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ipobarecriminals:
SEUN CUP and after dis,there should be another one between. poto Fc and Afonja warriors Fc. ND Fc vs Arewa caliphate Fc.Winner A to face winner B in the final.Team winner take home prize 100k

Lol...
Though hilarious, but I buy ur idea...this could foster national unity for real.

Who geh dat time... If ah find it hard to sleep...ah smoke a joint till sleep begs to come...

Fingerz krossed...

LOL...make una free her jooor

mtchewwwwwww.....once FUCCKKED...can always be reFUCCKKED!

Who get strenght for that rubbish....once I CUM...I GO...

boman2014:
Below is a photo currently Trending online, A University student whom just finished his Final exam, decided to share some Photos online and a big disaster happens.

See below:-

lalasticala

Guy u wicked oooooo....u crop the pic, so u can hide the one he spelt correctly on his Teeshirt...Why naaa

kai! I rember Murumba days for Jtown

Mrs CHINGE.....very troublesome tiny woman
Late Danzaki.....dis one na burukutu king
PIRATE ....... mr mohammed our hausa teacher...trouble maker
BABA FRAYO......this one enter class one day begin sing "u go de pose..u go de denge denge"
sgt ROGERS.....this one na young dude...can always fight with students....

Moneyhatesme:

Hahahaha. Na only guys dy drop numbers here. Na gay group una wan form?

Gladiator1:
Lol... U see me drop my number? That's d same reason I'm laughing in Swahili

Lol...last last, dem must turn GAY group

hehehe...ANEKE de hungry YOLO1...but fear de katch am...
Nwanne skin dive her jareeee...last last u act Onan...





But pray mk u no end up like Onan sha...

Kai!...ah bin tink say na only me de blaw dis early mornin ooOoo...see post!

Goan smoke weed bro...trust me it helps....
Dats if u neva smoke sef....lol

Last last a large % of una (pharmacists) na LEGAL under ground DRUG LORDS!

Mumu post...

Lol....my guy done smoke

#igbo
#blaw
#jamba
#tidy
#weed
#stoners

I've lost interest in politics jaree...even for my state!

But as Nwa afo Ezeagu (mmowu'shinne)...make I hail Umu 042 wey de game!

Ndi be'anyi' kwenu....ya!

Rozaytee:
even at dat...dat thing d babe wear is crazy

It's a club oOoo...wea crazy tins go down...

kaima1984:
A bottle of Moet for u plssss,a serz deal if u are in Phc

Whoop! Dats sweet dear...but am in 042
Send e-moet...

ICSLimited:
What will you do if you win 10 Million Naira Today?

A)Quit looking for job

B)Resign at your current job

C) Continue your current job

D) Flee from Nigeria

But I need this money like now now sha...

But wait oOoo...why is flee from 9ja an option

If u make money, u go enjoy 9ja...jst kip ur affairs away from the media...and stay away from politics!

YomzzyDBlogger:
Annie Idibia took to her snapchat to express her shock at what a lady wore to the club. She shared a photo of the girl who was wearing extreming short bom-short which exposed her butt and captioned it;



[img]https://4.bp..com/-o63V1Xt-Pbs/WafUKMZNIDI/AAAAAAAADkM/fnRuIJbhEDkD95bQFi_36Yrdslc4xXPsgCLcBGAs/s320/59a7cfe4f3a4a.JPG[/img]

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/08/annie-idibia-shocked-at-ladys-choice-of.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Fynestboi

He widout sin...cast the first stone...

Ah remember wen You, Sumbo and Peru the fight for tu baba...na so some babes de one side then de shout "na wa oOoo"

Wat ah my saying....jst live and let live...stop goin to club to admire/snapp gals nyashh...

IamKashyBaby:



Chiisssuuu!

#TeamTightNunu
#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverBeenTouched
#TeamLoyalGF
#TeamILoveMyBF

indodon:
won't wipe my nyash Biko ,,, I no go die Na,,,




















feeeeeety milli no be coins o

Me can even walk naked with shit for nyash....holding my Bible and my cheque

IamKashyBaby:




Me no go wear pant most of the time sha

Only on special occasions

Hmmmm incase chances for a quickie pops up all of a sudden abi....

pizzylee:
I'm just here to protest against d use of d word dick head....we all came out from there

No, we came out frm a pussssy....literally

IamKashyBaby:


Chaaaai!!

Abeeeeg, what kind of public toilet is this..no tissue...no water?

Geeezzzu!

Kashy u no go use ur pant wipe ur nyash go bank straight go cash ur cheque

IamLEGEND1:
What is this_fuckery?
I go use Bible pages wipe yansh na.
$50m cheque? Even God go understand say we're in recession.

Guy ur nyash go burn fire a swear!

In this case....tag a Nairalander who is a Dickk head and another who is an AWESOME guy/lady...


Don't tell any of dem who is a Dickk head and who is AWESOME










My maleNLers: MrCork and Explorers


My femaleNlers: mamagee and reether

Assuming the former is ur straight ticket to haven.





By what they choose you go know who go go haven...

Assuming the former is ur straight ticket to haven.





By what they choose you go know who go go haven...

Chidonc:

thanks. have don that. delete it now, wull send u a whatsapp msg leta in d evening

No wahala...u quoted me, delete my number from the quote too