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Religion / Re: Knock Out Punches Against Religion (videos) by skeendyke: 4:06am On Feb 09, 2017
Knockout to religion? Sure. If you meant knockout to the true body of Christ, the living Church, I laugh in Swahili. Even the hordes of hell know they are but powerless against the sons and daughters of God. cool

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Religion / Re: My Man Is The Very Rigid Type When It Comes To Sex .help This Lady by skeendyke: 3:46am On Feb 09, 2017
Op, this has nothing to do with the Religion section. Go to the Romance or Sexuality section and post this.

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Religion / Re: She Missed It by skeendyke: 3:44pm On Feb 08, 2017
delishpot:
Yeah, instead of making the title to be WE missed it, it was conveniently titled she missed it because we all know how such a title would attract would be women bashers grin grin grin
The brother no see his own problem, Na sister choir member own he carry for head.

Though the pronoun in the title is not directly related to the subject in the content this is irrelevant if you get the message of the story.
Religion / Re: Is This The Height Of Religious Delusion? by skeendyke: 7:59pm On Feb 01, 2017
felixomor:


You see how intelligent you are?
Please show me the name and death certificate of the person that was killed in the fire.?...
undecided

They have faith that the report is true....no need for reasoning..... grin

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Religion / Re: Is This The Height Of Religious Delusion? by skeendyke: 7:57pm On Feb 01, 2017
Felixomor, you gats time..... I admire your zeal to educate some peeps whose reasoning are always slanted towards a particular direction whenever the word 'Christianity' is mentioned....

This thread is nothing but a sick joke....a favourite pastime of atheists. Take it seriously at your risk. grin

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Religion / Re: Is This The Height Of Religious Delusion? by skeendyke: 1:18pm On Feb 01, 2017
Guys, you're all missing the point here. That 'woman' and atheists have a lot in common. Besides, how do you know it is a woman behind that account? For sure it is an atheist... smiley
Religion / Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by skeendyke: 7:06pm On Jan 31, 2017
Lolzzz. What a thread...see ignorant reasoning flying upandan like kilode grin

Let me ask you guys the same question but regarding something else about the curse. Why do animals die or grow old and die if Adam and Eve were the only ones cursed with death? Perhaps, Adam left a bite for the large number of animals in the garden.... grin How they shared it among themselves...you atheists can do the math.... smiley

Felixomor has said it all.....since you guys have already concluded then whatever answer is given is simply superfluous. Enjoy your ignorance.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: At Least Five Dead After GUNMEN Open Fire In Mosque In Quebec City, Canada. by skeendyke: 8:09am On Jan 30, 2017
The Canadian Prime Minister will bring untold misery to his domain by opening his arms to welcome Muslim immigrants into Canada. The whole world knows what happens whenever they populate a once peaceful region. Canada should say goodbye to their peaceful past if the Muslim world responds to the invitation.

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 4:24pm On Jan 25, 2017
Ishilove:
Seriously though, I abandoned my duties and I am braying laughter all over the place. You people have no chill at all. The man of the moment MrPresident1 himself is just throwing around Ozu like pebbles. Lmaaaaaaaoooooo!!!

Nairaland enh, una no go kee me. cheesy

Lolzz. I commented my reserve because it was getting tew much.

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 10:54am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:


When Jeremiah was telling the Israelites that they will be punished, they laughed him to scorn...where is the promise of your messiah they asked Peter? Their destruction long in the waiting, long in the works will now no longer tarry.

I am the watchman that has been sent to warn you. What I spoke about has happened spiritually, you should know this, or are you not a Christian? You do not know that the spiritual rules the physical? When God wants to act, the physical is just an oversight, ruled and controlled by the spiritual.

How dare you scoff and jest at me, just how dare you, are you mad?

Ozu!

Lolzz. It is not too late to return to sanity. You're drifting violently to the edge. I'm sorry my words provoke you but truth must be said.
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 10:32am On Jan 25, 2017
Ishilove:

I see you now have an Igbo girlfriend teaching you the language grin

Calm down. Such strong and unpleasant language is not necessary.

Lolz @ igbo girlfriend grin The fact that this watchman possesses an instinct to vilify his way out of correction speaks much about his integrity which is in serious crisis.

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 10:20am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:


What concourse does the living have with the dead? Just because the Bible is available to everyone does not mean that everyone has access to its contents. The Bible is not plain, otherwise men would not spend their lives researching its contents.

You are a living dead, continue to rest in peace until the resurrection morning when your understanding will be opened.

Ozu!

Did I hit a sensitive nerve? grin FYI, that bitterness and anger you feel towards me proves the truth serum I injected in your bloodstream has taken effect.

You won't admit you were wrong in twisting Biblical teaching and propagating a false belief. Rather, you resort to name calling to defend the perennial folly of your action. It comes as no surprise to me. Toeing the path of your predecessors.

Nobody knows it all. Truth hurts but pride is fatal.

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 5:30am On Jan 25, 2017
MrPresident1:
Now I have been thinking on the prophecy of the ten virgins as the reason for the apparent non play-out of the prophecy I gave as I gave it. Then again, our God, works in mysterious ways, He is full of mystery, no one can fathom Him completely.

One thing is sure, the firstfruits are already sealed. The living are now waiting for the dead to rise up at the final trump, as Paul said...we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep... 1Thessalonians 4:15

Wake up sleepy drowsy heads wink

I knew that the debacle of your misguided prophecy will not be the termination of your confusion. I knew it.

Your ridiculous excuse for your failed prophecy is absolute hogwash in its best. What happened to verse 16 where the Lord Jesus Himself descended from heaven with a shout? What happened to being caught up to join those who were asleep to meet with Christ in the air - verse 17?

The Bible is very plain. You cannot tell the day of His coming but you can tell the signs of His coming. Hope you learn from this.

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Religion / Re: Problem With The Death Of Jesus. Have You Thought Of This? by skeendyke: 7:57pm On Jan 24, 2017
mack111:

I'll reiterate my earlier post. This isn't about if I believe or not. A lot of people come here just to read comments and some may not be hardcore atheists. Claims of the bolded texts might be prevalent and yielded nothing substantial, despite shrouded in grim reality.

I don't see a sense in countering mysteries with mysteries. God's existence is a mystery yet deciphered, a dead brain cell springs to life even after a doctor's futile prognosis is another mystery. Your alledge proof only aggreviates the confusion and does little of a tranquilizing effect.

Mere you say. Please do not underestimate the extent one can believe a convincing post. The mind works in wonders my friend. Have you left the shores of earth? Don't you believe there's space, the planets, the sun, gravity, even rays not visible?

My point is, do your utmost Christian responsibilities rather than asserting it will spawn nothing in the life of an atheist, it is not in your place to assume that.

My duty as a Christian is done. If you persist in deceiving yourself you're free.
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 6:20am On Jan 23, 2017
Ishilove:

My sister, I would have believed you if I didn't check his profile and confirm that he has been coming online to read our comments here. Evidently he also missed the rapture.

Was there ANYONE raptured on the 20th of January, 2016?

*sob* MrPresident1 say something, I miss you!!! cry cry cry

Okay, I agree, I wee join your harem and serve you your meals butt nekkid. Anything you ask me to do I wee do...Just say something!!!!

*wail, weep* cry cry sad

#bringbackourMrPresident#

Lolz. MrPresident1, we are no longer angry with you. We have forgiven you already. You can come out now please. Na beg ah dey beg o. grin

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Religion / Re: Problem With The Death Of Jesus. Have You Thought Of This? by skeendyke: 10:39pm On Jan 22, 2017
GoodMuyis:


Dont mind him, he always thought he is smart and can't be vulnerable. He assumed what he write in the op is a checkmate for Christian, but my questions threw him off

He know that the answers were viper, they will come back to bite him.


Hahahaha. GoodMuyis, this is good one.
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 8:37pm On Jan 22, 2017
analice107:
Your Excellency, MrPresident1, i can see you, pls talk to me.

Hahahaha. #bringbackourmrpresident1 grin
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 8:34pm On Jan 22, 2017
Ishilove:
MrPresident1 yaff gone AWOL embarassed undecided

grin grin
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 1:45pm On Jan 22, 2017
Gboyee4fun:
Mr president1

I won't castigate you as I promised not to argue with you concerning ur discovery but I will encourage you to be bold and courageous and also learn from your mistakes, you really did a good job defending your claim to the exact date, now encourage yourself from the story of Daniel himself, know that the freedom of the Israelites of old from Babylon did not happened the exact time and date that Daniel discovered, just learn and encourage yourself, be prayerful and be watchful.

I respect this comment. Really nice. If MrPresident1 erred on the side of sincerity then he should be encouraged to be tenacious in his beliefs rather than be hanged or shot for his error.
Religion / Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by skeendyke: 1:36pm On Jan 22, 2017
It is very plain you were in the wrong. You are not submissive to the church authority. Your compulsive disorder is a lame justification for that. Comply with the rules of any organization you find yourself. It is common sense.

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Religion / Re: Problem With The Death Of Jesus. Have You Thought Of This? by skeendyke: 1:24pm On Jan 22, 2017
mack111:

This is a lame coward-like response.
Hardmirror is not the only atheist or agnostic in the world. If you have a well convincing write up to counter this post, why hesitate? You could be converting hundreds of people in the process.

There are agnostics out there who just want proof or a concrete reason to believe. If you don't have anything to say just sharap and go pay your offerings and tithes. Your pastor's car won't fuel itself.

Unless you persist in lying to yourself, you would see that a counter to this post in respect to this question is nothing but stoking the flame of argument. Go through the religious section and tell me that there's a dearth of write-ups of greater detail, weight and importance on this issue as well as other issues, as dealt with in threads and comments of a number of theists that shouldn't have led to the conversion of atheists before now. While you consistently deny incontrovertible proofs of God's existence through the reports of people who were medically certified dead, brain dead, only to return to life to give their message of the afterlife and it has not lead to the conversion of hundreds of atheists and unbelievers then you expect a counter reply to do that. Are you real?

Like father Abraham in the Word of God told the rich man, you have the prophets. If you don't believe them you will never believe anyone even if he rises from the grave. In addition, if you neither believe the pastors and evangelists nor the testimonies of people concerning the miraculous hand of God in their lives and many with proofs then you will never believe a mere counter reply to a subject that has been over-flogged.

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Religion / Re: Problem With The Death Of Jesus. Have You Thought Of This? by skeendyke: 12:42pm On Jan 22, 2017
HardMirror:

Is this an attempt to avoid giving a cock and bull answer?
If you have a reasonable answer, why not present it with confidence and leave the holy spirit to do the rest?

On the contrary, it is an attempt to enlighten Christians on the fact that their belief is unreasonable to you and so will their answer to your question appear. If the Bible makes no sense to you having being a Christian and left the faith, it wouldn't make any sense to you even now if I answered your question quoting from the same source.

If you read your Bible well you will find that Jesus answered the question of the pharisees with question or parable. That is also the Spirit of God at work.

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Religion / Re: Problem With The Death Of Jesus. Have You Thought Of This? by skeendyke: 8:54am On Jan 22, 2017
joyContraMundum:
The statements in indigo are the most crucial part of the post. I dare ANY Christian to answer them.

If a Christian answers those questions of particular interest to you, would the Christian's answer make a believer out of you? Would it make you believe God exists? Would it make you quit your fun sport of poking holes in the Christian faith?

The answer to those questions you highlighted will be nothing more but an attempt in futility, a colossal waste of explanation. I wish you luck in your God-hating adventure.

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Religion / Re: Dear Atheists, Help A Brother In Need. by skeendyke: 8:01am On Jan 22, 2017
Op, you have done very well by revealing your belief to her. If ever she returns to you I guarantee you that your being honest to her has made a solid foundation for a long lasting relationship which could potentially transform into a marital union. If she doesn't return to you then accept the fact and move on. No matter how much we cherish someone if they are not meant for us they will never be. You cannot build a relationship on deception. It will crumble as surely as the sun rises. It doesn't matter how long the deception lasts it will crumble like a castle of sand.

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Religion / Re: See How Atheists Minds Are Imprisoned by skeendyke: 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2017
Pidgin2, do you know that the spiritual blindness of unbelieving folks is temporary? Each day of their lives brings them one step closer to the truth. God has designed it in such a way that none, not one of them, will escape knowledge of the truth.

As a result, I believe engaging in unfruitful argument with them is a total waste of energy and time. A poet once wrote about a tree. The tree was stubborn and insisted it wouldn't grow. Everyday, it would continually repeat that it wouldn't grow. This happened daily but God just watched because He knew that all the while it said it wouldn't grow it was getting taller. That is the way He designed it. It has no choice but to grow.

Atheists are like that tree. They deny the truth, continually insist on the fact that God does not exist. They attack any semblance of the expression of this truth but God knows that everyday they deny His existence they are closer to the truth of His existence. They have no choice but to know the truth even if they deny it all their lives. That's the way God has designed it.

Argument will only breed more argument.

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 4:42am On Jan 21, 2017
An0nimus:


Let's go there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrBJRNYcWg

Hahahaha. That guy go kee person with laff. grin

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Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by skeendyke: 4:37am On Jan 21, 2017
petra1:

I comment President1 for one thing , his courage to believe to the end . It's a strong virtue .even though I knew he got the calculation wrong as I said earlier . Whatever material he studied online deceived him .

There is no calculation in the first place. The Word of God never gave any date or day of Christ's return. The calculation here is a proof of man's natural tendency to distort the simplicity of the Word of God.

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Religion / Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by skeendyke: 9:33pm On Jan 20, 2017
analice107:

lol. what did you learn?

Lolz. If I said that it would oppose the spirit of this thread but I know to always sift what is value from dross which is the only content of speech of the majority of atheists on this forum. You already know that but I just learnt it.
Religion / Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by skeendyke: 7:39pm On Jan 20, 2017
analice107:

It's well my brother.

Thank you for your understanding. We learn everyday. I just did.
Religion / Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by skeendyke: 7:29pm On Jan 20, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


if you follow the conversation you'll see that I'm not the one being fixated on monickers

its your brother in the lord that brought monicker issue and I'm not judging you guilty of anything, its your brother in the lord that's seeing guilt

Hmmm. Wonders. This is one glaringly obvious reason many atheists in this forum should never be taken seriously.

Analice107, I apologize for the unnecessary mentions. They were nothing but needless interruption and waste of your precious time. I just discovered that some folks are just meant to be ignored.
Religion / Re: Attention!!! Strictly For Christians!! by skeendyke: 4:58pm On Jan 20, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


she's the same person behind both

she created Analice when Muslim started confusing her for a Muslim

she uses Ana's when banned

Hmmm. Okay. HopefulLandlord, I hope she appears and clears the air on this issue, I mean Analice107. This is very important. Until then, these claims remain under the sphere of speculation. I really hope you understand the gravity of such accusation especially when the monikers turn out to be different personalities.

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