₦airaland Forum

Ebonyeyes:
The thing no dey show for face For reals though do it, it will make you play safe in future.

My sister pls dont let me do it, Im more than alright    

Imagine they just send text message to my friend that your test result is negative, imagine if it is positive, what will happen. I dont want to receive that kind of txt mssg on ma phone. Im ok  

Ebonyeyes:
Uhmmmmm Are you sure you are not housing something? Be safe son

Guaranty, im 100 percent sure

I tell you now, I stand for ground well well, if you see me, u go no say this guy too strong, LMAO

ruffrider:
Skfa1, I know who I am. I don't have to prove anything.  But you sound upset that you can't get laid

Mba o, my sister im not upset .

Mr smasher

So you think I should be beating my wife abi?

You must be joking.

ok i get you now, save bro, no long thing

Ebonyeyes:
The sexual health clinic advise people to get tested every month if they engage in frequent activities with multiple partners on the regular. Be careful because those takeaway girls may look clean but as we say in Nigeria, package AIDS no dey show for face.

Thats rigth love, but dont wanna go jare.

My friend got tested, fortunately no AIDS contacted, he was very sick tho. he goes down stairs too much.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, infact dont let me talk about myself, one thing for sure is that if I dont eat, it is always a disaster    

Ebonyeyes:
A lot of man-hos around. I hope yall get tested on the regular some of you may be housing packages diseases

Me i stand well well, noffin do me *roll eye*

ibkaye:
Goodness, this guy is a slag, I swear

Come on love, dont swear again      

ravenzord:
Random-girl-sleeping-with 101




When I go 2 clubs in Naija,I'm just goin 2 have fun,getting laid isn't the first thing on my list,BUT if it were in Jand or Yanks or anywhere else,now that would b different.

Hi ya mate, u better watch ya head cause those gurls in Naija no dey look person face, remember that university gurl wey distribute AIDS for 124 students including lecturer. That news is on NL. So gat to be careful. No just go sample any gurl wey u see for naija.

ruffrider:
Oh, and I am black by the way

Oh wow, and u get scanned as well?

daisies:
I hope nigerian men are not thinking of putting this disgraceful act into practice,

As for me o, I wount do.

May God help me.

Ebonyeyes:
In the throes of passion you go remember do am?

Me I no dey take that one play , i must to do am o      

ruffrider:
This happens everywhere.  In the US,  men just scan the club looking for white, black, orange, whatever color.

What colour are u? Do you get scanned as well ?      

ruffrider:
Boys will be boys.  Just make sure you strap up boys.  And don't let them tell you their womb is not able to make babies

Nah so o , strap up guyz  

RIP. May the Lord help us in Naija

daisies:
you are so rite, there is a difference. Jesus is willing to forgive but not their God. he is crap and wacko. "God forgive them for they know not what they do"

Well said, thank you

Ebonyeyes:
Shebi you know say condom no be 100%? The virus fit infiltrate through the CD enter the place

I go double am

The bible says in one passage that a man should not sleep with two sisters of the same parent or their mother (in summarization, female from the same blood). So my dear sister it is a sin, i mean a great sin. Pls ask for forgiveness and God will forgive you. I do hope u are reading this sha.

Thank you

Ebonyeyes:
Not if she has herpes, yes herpes can be transferred through kissing

Cheiii see as u wan catch me, ok cool , i wount kiss , i will just go downstairs with ma CD. End of story

Do you guys listened to his last statement?

He said Allah will not forgive the man. So that means, Allah is not the true God because he cannot forgive but Jesus Christ always forgive.

Thank You Jesus 

Ebonyeyes:
Some of these guys will get packages(STDs) along with their "takeaway girls" one of these days.

Buahahahaha     with ma CD noffinn do me    

@ Poster

Thank God that you realise it urself, I reckon you should always try to control urself at all time. That will help.

My own problem is that i dont get offended easily but when I do, its always bad. For example I had a big fight with a childhood friend of mine (23 years together), could you believe say na court we go settle the matter?

Ever since then I have been controlling myself and everything has been ok with me.

So pls my dear sister, always control urself.  

ibkaye:
At the end of the day, nobody will ever be satisfied, it's just the way we humans are, women will complain about being stared at by 'sleazy' guys yet they will complain if they don't get any attention, same way guys go on about how much girls 'form' and yet will complain about a girl who is 'too easy', it's like a roundabout and we will most probably forever go on about this and that etc etc etc

Why do you think we always have the same ol' threads pop up on nairaland every week complaining about the same ol' thing, that's just life.

We humans are a confusing kind.

you are right my sweery, the same old story everyday.

madlady:
Better for what, dear I ask.

I bet u are hangry now, take am easy ehn my beuriful African sister 

Silly guy, no sorry they are not better than Africans just different ways of life.

Pls Uniben student help this guy out.

Ok here I go again, got to this parry yesterday, saw so many naija gurls all looking gorgeous and sexy, some gurls were forming while some were not.

I chatted with different gurls and they all responded very well.Some single while some are married, I follow a particular gurl talk and I got her digit, ok cool. There is this one naija gurl, cheiii come see as the gurl dey look me o like say no be God create me, she doesn't want to talk to me, me now as I no dey carry last , i just said "Hi" to her, she just replied me "hi ya, with one kind eye" and bone (too much ego).

She no dey talk to anybody o like say she dey fight with everybody, a bit childish tho. But that one no stop me make I no still pursue am    

Communicate well and dont dont be hash

IYA NGBALI:
even people wey never reach airport no to talk of entering plane dey follow discuss about things wey happen for uk club i tire for una o

Buahahahaha

axeman85:
@skfa1

alleluyah alleluyah halleluyah. ogoooooooo.

its best u go to scotlan and do that gas and oil thing as per u might be able to get work opportunity with the oil company as most of them are based there. or u enter dubai or texas.

Yeah i was thinking of that scotland too, make i comot this England self. I still need to get some info from one of my friend wey they work for oil company in scotland tho.

axeman85:
abeg make sleep come ooo. i get work 2moro morning ooo.

anyway if anyone is interested. am relaxing with naija online radio jamz called.

www.truspot.com

Nah security u dey do (ode aperin) wey u no dey sleep around this time      

Anyways, make i follow u listen to ur radio. U fit listen to radio palm wine too (just google it)

ibkaye:
Honestly, it's on nairaland where I first heard about Nigerian girls over the top 'forming', never really come across much nigerian girls who do it to such the extent you guys go on about, well, not anymore than girls as a whole generally do
Lol, oh you're so kind

Ibk trust me, dem dey form ganiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii o, but that one no stop me.

Beside, where are you? dont tell me u are in Iraq or Afghanistan

axeman85:
yes ooo very correct my guy e get one of my guy for bolton sef dem dey call am oshoke or tony. na im i dey come see for bolton den. we go first chill for one club wey dey beside j2 wen e don late well we come enter j2. see guys dey runs babe for that staircase side. lol.

That club is called The BAR. Na there one gurl see my friends and she think say dem be footballer, na so she ask them if they were footballers? na so my guys say yes, say dem they play in other EU country but just came for holiday and party in Bolton, nah so the gurl call all her friends and guys carry them go house , to cut story short, na after they done chop dem gurl nah hin dem gurls come dey realise say na lie those guys are not footballer, lol      

Infact this life sha, gurls and money.cheeiiii.

stillwater:
Roflmao!!!   No wonder they come on NL to take out their bitterness on us!!!! Expose them well wellll!!!

LMAO