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IamKashyBaby:


Me no go wear pant most of the time sha

Only on special occasions

Hmmmm incase chances for a quickie pops up all of a sudden abi....

pizzylee:
I'm just here to protest against d use of d word dick head....we all came out from there

No, we came out frm a pussssy....literally

IamKashyBaby:


Chaaaai!!

Abeeeeg, what kind of public toilet is this..no tissue...no water?

Geeezzzu!

Kashy u no go use ur pant wipe ur nyash go bank straight go cash ur cheque

IamLEGEND1:
What is this_fuckery?
I go use Bible pages wipe yansh na.
$50m cheque? Even God go understand say we're in recession.

Guy ur nyash go burn fire a swear!

In this case....tag a Nairalander who is a Dickk head and another who is an AWESOME guy/lady...


Don't tell any of dem who is a Dickk head and who is AWESOME










My maleNLers: MrCork and Explorers


My femaleNlers: mamagee and reether

Assuming the former is ur straight ticket to haven.





By what they choose you go know who go go haven...

Assuming the former is ur straight ticket to haven.





By what they choose you go know who go go haven...

Chidonc:
thanks. have don that. delete it now, wull send u a whatsapp msg leta in d evening

No wahala...u quoted me, delete my number from the quote too

Chidonc:
I will like to chat you up, can u drop a contact or an email, will be grateful thou.

Zero8zero...
Let's Watsapp
Pls mention me once u copy,so I can delete it

PanickMode bro make I advise u like say na me....
I don't know what kind of menial job u do but that ur 700k can start a pig farm comfortably and still allow u do ur menial job...open an acc wit bank of agric and start saving little by little, by that, u can access soft loans the moment u want to expand, to assist u wit feeds incase u run out of cash at hand,cos trust me...u must want to expand...if u do ur research well, and also learn practically from already established farmers...u definitely do well in the biz... my 10kobo advise though...
Check dis thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1791549/pig-farmers-lets-meet-here

briggz09:
I still have one full month (june 2014) owed to me. Wonder how they even made the mistake in the first place. And also 28days on resumption... Pls how do i go about retrieving my owed salary? I've already written a letter to the DG as regards this issue sometime last year.

Be expectant!

godchildjayboy:
Boss how lucrative is the piggery business's, if I want to venture into it. Like how much capital would I need.

Though am still a newbie in the biz...but am seeing great prospects.
Check this thread out...it will give u a head start...

https://www.nairaland.com/1791549/pig-farmers-lets-meet-here

CzarChris:
this government should just stop all these media grandstanding campaigns of propaganda. These guys have been singing this same song since September 2015,till now nothing. If una wan pay, pay and then make noise, not make noise and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!

As in ehhh...I wish this one will jst be true sha

smartty68:
Yes

Whop! Dats deep!....but don't start no war bro...invest that energy somewhere else...agric if u ask me...check agric section...lot of good guys there

tsdarkside:
why dont you bother jonathan about that..??....was buhari in charge in 2012 already....you wailers dont blaim jonathan for anything but a muslim you gladly blaim because you cant wipe your ass yourself after you take a poo in the toilet....

Bro don't bring in religious and political sentiments into every argument
Look, there is no vacuum in government, once an office is empty by whatever means , it is immediately replaced....I was owed by the PRESIDENCY regardless of who is the figure head then and now...dat arrears is wat I seek!

PatriotTemidayo:
You're not alone. Arrears since 2015 till date.

2015 till date This one bad oOoo...but am sure u av other tins running for u right

smartty68:
Seventeen months now no salary, I feel like starting a war

Don't get u...u mean u've been owed 17months

smartty68:
All of them including you too

Melol y naaa.... Abeg I no well, Na my salaries I de wait for oOoo

hardywaltz:
Most MDAs have been paid their arrears both promotional arrears, transfer allowance and first 28th days

Ours is for 2014 and we have not been paid + first 28days

[quote author=smartty68 post=59455368][/quote]Who you want mk de dog bite The poster @hardywaltz ,person wey de sick bed, ass lickers or children of hate

hardywaltz:
Sai Baba
Even from ur sick bed u are making us proud that is why the children of hate are angry

TheCabal:
SAI BABA.. SAI OSINBAJO...

Sai Baba ko...SAI Osibande ni....my own is, can this be true for once....Can they pls release my 1yr salary arrears+ my first 28days....make I put am for my piggery biz.....
Ah swear I need dat money like yesterday....

THE Federal Government has approved the sum of N44 billion for payment of backlog of promotion arrears, salary shortfalls and other staff claims owed to public servants since 2012.



Head of Civil Service of the Federation, Mrs Winifred Oyo-Ita, made this known during an interactive session with civil servants at the Public Service Institute, Kubwa, Abuja as part of activities marking the 2017 Federal Civil Service Week.

She explained that the Federal Executive Council (FEC) had already approved the marshal plan by the Federal Ministry of Finance on how to settle the staff outstanding claims and arrears.

Oyo-Ita, noted that while the sum of N30 billion was set aside for the payment of outstanding promotion arrears owed workers since 2012, the government earmarked additional N14 billion for payment of salary shortfall for affected Ministries, Departments and Agencies ( MDAs).

She also pledged to ensure digitisation of the full content of the public service operations in order to make for more efficiency and transparency in the service delivery to the nation.

She said: “Records revealed that the outstanding claims and arrears owed public servants had accumulated as far back as 2012 during which period the nation was in funding surplus but the allowances could not be paid.”

“However, in the past couple of months, we have had series of engagement with the Presidency, the National Assembly and relevant MDAs for the payment of our outstanding promotion arrears and other entitlement.”

“These engagement have culminated to the commencement of the payment of outstanding promotion areas in tranches.”

“The Office of the Accountant General of the Federation under directive has issued a Circular for MDAs to individually submit their accumulated promotion arrears which will be credited directly to your accounts.”

“In the same vein, His Excellency, the Ag. President has equally directed the Budget Office of the Federation and the Federal Ministry of Finance to put in place modalities for the settlement of our other outstanding allowances, this is in top gear and a Circular would be issued in due course to intimate us on the payment plans.”

“Again, in line with this Administrations drive on accountability, each beneficiary will have their payment credited directly to his/her account.”

“It is pertinent at this juncture that I acknowledge the effort of the various Unions towards the amicable resolution of this matter and pray for continued cordial relationships as partners in progress,” she said.

While urging workers to reciprocate the gesture of the current of President Muhammadu Buhari and the Acting President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, who have shown great commitment to the welfare of workers, the Head of Service said civil servants could no longer continue to conduct government business in the manner which has brought the Civil Service much disrepute.

She insisted that workers must individually and collectively as “efficient, productive, incorruptible and citizen-centred public servants embrace this change for us, our children and generations unborn”.

“We have to rededicate ourselves to the aspirations of the current administration to achieve a national economy that we shall all be proud of. But I want to assure you, that the Federal Government is working assiduously to ensure the betterment of our work environment and service conditions,” she said.

http://tribuneonlineng.com/fg-approves-n44-billion-workers-promotion-arrears-salary-shortfall/

Can this be true for once

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mecuzee:
Stale

Mba! Ur wahala go big pass naija own ooOoo....nwanne laugh ya sorrow away joOoor

jashar:


Bad belle people....

Una no sabi swallow saliva?

Nwanem, congratulations jare....

Many happy returns

Nne daalu jareeee....

orbis:
Nwanna, the way you take de defend this your hommie, are you sure it aint you. The babe overdo the thing jare.

Lol...Nwanne the guy na my day one paddy...Bae was jst surprise jareee...she wasn't experrinit...

Dyt:
Oh my gawd
Haaaaaa
Heeeeeeee
Oh my gawd


Ok
Congratulations

Tanks jareeee

orbis:
Yeah pretty boring. She was just shouting make e be like say she no know before.Even the dudes around just de bored as mess

Trust me it wasn't boring and she didn't have any idea at all...

dayleke:
No talking or proposal joor ...
Seems it was rehearsed...

E no sweet...l

No bro it wasn't rehearsed
...and e sweet oOooo

orbis:
Liessss...he didnt ask her. Just showed her ring and she begin go kolomental. He just put a ring on her heand without popping the question. But wait oh, who proposes in an nkwobi and beer joint

So bushhouse042 na nkwobi and beer joint
Weldonesir!!!