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Obinoscopy:
The King is Back! And for the umpteenth time I'm declaring that all allegiance should be directed to the King so that your lives might be spared. The King has spoken!

which king be that? where hin fillage dey?

Kunbee:
My love, how could you abandon me

Im sorry loff,i dont mean to,u are always on my mind

miss ya luvy

Kumbee, kumbestic

u aiiight loff?

wey that iice now? she don leg am?

Pweety4me:

pweety, no vex biko, see ya wrinkle face , e no fit u at all, change face abeg

make dem no ban me o, all na formulated tori o just like the adamawa thread by P dude  

Loveaflame:
It is not the best and I don't encourage such

yeah u`r right , that aint right *thumbs up*

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Oya on to the okada and off with you to yaba left [/color]

No be me and u go go yaba left

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Anoda stori loff  [/color]

You too like tori loff  

But u never nack me one now  

^^

im sure i know miss road, oya hold my hand and lets go home loff

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Which kind stori sef?i am gud gurl o. [/color]

gud gurl pweety, LMAO

iice:
[color=#9900ff]love ke lol.[/color]

Yelz now, you know i always loff u now my loff

^^

Is not that I enjoyed it but her hand was doing me jigbi jigbi for body

stori,

^^

that shows she went far. her hand should not be there in the first place.

nack me tori jare my pweety

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haha, u need to see how her  hand was going to my kini (thing), that nearly switch on the light in my head inside church

haha, my thing is not chubby o, very straight, black and strong     

Elders in the house , over to you

iice:
[color=#9900ff]A girl i know had a similar experience but she didn't tell her bf coz erhhh it got out of hand[/color]

she should have told her bf if she love her and if the bf is a wise fellow, he will handle it well, it wont get out of hand.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]U mean his gf?how ridiculous. . .but how dem dey sleep nao? [/color]

I mean his friend gf not his own gf, dem sleep ontop same matress, u know those big matress. so na so e happen o. no go try sleep with friends bf o, else you go just see hand wey dey press your a$$ in the middle of the night, hahaha   

The one that happened to me was when i was in the church, i sat with this gurl at the back of the church while the preaching was going on, she decide to read the bible with me when ever a verse is been called by the pastor, but all of a sudden, i noticed her hand on my thigh (itan) and it was moving, i was cold, my mind went far away, i tried bring my mind back and i realised myself. we got into some normal conversation while the preacher was preaching on, but my mind told me its a temptation, thank God its now prayer time, infact you need to see the way i prayed like have never prayed before.

Now it comes to the end of service, she asked where I'm living, i replied just around the church, she asked if I'm living alone and all stuffs like that, thank goodness her taxi arrived at this time and she had no option than to get into the taxi. that was the end of story. Well its not bad for a girl to show interest in a guy but that's not the right way to do it, she went too far

rydeorsail:
i just dey waka past, imagine all this happening, it only happens to students and corper, in hostel

different things don happen bro.

I think Programming is the most peaceful, hurray

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For where, 3 points had been given to Argentina already

^^

*cover ma eye and runz out*

^^

She put google for eye she cant see

alright we hear una

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Good boy [/color]

Thanks jare

@ poster

Its not adviseable, i remember two of my friends slept on the same bed with their gf, while the light was off, one of the guy was pressing his friends gf a$$   . The girl latter told his bf what happened in the middle of the night.

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@ Creamish

Your eye don see no be small o, ehay sorry ehn.

I remember when my gf brother slept in my house, come see how this guy dey snore like mad my gf thought we could do it but i thought we gotta show some respect, what if the brother come dey hear her soundtrack? so I have to say no to sex that night.

mama Gee and sissy, why una dey punch una self? oya both of you lie down now

you guys are funny

so i have this friend who always bring this sugar mum home, whenever they start the game, this sugar mum will always say "mama, mama, mama"

ever since then , we`ve been calling my friend mama

mama Gee is making some points tho.

Some men are just animal

while some women abroad are just nothing but a pain in the azz.

Praise be to God.

Well, I will say its been planned btw the man and naija woman for the white woman not to know that the man has another wife in Naija, what will happen at the end is that, the man will have a foreign passport through the white woman, he will divorce the white woman and will give the naija woman a passport through marriage but while the man is abroad the woman in naija will be having affairs with another man just for sex.

Diff things don happen for this world.

well they tried today , they drew with England (1-1).

Very good job.

Thats crazy mehn