther king asI
have no shoes is to …. (a) GEJ (B)IBB (c)
OBJ
( What is the plural form of GARRI (a)
garris (B)garried (B) garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next
year? (a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the highest no.
of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks
and return with British accent a)Ebus B) Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all
questions.
(1a)Differentia te between Do or Die and
if I don't win the next election their will
be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it
have taken if he wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using AlmightyFormula, calculate
the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take
♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo
WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who
is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos…
(4)What is the difference between copy-
copy and giraffing. All question carry equal mark! Goodluck!

Answer all question: FACEBOOK POST
UTME JUNE EXAM 2012: Note no
calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international
market (a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius
Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a widow
while her husband is still alive (a)Dame
Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella (3) Who Strike pass(a) BH Boys (B)
Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's
head (a)True (B) false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you power- on a Nokia phone (a) Charly Boy and
Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C)
OBJ and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is took, the
past tense of make is (a) Mook (B)maked
(c) maken (7) I have a dream is to Luther king asI
have no shoes is to …. (a) GEJ (B)IBB (c)
OBJ
( What is the plural form of GARRI (a)
garris (B)garried (B) garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next
year? (a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the highest no.
of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks
and return with British accent a)Ebus B) Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all
questions.
(1a)Differentia te between Do or Die and
if I don't win the next election their will
be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without shoes, how long would it
have taken if he wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using AlmightyFormula, calculate
the diameter of Don Jazzy's head (take
♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo
WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who
is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos…
(4)What is the difference between copy-
copy and giraffing. All question carry equal mark! Goodluck!

standard ko! 90 ni

i think the guy cannot bear 9ja cells dat's why he did that, secondly, something is fishy!

after reading this article, i dont think i will take a dip again in a public pool

i think i will go wth CIA's bounty than 10 fowl, lol

sanusi muslim: Mr president is a professional thief. Na food he con shop for aso rock. Then what is the essence of his salary? When he want to use such huge of amount for feeding only it's ridiculous you are a civil servant too you are just fortunate to be there. This is a cheating to other civil servant like you they are just giving salary only without feeding allowance in the same country it's unfair. This is where corruption is started. Mr president I want you to know that when some one eat too much, he /she will loose his/her sense of belonging that is why you can not rule this country because your regime is the worstest regime nigeria ever have. EFCC what are you looking for? You would not talk to your boss?

you are mad

Beaf: It all looks phucked like you are crazy man (no insult intended). I can only guess what you are trying to say by picking among the garbage characters.

dont worry it's called BB MADNESS

olyivy: [size=14pt]FOOLS!![/size]

That amount is not for FOOD.

It also includes cost of daily entertainment of all the visitors to Aso Rock.

Entertainment means every form of it and not just food alone.

For example: Foreign delegates, government officials and indeed any other form of entertainment.

Why do people keep harping on food as if you are all hungry.

I am not saying the amount isnt much shaa but enough of all these nairaland herd mentality

tell them pls

maka why naa!

FUN TIME (Add urs)
Let's Murder the English
Language.
E.g
1. I am going to come as
agreeded. 2. I am hearing the smell.
3. Kukuma stay at home.
4. If I hear Pim, u will hear ween.
5. I cannot come and kill myself. Keep it rolling..

may be ur guy na anoda osama bin laden in d making. D type dat goes to afganistan 4 hornymoon

dulaman: Pls how can i post a topic?

wen i get to my office i will show u how with illustration cos am using phone nw. cheers newbie