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Jokes EtcRe: Chidiebere And Chinedu In London by skfa1: 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2009
studio43:
Oops! Forgoten my joke again. Dickele stop witch hunting me naw, sheybi i've promised to make u my shoe shiner when i get to Aso Rock. habba! Erm, i will be right back ladies and gentlemen. *jumps the fence*
That fence wey u jump go na hin u go jump back come here, nutty boi cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by skfa1: 4:08pm On Dec 13, 2009
presido1:
Common sense or Law of the Land which one do you subscribe to? But its weird to deport a legal cus of trafic offence. Even illegals that drive without licence and insurance are rarely deported talkless of a legal man with kid and a british wife for many years. Why haven't they given him passport? U must be a citizen to represent a country.
You see now where dem even wound themself, why would they even allow him to represent their country when he is not a citizen? I believe strongly the reason is to achieve the glory and after that they just pushed the guy away (They`ve been doing that for a long time). So in that case, they too are committing crime (using someone who is not a citizen to achieve glory). Beside its also weird to deport cause of traffic offence, so for example, if I am a citizen, where will u deport me to? wount they just give me another punishment? wount they?

I'm thinking they`ve tried to deport the guy using different reasons but nothing is working, now they are using traffic offence. Look i know what this people can do, I have been in some of their shittssss before until i won several cases in court, even some cases that should not have been in the court in the first place, I still won.


Lets leave words jare.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by skfa1: 1:39pm On Dec 13, 2009
Andre Uweh:
I am sure the guy in question is not using the right lawyers. Sometimes the govt at Westminster gives you the lawyers that will aid and speed up ones deportation. I have seen cases of worse traffic offences here in the UK and the culprits were not deported.
Thank you my friend, well said. They know what they are doing, even the lawyer they will give to you is their friend and at the end of the day he will say "sorry" to you.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by skfa1: 1:35pm On Dec 13, 2009
eldee:
I don't see anything wrong with this.
If a doctor commits a crime that's punishable by deportation, he's sent out.
Why should it be any different for an athlete?? Do other professions not contribute to the societal well-being??
Oh because he won five golds we should leave him alone?? Marion Jones got five medals and she still got locked up for deceiving the FBI.

It's the UK, the laws are the same for everyone . . . We should learn from this.
The law for the common thief should be the same for the corrupt politician.
OK why dont they deport him b4 wining gold?

Look my friend, truth be told, when they use you , they will definately dump u atlast, this has been happening so many years ago. Pray make dem no use and dump u. Na work place bad pass (use and dump). cheiiiii make God save us.
Music/RadioRe: 9ice - I Dont Care ::::: For Them Haters:::::: by skfa1: 1:07pm On Dec 13, 2009
AY Flavour V 9ice (Alago meji V Alapo meji) grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Waste So Much Money? by skfa1: 12:56pm On Dec 13, 2009
Noigeeriaa:
Do they get sick pleasure from wasting your hard earned money? Are they evil?
Thats just their life.
RomanceRe: Should I Cook For My Boyfriend? by skfa1: 12:28pm On Dec 13, 2009
C2H5OH:
you mean it's been 4 months and you haven't cooked. what kind of evil is that.
Evil ke? LMAO grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian For Deportation After Winning Gold For Britain by skfa1: 12:25pm On Dec 13, 2009
That is called use and dump, its not funny at all angry angry .

I pray make God dey guild us (Amen)
RomanceRe: I Think by skfa1: 11:34am On Dec 13, 2009
penis

sex
RomanceRe: Should I Cook For My Boyfriend? by skfa1: 11:27am On Dec 13, 2009
@ nene

Na school wey ur mama send u be that? grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: What Could Have Made Her(my Girl) Wept Upon Seeing Her Ex. by skfa1: 11:17am On Dec 13, 2009
Somebody on this thread said something good which is what exactly happened.

Flashfast1:
@poster
its simple:
you are in her arms while he is still in her heart.
Sometimes you cant just forget ur ex, while your ex cant forget u too (if he or she is always good to u). My ex is pretty and with good character. Ofcourse we wish to continue the relationship but distance is killing everything. This life sha, cheiiii.
Christianity EtcRe: Ogaga4luv Declared Wanted! by skfa1: 6:20pm On Dec 12, 2009
10 milla cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Ogaga4luv Declared Wanted! by skfa1: 6:09pm On Dec 12, 2009
xtristo:
Ogaga has been declared wanted by the Christian jurists on Nairaland for the role played in the popularization of satan and his works.He has been at large!Anyone with useful information as to how to track him down should contact us using this tread OR better still use this weapon,JESUS[i][/i][color=#990000][/color] to handcuffed him as it has been discovered that he and his master satan cannot stand that name.your support in this venture will be highly appreciated.
we also want to use this medium to warn other atheists,satanists and islamist to tour the path of peace or risk being prosecuted by the jurists.you are warned!
grin  grin


What a joker
Jokes EtcRe: The Condom Man! by skfa1: 4:29pm On Dec 12, 2009
lol grin grin
TravelRe: What Does It Cost To Travel To U.s.a? by skfa1: 10:43pm On Dec 11, 2009
winta2007:
What does it cost to travel to u.s.a?
Get feather and fly   cheesy  cheesy

NB: No fly via af Afghanistan else they will shoot u down  grin  grin  grin  grin
RomanceRe: Mr Moderator U Are A Hypocrite! by skfa1: 10:21pm On Dec 11, 2009
chidyke77:
@debosky, is it a must that u shuld reply to every post that was targeted to you? your a moderator and i think a moderator shuld be acting maturely,why all this exchange of words and u know quite well that your not the only moderator in romance section. u have to control your self cos a leader must act as a leader.
Well said, thank you cool cool
SportsOne Africa Country Must Win The World Cup by skfa1(op): 2:38pm On Dec 11, 2009
This is a call to all African country ,stand up all African nation and make use of this opportunity. The ball is in our court now.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A Three Bedroom Bungalow In Nigeria by skfa1: 2:33pm On Dec 11, 2009
Hello guys, what about cost of building 3 bed room in AKure, Ondo State pls.

I already have a land. I have been saving up to built the house. somebody help pls.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Can Be dat Gangst Niga In your Life by skfa1: 12:47am On Dec 11, 2009
LOL @ Ebonyeyes

@ poster (gangsta woody!  grin grin grin)

which dangerous substance have u been taking?
CultureRe: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by skfa1: 12:29am On Dec 11, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
RomanceRe: How Do U Know That A Man Is A Virgin? by skfa1: 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2009
Is the poster talking about a firgin?
RomanceRe: Could U Wash Ur Girlfriend's Undies, Is Dat A Sign Of Love Or What: by skfa1: 2:14pm On Dec 10, 2009
Sorry guys in the house, lets assume she is really sick or she has been sick for the past 2 or 3 months and she cant even move her legs and arms, wount you help her to wash her clothes?

I know some people will say washing machine and bla bla bla like that, but what of if the washing machine has spoiled? what will happen, will you leave her in that dirt and be stinking?

Dont forget that she always love and care for you when she wasn`t sick (wash ur clothe, cook for you e.t.c).

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