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Reminds me of some teenage thieves in london that hijacked and stole a manual car from an old woman on CCTV, it was funny to see the few minutes they wasted trying to figure out how to move it before they finally got down and ran off.

This is Nigeria. Ignore the naysayers. What happens if your automatic is unavailable and they gave you a manual, what if it’s a life or death situation and you need to save your life or of others.

Look helplessly while you sheepishly explained you don’t know how to drive stick? I would look at you like the same way I look at men that can’t kill chickens and it’s the wife or market women that do it. Yes we may be lucky to go through life without experiencing all this scenarios but if it eventually happens, people like that are liabilities and will standby and watch while you get unalived.

Even the one that advised you not to learn it already know it even if they don’t use it daily.

Better to learn manual and then drive auto. No knowledge is wasted.

You should have reported his account on the bybit discord server with full evidence. They would have blacklisted him. Always use a laptop to send evidence on appeals or disputes. The mobile app is buggy and you might think you’ve submitted evidence whereas it didn’t reflect

The crazy ones are the ones who will mark paid without actually sending you anything. Legit verified accounts who just decided to scam one day. Thieves.

Always check reviews, look for those who have deposits marked in their profiles and always cancel trades if they start trying to be shady.

You can also use cleva or geegpay to receive your usdt and transfer to your own account

Guilty of this even though I suspected they take more than the usual outlined area.

That’s who she is. It would get worse in marriage and If you lose your source of Income. Expect shege.

Find someone else that values you enough to add input to your life no matter how small. You just have to find them. Forget the social media noise, they exist.

Flee!

Talkisneeded:
I thought I was tough,oshodi boys got genuine fear inside of me on Sunday….

Omo, if you see the irredeemable eruku’s among them ehn face scars, broken teeth everything. You will never pray to have an encounter such demons at night. They’re gone. Just existing to brutalise any one foolish to cross them

Extreme Poverty can give you that. Just walk along the streets of oshodi especially where those area boys buy their highs

My problem is the weak man that married this one. Except it’s for content. She’s going back to her fathers house

Soneh:
Go and get a POS or an agent account from any of these POS companies and use it for receiving payments. Let's see how they would calculate the tax from a pos account. For monies you don't have plans of using, just save it as usdt on any crypto wallet of your choice.

Bad advice. If the account comes under review. They might end up giving him an estimated tax bill based on what the govt calculated. Especially if he didn’t file returns. No excuses

Honestly I still don’t know why Nigerians are not on the streets protesting already. We’ll see.

GarkiAccessory:
Boss I sent you a dm

my public mail is on the first page . The nairaland own is unavailable

keymatt:
I see her as the next British prime Minister already. Under her govt, Britain will recover.

Lol, you have no idea. Nobody puts a sellout in power. Even Rishnak didn’t throw his people under the bus. White people aren’t stupid

Sighs. This thread is not even up to 11pages and most didn’t read through.

First page literally contains everything you need to start even a youtube channel . Page 3 has a complete list which I’m going to post again.

Roadmap.sh is there.

Coming to ask me where to start is counter intuitive. This is why I created this thread. Read and follow. Pick one and start.

You go read documentation tire. And if you can’t go through ordinary 10pages. You might want to check another career route. I literally go through threads here on nl with 900+ pages every-time I see something that catches my fancy.

Domain thread, DIY CAC & international passport thread, travel threads etc, I literally start from page 1. And it pays off. Anyway I understand why travel agencies abound, maybe I’ll create one later too.

I do the research. You pay me.

Using myself as an example. I have other means of income that runs on its own.

I can spend my time on this for the short run, then use the money to buy domains and resell for $100 - $1k plus or upscale my other tested businesses or test run new ones or even fund tech courses. Because frankly it’s not something you want to bank on for long.

The point is to get to the point where you don’t need time consuming stuff like surveys or physical businesses you can’t just monitor.

Either work for money, Make people work for you or make money work for you.

Recognise and categorise opportunities accordingly.

Forget backgrounds or current circumstances .

My first job was as a delivery agent earning commission of 500n per package delivered. Took it because I loved travelling. Dropped it when I couldn’t even afford to buy a small phone after 3months of working.

Let that empty account, anger, debt or frustration push you. Any opportunities you see, milk it like you won’t make heaven.

A man dies the day he stops trying. Ire o.

For those asking about surveys, If you’re not a crazy driven person or smart to find untapped sites on your own. I don’t advise it. Takes too much time. Average 100-200k per month, if you have unlimited time and can work long hrs multiple sites, 400-800k+

It’s for saving and building yourself up for better opportunities. Unless you can actually get into pro lific or other one month life changing sites where you can make $1k+ monthly. Yes nigerians are on those sites but updates tight.

Choose your poison. I no dey pretend, don’t get links from me and come back and complain. Infact starting from next year. I won’t say anything about it again. It works but it’s hard.

You’re not in the groups I am wey dem dey make millions, I personally know some of this guys and they’re even more crazier than I am. To the extent of landing in the hospital because of their work ethics.

Lifestyle cost na you no know. I started feb, This is Ending. Might reach .5 or 6 before ending.

For those messaging me. This is another great founder, think I still mentioned it in my last Product design thread. Funny enough I bought a course from his co founder also.

Check his page out on fb, check twitter too. Test and see if any of their products/courses works for you. Instead of starting out on your own. Use their proven strategies.

Opportunities plentyyyyyy!

Make i go back to my Facebook ads course. I need to upscale and free up more of my time.

Nairaland is sweet to browse this days. Blocked so many profiles.

I wish there was a permanent block button though.

Funny enough, if most of those trolls get less and less engagements. Most of them will drop off naturally. Rage bait is a thing

Bad for business though, great for sanity.

With a solid tested business plan, He would multiply that 1m. Unfortunately most people lack financial intelligence nor have business experience.

otipoju:
All those governors need to wake the ***k up and resort to self help.

They can recruit, train and name their heavily armed men " Forest Guards ".

Get in private contractors to help them set up surveillance and train a rapid response security outfit of 5'000 men and split them into units of 100.

Let them be indigenes of the state with upright character and whose lineage is traceable. Sign them to initial 4 year contracts and optional 4 year extension. Throw some life insurance benefits for their dependents.


Do a 3 month booth training both camp for them and train get foreign military experts to train them in " Rapid Incident Response " and " Seek and destroy" fighting methods.

Set up high tech command centers with manned and unmanned drones capable of dropping gifts. and arm your men with the latest communication gadgets and weapons.


All the investments will be well worth it.

It will first rid your state of the current crop of extremists and deter the new ones from encroaching in the future.

This folks have an agenda and they are steadily working on fulfilling it.

You said everything. But I think until the chicken comes home to roost and touches them personally or affects their circles, they won’t take it seriously.

Most of them are content to just swallow the security vote and play to the gallery until their time ends. The lack lustre attitudes of a lot of Nigerians in office is concerning. I don’t blame them though, having multiple passports is a common theme and the cowards will just flee.

If this Tax law goes effective in 2026 and it’s not cancelled.

Those positioned now will make mad money from registrations , explanations etc.

Learn facebook/social media ads, look for someone knowledgeable about CAC or go through the websites and use AI to explain. Set up social media profiles and start prepping your sales funnels and making yourself seen.

Test run your ads this year and depending on how it goes, go full scale into it. More than 400k per week is sure if you know your onions. You can even make money from referrals/affiliate marketing.

Just created my LLC within some hours myself and it doesn’t look that hard. I have avenues to go indepth and learn from the best but too many things on my plate rn.

DYOR. This is an example of what’s trending on fb tik tok and IG. Even threads to an extent.

Ominie:
Good evening boss,

I went through the entirety of your thread and it was awesome (re-reading again). I am currently transitioning into tech. specifically Cybersecurity and DevOps, went through an intensive training in Cybersecurity for a tier 1 bank in the country.

I wish to get your help regarding free courses, certifications and guidance in Devops and also an accountability partner within the short period of time I'll be free before resuming work fully.

I really love your motivation and ginger and wish we could drive this to greater heights.

DevOps is wide man. You have to identify a starting point and go from there since you’re security inclined. The basics are always important though. Check the first page of this thread and the devops roadmap.

For accountability. Depends on how driven you are and how well you know the basics. Still send me a mail, it’s also on the first page.

This is also a good course also

Kaczynski:
stop doing irrelevant courses except ccna and its brother


start doing projects, showcase yourself to the world


do stuffs like running a tor node, self hosting.

CCNA is networking. Important but not something I intend to go back to. I’m not aiming for a networking role

This is AWS solutions architect. And I already do projects, just do not post them here. Thanks

Don’t think it’s all rosy

I skipped to the end of stephane course and tried the test exams. Hmm, Many will and even me will pass it by constant repetition and memorisation of test questions and dumps but I won’t be able to defend it.

This exam requires you to know how many of aws services work together in relation to efficiency, cost and other factors. I literally had to imagine them in my head. Imagine if you never touched the console.

Make I go back to my course biko.

Wish I had a close circle of people like me. So many opportunities around. And I can’t do everything. But you’ll pay for a course and initial investment for somebody and they’ll just let it abandon it midway because they don’t have the same stubborn drive to succeed or at least fail majestically after trying their best. Both ways will still teach you something.

And I hate that! Damn. I will hold you in mind even if you’re family. Distanced myself from so many friends because of this. Enjoy your self imposed struggles in poverty.

Many poor people want wealth but can’t do the work. Why is it that people like that get opportunities dropped into their laps while the ones that truly need it struggle. Why?

There’s the other type that would succeed and backstab you also. We just avoid each normally. I am not the type that leaves things to God.

Next year, I’m going fully back to my ruthless mode. Already made some people millionaires, more than half of my siblings can comfortably handle life. My babe is learning. I want to really see if the good behaviour reach when she has some good money, Call it ulterior motive, lol. I’ll move on if it casts. Fully prepared. Ain’t marrying a someone who will drag me down later like the majority. Let’s get this money and enjoy life together . My last babe was a confirm hustler but for the streets. This life ehn.

Choosing me next year. Paid all my dues. F that black tax shit!

adamkkk:
you need money for fintech

You need funds for advertisements and promotional purposes and hyping by social media promoters

plus money for licensing

then the other funds for deployment of platforms

also funds for startup office, employee management etc

...

That's lots of money. That's where investors need to come in. Bt where will i get investors that i can pitch my idea to ?

Everything in this life started as an idea. You think the money is your problem?

Let’s use dirt poor yahho boys that cashed out massively as an example. I knew one who was one the first to import a venza into nigeria. He grew up as a tailor son. Made generational money and squandered it.

Whatever methods he used to achieve his goals. Lack of belief in oneself to attain those goals definitely wasn’t one of them.

If you believe you fit do am, Ways go surely open. Money go come. Just be consistent in your line and constantly go for it

Very interesting case. By the way this post is what is called official doublespeak.

We don’t live a black and white country, if he’s truly liquid as he claims. They can create a public impression he would be dealt it whereas just like bob risky , He negotiates with them on the backend and continues to live his life in obscurity.

And if he’s financially intelligent and not the wastrel kind. He can still go on to use fronts to create and own companies. Ruling from the shadows like a lot of wealthy men in this country.

And the public is appeased. Lol.

In a real world, True investigation with credible witnesses would be done and if found guilty, punished appropriately. Because such a person judging by his tweets needs rehabilitation from humans for some time

But Nigeria, smh. Cash is King

adamkkk:
Sometimes i just imagine myself.

I can build paystack and even a similar platform from scratch, have done jobs like Bank websites to Betting like betnaija and to even Trades... all these from scratch bt to start a fintech company is my own karma.

You don’t even believe in yourself

I wonder if some of the previous commenters on this thread still reason the same way.

So most will allow themselves to be cornered and kpaid like rats because they want to follow the rules. Interesting.

The marauders are following the rules right?

Never marry a spouse who doesn’t have a strong mind of their own. Traditions won’t stop you from paying ransom either.

Abort if they don’t want to be reasonable. You’re taking a big risk already

Pearsonvue test software can make you lose your exam if you don’t test it well. Their web assessor software I used last time was perfect. This one is something else. Just go online and read reviews. Dira o! Else!

On to the next one

Have you been to kwara state? The layout in general is a problem. The religion is a problem. The division of racial tribes in the state is another. The enemies are getting help from within. Be sure of that.

Lastly the general behaviour and attitude of the average kwaran is why they keep having Governors who just come and do the least and still get worshipped . Just like ekiti.

Lol, guy you don reach here.