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olaridwan:
I saw you wen you where takin d pics, I was at your back..................

i been dey take am codedly o! you sharp

angelTI:
This is funny!

Most of the danfos in Lagos are like this though

This is the worst i've boarded in my 16 months in Lagos

oluwadamilolah:
Afterall u got to your destination safely that's the important thing

Lol.. yes o! i thank God that it didn't catch fire

floragregs:
Oya vex go buy car! Lagos danfo for you

why u dey take am personal... you never hear about this fuel scarcity? Na ur relation get the danfo?

It was going to be a very good workers day holiday but due to the nature of my work i still had to go to work today. As i got to the park, i rushed into the front seat of the next bus on the queue because i hate being packed in the back seat like sardines (even sardines have more spaces now since they started putting only 2 pieces). When the bus got filled, the driver collected his money and jumped into the driver's seat and that was when the first shock hit me.
If you look closely to the picture below, inside the circled line, you will see a something looking like a dirty chewing stick, well dear readers, that's the car key.
The driver stuck the key to the ignition twisted it like 6 times and the car came alive.
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The next thing that caught my eye was the gear stick. The stick was so old and worn out that after shifting the gear, the stick always falls on my seat as support as seen in the picture below
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How can i leave out the power steering
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As the journey from NAHCO park to Ikeja medical road continued, i noticed that some brownish dust fell on me at every gallop, that was when i looked up to the roof of the car and behold it was bare. Stock to the bare metallic roof was an umbrella. (see image below) What the f**k is an umbrella doing in the roof? Does the roof leak while it rained? Immediately i imagined myself holding up an umbrella inside a car to shield myself from rain. It was so hilarious. I didn't know when i cracked a mild chuckle, attracting the attention of the driver and the guy beside me.
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I decided to look round the car, that was when i noticed the garbage i was in. The car has lost all its insulations, no stereo or air vents, dusty rags line the windshield. The bus was not all that bad, atleast it could still move (at snail speed) though it shook like a vibrator and one more thing; the side mirrors were still intact!!! Yeah!!! he wins!!!
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I came out of the car feeling dirty and shook up coupled with the fact that I'm going to work on a public holiday.

Isis terrorists have carried out one of their most savage executions yet, smashing huge concrete blocks onto the heads of two men accused of murder.

Shocking pictures show militants lifting concrete blocks high above their heads as the condemned men lie at the side of the road with their hands tied. The two men were crushed to death in Nineveh province in northern Iraq after the Islamic police arrested them for robbing and killing three women.

It is known as a qisas punishment - 'eye for an eye' retribution.
Other images below show the gruesome aftermath, the concrete blocks having been hurled onto their skulls.

See more: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/05/isis-carries-out-one-of-its-worst.html

just going through my old posts and saw this

still damn hilarious!!!

hmm so this got up to 1000 views

kilokeys:
no more hiluxes, no more rpgs

They are still waiting for funds from ISIS. Nigerian Army better finish them up now

Militants fighting for Boko Haram in West Africa have released the first images of their terror activities since pledging allegiance to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. They now refer to themselves as Wilayat al Sudan al Gharbi, which is commonly translated into English as the 'West African Province' of the Islamic State.

Taken somewhere in the forests of north-eastern Nigeria, the images show the jihadis casually posing in front of the terror group's sinister black and white flag while brandishing assault rifles. The release came as Nigerian soldiers backed by warplanes invaded the Islamist's final stronghold in the country, the Sambisa forest, in an effort to finally defeat the six-year-old insurgency.

This morning Nigerian soldiers retreated from Boko Haram's last known stronghold in the country amid concerns the militants had booby-trapped the area before fleeing.

Three pro-government vigilantes were killed in the area by a landmine this morning.
A vigilante and a security source both confirmed the pullback from the Sambisa forest, a day after an offensive aimed at rooting out the insurgents.

A spokesman for the military was not immediately available for comment.

'The soldiers have retreated to Bama because of mines. They had been on the road but that made them vulnerable, so they moved to the bush but there are mines planted there (too),' one soldier, who did not want to be named, revealed.

The slick photographs carry all the logos and artwork typically seen in official ISIS releases, suggesting the Middle East-based militants have taken full control of Boko Haram propaganda.

Earlier this year the group's leader, Abubakar Shekau, released a video saying the group had pledged allegiance to ISIS and would be dropping the name Boko Haram.

Source: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/04/boko-haram-releases-first-photos-after.html

Sina Rambo met with American rap star, DMX at an American airport on their way to Miami. He shared the picture on instagram all excited with the caption: Dmx on my flight to Miami!!! Where my dawgs @??
See the grey on DMX's beard? How time flies!

- See more at: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/04/hkn-sina-rambo-pictured-with-aged-dmx.html

Bayern Munich doctor Hans-Wilhelm Muller-Wohlfahrt, who has worked with the club for almost 40 years, has quit the Bundesliga club in the fall-out of their shock Champions League defeat by Porto.

Muller-Wohlfahrt claims the German champions' medical department has been blamed by coach Pep Guardiola for Wednesday night's 3-1 first-leg defeat in Portugal which left their Champions League hopes hanging by a thread.

His son Kilian, Peter Ueblacker and Lutz Hansel, who are all part of the team at Bayern, have also resigned.

A statement from Muller-Wohlfahrt read: 'After the Champions League match of Bayern Munich against Porto the medical department was for some inexplicable reason made primarily responsible. The bond of trust is damaged.'
Guardiola and Muller-Wohlfahrt have reportedly had differences of opinion on several previous occasions including over the fitness of midfielder Thiago Alcantara ahead of last summer's World Cup.

Medhi Benatia, Franck Ribery, Arjen Robben, Javi Martinez and David Alaba were among those missing from the Bayern squad on Wednesday through injury. Holger Badstuber and Bastian Schweinsteiger have also struggled with long-term problems.



Footage circulating online appears to show Guardiola aiming sarcastic applause at his bench against Bayer Leverkusen last week after centre back Benatia was withdrawn with an injury.

Bayern say the announcement was unexpected. Media director Markus Horwick said: 'We have no knowledge of this release, so we can not comment.'

Among those to have been treated by him are Ronaldo, Usain Bolt, Michael Owen and Jose Maria Olazabal.

'He is the best doctor in the world,' Bolt said after being treated by Muller-Wohlfahrt at the London Olympics in 2012. 'The Doctor is a very, very great man. Thank you, Doctor!'

Source: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/04/bayerns-medical-team-quit-after.html

lordkeme:
as old as u ar,hw will u forget to laugh....habA

why dey beef nah, how u take know say she don old

dannyben5:
na wah o

They said she's a former beauty queen. I guess the judges didn't get a whiff of her stinking armpit.

Na joke o! Cc mods

You're probably saying to yourself, who this guy wan deceive? This can't be a painting. Well, I'm telling it's a painting by Patrick Kramer a 33-year-old artist hailing from Springville, Utah, who specialises in remarkably hyper-realistic paintings. It takes him 50 to 300 hours (one to six weeks) to complete one painting. It's almost impossible to tell that Kramer's flawless creations are in fact oil paintings due to their incredible pin-sharp detail and clarity

To all players out there;
What you have now is every guy’s dream: multiple women asking to spend time with you. The benefits of this situation are obvious: you get to see an assortment of Unclad women and enjoy different sexual encounters with each of them. However, there are certain measures to keep in place to avoid problems. Therefore, follow a few practical tips that will keep you out of hot water:

1. Have a hidden box for leftovers; they always leave something behind.

2. Change the sheets (if using the bed) or dry clean your rug or couch on a frequent basis. This is as much for you as it is for her.

3. When you’re spending time together, turn your phone to silent. Even if you’re not in the middle of having sex, tons of incoming texts will arouse suspicion.

4. Don’t let her look through your phone, obviously.

5. Tell them to text first instead of “popping” by. Having girls circling your crib is bad news.

6. Have a few new, packaged toothbrushes handy for the impromptu sleepover.

7. Plenty of water. Sexual acrobatic makes you thirsty

8. Lastly, if you see a girl more than twice a week, she’s your girlfriend. So limit the time you spend with them.

More tips to come.

ndcide:
This is necessary for those who promised that dogs and baboon will be soaked in blood.

Tell them! Nigerians can be so forgetful

Let's see if it will get to fp

Ghen Ghen!!

To all players out there;
What you have now is every guy’s dream: multiple women asking to spend time with you. The benefits of this situation are obvious: you get to see an assortment of naked women and enjoy different sexual encounters with each of them. However, there are certain measures to keep in place to avoid problems. Therefore, follow a few practical tips that will keep you out of hot water:

1. Have a hidden box for leftovers; they always leave something behind.

2. Change the sheets (if using the bed) or dry clean your rug or couch on a frequent basis. This is as much for you as it is for her.

3. When you’re spending time together, turn your phone to silent. Even if you’re not in the middle of having sex, tons of incoming texts will arouse suspicion.

4. Don’t let her look through your phone, obviously.

5. Tell them to text first instead of “popping” by. Having girls circling your crib is bad news.

6. Have a few new, packaged toothbrushes handy for the impromptu sleepover.

7. Plenty of water. Sexual acrobatic makes you thirsty

8. Lastly, if you see a girl more than twice a week, she’s your girlfriend. So limit the time you spend with them.

More tips to come.

The kidnappers of Rev. Phyllis Sortor an American mission at working with Hope Academy in Kogi has demanded the sum of N50million from the NGO.
Rev. Sortor was abducted from Hope Academy compound in Kogi around 10:00am on Monday. This was confirmed by the Free Methodist Church in a post on their website;
"Early this morning we received a report that Rev. Phyllis Sortor, our missionary in Nigeria, was abducted from Hope Academy compound in Emiworo, Kogi State, Nigeria by several persons"

Confirming the kidnap, Kogi State Police command said five gunmen, two wearing a mask, scaled the fence of the NGO's compound and kidnapped the reverend amidst sporadic gun fire.

Source: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/02/kidnappers-of-us-female-missionary-in.html?m=1

Tommorrow they will tell us they killed 300 Boko haram members here another 500 there. How come they can still coordinate suicide attacks

Buchi is a Presidential Candidate under LAFGH (Leave Am For God Hand) Democratic Party, While Basketmouth is his Special Adviser. Watch Video after the cut...

Watch here: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/02/sundaylaffs-campaign-speech-by.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

Just as Lt. al-Kaseasbeh was burned alive on camera, IS are planning to do the same with their latest prisoners, according to posts on social media. See video after the cut...

The captured Kurdish fighters were driven around the city of Kirkuk in cages just like the burnt Jordanian pilot amidst cheers from the militants. It appears ISIS has taken hold of the oil rich city of Iraq.

The prisoners appeared terrified.

*I won't blame them, we know what comes next".

The parade, reportedly through the Hawija district in the southwest of Kirkuk, could be seen as revenge for horrific reports of Kurdish forces dragging the bodies of ISIS fighters through the streets of the city in the Kurdistan region of Iraq earlier this month.

Watch Video here: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/02/isis-prisoners-paraded-in-cages-to-be.html

After so much negative outcry and condemnation of her actions by people on the internet, Lana has written a reply in response;

I cannot believe some of the emails that have been forwarded to me, do people really exist who want to see me dead because of what I chose to do with my own body? Those are the minds of mentally disturbed individuals.

The thing that I hope everyone takes away from all of this is that I own the reasons why I chose to have an abortion. Most of you reading probably have no idea what it is like to go through the process of debating whether or not to abort a pregnancy, let alone the actual experience of it.

To me, the experience was liberating, the emotions I felt when deciding what I should do, and after learning my fetus was male was something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Coming out of it a liberated woman though was more than worth it. If I had to do it all over again, I would do it in a heartbeat.

I suspect that many of you reading this will be the kind of people who are sending emails from their mom’s basement, leaving comments on here and on social media websites as you degrade mentally more and more while sitting on your crusty computer chairs. Do everyone a favor: GROW UP!

I find it hard to hate anybody, their faults are not their own, but usually rather the product of an environment or social circle they have been exposed to. I beg most of you, for your own good, take a look at yourself and decide right now if you want to spend the rest of your life angry on the internet, or if you want to fight for a woman’s right to do what she wants with her body.

Read her story here: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/02/the-feminist-who-aborted-her-baby.html

dhammyg:
FAKE STORY

OP THAT IS CLEARLY UR WEBSITE.AND U ARE OBVIOUSLY LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC.I WON'T BE SUPRISED IF U SAT DOWN URSELFTO WRITE THIS BULLSHXT.

FEMINSM IS A MOVEMENT FOR THE EQUALITY OF BOTH SEXES ECONOMICALLY,POLITICALLY,AND SOCIALLY.NOT THE HATRED OF MEN


NEXT TIME WRITE A BETTER STORY


P.S:ANY WOMAN WHO HATES MEN IS A MISANDRIST,NOT A FEMINIST

Copy the topic and paste on Google, come back and tell me what you found out

And Finally this is how he could have looked now without all these surgery procedures and probably he would still be alive.

Read her story as she narrated it herself;

"Over the past 3 years, I have lost many friends, and several of my own family members have completely cut off communication with me. I now know that these are “adults” who just cannot handle the fact that I have the right to make choices, and that these choices ultimately hardly even affect them.
In the spring of 2012, I found out that I was pregnant. I had a good idea who the donator was, but money wasn’t really an issue, and I knew that I would be a good mother-like figure for the child by myself. I have always believed in the right for all women to have a choice in terminating their pregnancy, but when I confirmed the diagnosis about a month into into it, I decided that I WAS ready to have this child.
My journey has taken me to many different places fighting for women’s rights and carrying the banner of the Feminist Movement, even to the point of eschewing a career. One of the more prominent themes that I saw in these places was that men generally would look down on us, refuse to help us, or hardly even lend an ear so that we could air our grievances. This didn’t surprise me, the patriarchy has been well entrenched since the dawn of time, but here I was, here I am, ready to change it.

One of the more alarming incidents happened while I was on my way to San Francisco to participate in an Occupy Wall Street rally. I sat down in my seat on the plane, which happened to be extra full for that day, and a particularly well dressed man happened to be sitting in the seat beside me, in the aisle. After takeoff, he asked me what I was going to San Francisco for, while I generally wouldn’t talk to a man sitting next to me on an airplane, I told him I was going to the OWS rally.
The man literally scoffed when I spoke those words and leaned in and quietly said to me “B****** like you need to learn their place”. Stunned, I screamed “ASSAULT!” while other passengers looked at us, the woman across the aisle from him immediately told him to get away from me, but not 5 seconds passed before a flight attendant had rushed over to intervene….

As I explained to the flight attendant what had happened and I demanded to move seats, I was told that there were only 2 other open seats available, both back in Economy.

*Trigger warning* – Extreme patriarchy

By this time, a male flight attendant was on the scene and I told him to have the man moved. The woman-hater just laughed as the flight attendant continued to press me on if he made any physical contact with me. For a moment, I contemplated bending the truth in order to get the woman-hater away from me. His words had violated both my feelings, and my trust, perhaps as much of a violation as actual physical touch. In the end, I confirmed that no physical contact was made, to which both flight attendants told me they couldn’t make him move.
I was flabbergasted, and then betrayed as they recommended that I move to one of the empty seats. This left me in tears. I knew the only way to get away was to move seats so I did so tearfully and having felt as though I had been verbally and emotionally raped.
By the time we landed, my outlook had changed, I could no longer depend on men to be an ally of the cause.
As spring turned into summer and my belly started to grow, my mind ran wild with the thoughts of teaching my daughter from a young age tolerance and feminist ideals. Choosing the right all-girls daycare, then elementary school, all so that she could grow up and thrive in an environment where women are told that they can do anything that they want to do. No man will be around to hurt her progress, no boys there to demean her or call her names.

I had already started buying gender neutral clothing since I did not want outside influences affecting what gender she would ultimately become. My research on nannies one day came to an abrupt end when my cell phone alarm went off – time for my 5 month appointment. These early appointments had gone well enough, my baby was progressing in a healthy manner.
Today, my doctor, who I will call “Sandy” did an ultrasound and everything appeared to be fine. “Would you like to know the gender?” Sandy asked. I thought to myself “That machine is an ultrasound, not a crystal ball, you couldn’t tell me the gender of my baby even if you wanted to”

“Sure” was my response.

“It’s a boy”…..
……
“What?” I managed to sputter. Sandy then showed me on the ultrasound how exactly my body had betrayed me even worse than the misogynistic suit jockey on the airplane so many months before. I was in shock, I started crying, weeping at the thought of what I was about to curse the world with.
On my way home, my driver asked if I was ok and if I needed anything. “JUST STOP RIGHT HERE” I yelled. Deciding to walk the 4 blocks back home. My home became my prison and my fetus became my warden the next 48 hours. Crying, sobbing, uncontrollable weeping, mental anguish the likes of which may only be experienced by those who have had their lives destroyed by war, I was a refugee, and my home was my refugee camp, an unfamiliar place that was just….sheltering me.
By the third day, I started regaining some of my mental strength and knew what I had to do. I couldn’t bring another monster into the world. We already have enough enemies as it is. It didn’t matter that I would be raising a son, he would still come into contact with boys, men, perhaps even the suit jockey who would inevitably twist his carefully constructed upbringing with their kindness. He would think “These men aren’t so bad, why would mom say that they are holding me down?”
Not all men are bad, my driver showed genuine concern for my well-being that day and I may have taken my anger out on him. That may have been uncalled for. But I knew what I had to do.

A few days later, I went in for the procedure, as it was fairly later in my pregnancy, I was aware there were certain risks, but it went off without a hitch. My body’s betrayal was no more, I was free, and for the first time since the airplane incident, I felt strong. I had done something positive, something that would actually make a difference, something good, even though as I would find out, many others wouldn’t see it that way.

Today, I have a beautiful 1 year old female who will hopefully grow up to be just as strong and driven as her mother. I have endured a lot regarding my first pregnancy, but I don’t care. Sometimes, even allies will turn on you, but I don’t care.
I stand by my decision to abort my baby because it was a male.
I don’t hate men, I hate the patriarchy, what men, and even some women, turn into, I wasn’t going to let that happen with my offspring. The chances were greater that it would with a male, it was unacceptable.

If the curse returns, I would do the exact same thing all over again.

source: http://www.breakingnews234.com/2015/02/the-feminist-who-aborted-her-baby.html

channelz:
It don't matter if you're Black or White

It mattered in 1986

The pictures are on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2134772/photos-secrets-behind-michael-jacksons