I'm most likely to report to camp by tomorrow, from lagos oh.

You nko?

Bryt07:
Please who knows how i can get that mediacal certificate stuff?

From any general/military hospital around you.

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Oga boss OP. Twale! The thunder that will fire you is preparing for Shiloh.

You no wan lash the geh but you smooch am for 2 HOURS . Then you still cum on top! But you left the geh 'wet and Hot' yh? And na the girl dey strange Abi?

You no just get conscience sha. I pray make girl do am to you too. If you were really sure that you no wan lash then you shoulda stopped after the first 30 mins of smooching..but no. 2 hours romancing. And people here are calling you man, mtchewww. Rubbish. You only rejected her to boost your ego and feel you can say no to sex. Continue oh, small time na rape den go rape you.

Next time, go outside and buy condoms or do not bother smooching, you hia?? Child of the world.

Nobody added me to the group ke. Abi make I form the group myself with all the numbers here?

GHDC:
@Skinnienigga: pls, don't take anything to camp u CNT avoid to lose.
When u re in parade ground, who will be watching ur lappy? Of cos, u CNT take it along with u to parade ground.

Yeah, I thought so too.

Thanks.

Hello, pls can I carry my laptop to camp?

Kindly add 08155131578 . Thanks

Hello, i have been posted to Ogun too

Rik500k:
Cheers mate. Mates you should talk about the channel stuffs better. Mans gotta sleep, it's gonna be sunrise in next few hrs

Telegram or Whatsapp would be okay.

Rik500k:
Booom

Nice one Mr Rik. I'd love to be a part of this, build my bank with your free in-plays, via mail, if you would add me to your list.

Following this thread closely already tho. Keep up the good work!

1.4m you mean?

Bet is it only me that is seeing that she bought you almost 2 dozen red plastic cups?

Red plastic cup bro. Maybe she is passing a message, that you do not have cups in your cabinet. If you are an Arsenal fan..then she's mocking you.

Never take her back!!

But then again,

Take her back. You'd never lack cups again.

*walks away sipping Okra juice*

08155131578

I'm shook! He should go and meet the new owner fa? That is pure nonsense!

We have a dead system and people like you encourage it! Its legal for them to sell his car that he reported stolen just cause he didn't come and reclaim it fast enough. Under 1 year sef. Just rubbish!!

Wetin con be the difference between the thieves and police now?

I weak for your comment oh Bros.

QuotaSystem:
To be fair, the police have been auctioning recovered but unclaimed vehicles after advertising them in national dailies for as long as I can remember. The original owner must have missed the advertisements and the vehicle was auctioned to another person for a low price. I can only fault the police for not contacting the original owner once the car was found, since he had already made a report and presumably dropped his contact details.

The owners best option is probably to contact the successful buyer and persuade him to give back the car after paying him what it cost him at the auction; this is because the auction is a legally recognized and regulated process.

My two cents.

Maybe its the 18th year of her business. Or 8! gaan.

Cos that mama cannot be 18 years old oh. Just look at the belle.

Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

Lmaooo. You are quite angry!

Ishilove:

This is a very nasty comment. How can you say the women are dirty?? How many Deeper Life sisters have you mingled with?

I know a young lady, born and raised in Deeper Life who is the epitome of class, beauty and sophistication, and she is very neat and well kept.

Mscheeeew. How are we sure you don't have mouth odour

Let me first make more money, then go and propose to 1 girl.. And she say no, cos I'm too slim.. Na laff I go laff.. Then I go waka comot, go give testimony on how God save me from marrying bad wife.

Cos if she can't see past the physical appearance, then she must be quite shallow. #shikena.
I've seen very slim men get married and then start to add weight. Is this life all about weight? Thunder fire the girl that say no cos I no get weight oh.

Don't ask me why I'm angry sha o

alexialin:
Next day, after class I beckoned on the four of them to come see me.
They came, I told them to seat down and I said I want to ask everyone of you a delicate question.
Do u all know James. They said yes. I said OK.
James needs a wife, he's banker and ready to settle down and he said he thought he could find his wife here. So please tell me, why did u all turn him down.
Don't you all want to get married?
They all laughed. I said what funny. Tell me why reject him.
One of them said, Aunty please he looks. Malnourished, he's too slim. He can't even feed himself well, is it' a wife he will now feed. Abeg am not interested and the rest too said the same thing. I just shook my head. I said but he has 2.5million naira as savings for marriage and all. They still say No.
I said no probs. I will advise him to eat well.

So on you can see . Add some weight.
That's all you need.

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Booked. Kindly help me spot the Judas before I go play am.

Lool. How is a fork with chains creative mbok? Anyways it'd be good for all those girls that like snatching food from their boyfriend's plate sha. Or if person dey yarn dust as you dey chop..just use your 'chain fork' chuuk am small.

Or could be from the set of fifty shades of grey too!

LadyGoddiva:
Personally, I think it's creative. That's the benefit of being well fed. You begin to think of unconventional and weird concepts. Which developing country would have the time or resources to come up with such seemingly useless ideas? When we're still thinking of where to get our next meals, is it chained forks or partly covered spoons that we'll start thinking of? In other words, "who e epp?"

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First of all, she ain't as UGLY as some people are making her seem here. Don't lie. She's just as average looking as y'all are.

Secondly, I do not see the reason for the attack on her beauty. Its obvious that the picture went viral because of how much melanin she's poppin! And not her beauty. I mean she's almost as dark as her black shirt.. You rarely see people that black, and the fact that she's clearly rockin' it!

I'm very sure that if it were to be some of the people insulting her here, they'd have done all things possible to get light skinned. I mean, since 2000? in the U.S? omo naija? lol. Dencia and bobrisky would appear dark beside them self.

Abeg just say your "She black like coal oh" and go! No need to call the girl ugly. No one is ugly!

Hello Pipo, Abeg 1xbet peeps epp me.

I just credited my account and the 'global pay' site said 'pending'. Since then, the money no reflect for my account oh and I have already been debited.

Hope say my money never enter voicemail. P.S. I just joined the 1xbet site today too.

Oga relax. Nobody force you open d thread... in fact sef, OP first use God beg you not to open the thread but you do oversabi, now you dey vex. Na OP cause your problems? Angry people everywhere!

Abeg carry your curse curse mouth comot for here jare.

But OP sef, thunder wey go fire you dey do IT with operation crocodile smile

chidichuddo:


mark today, even as you thought this was just a joke

I wanted to ignore but I thought again no man should use misfortune as a joke on any man.


THAT THING THAT BRINGS YOU JOY WILL DEFINITELY GIVE YOU SORROW

at least two or more people here has wished you the same, even in cults where people agree it comes to pass.

Your misfortune has just begun, start observing


grow up

Oga relax. Nobody force you open d thread... in fact sef, OP first use God beg you not to open the thread but you do oversabi, now you dey vex. Na OP cause your problems? Angry people everywhere!

Abeg carry your curse curse mouth comot for here jare.

But OP sef, thunder wey go fire you dey do IT with operation crocodile smile

chidichuddo:


mark today, even as you thought this was just a joke

I wanted to ignore but I thought again no man should use misfortune as a joke on any man.


THAT THING THAT BRINGS YOU JOY WILL DEFINITELY GIVE YOU SORROW

at least two or more people here has wished you the same, even in cults where people agree it comes to pass.

Your misfortune has just begun, start observing


grow up

Hello, I am interested in this job position. Kindly contact me at estraysaldore@gmail.com. Thanks.

The girl na hustler oh.

She try.

Although I think bodak yellow topping the charts is largely due to her booty bouncing skills and the fact that Kodak black gave her his approval.

OP nice one! And yes I've voted for you and I'm now a reader of your blog. You too much!

Love night waka like mad sha..yes I've been robbed.. but that's only cos the place where I dey do night waka na Benin/City.

I never try this one sha..waka n snap pictures. That's my next project.

OP, if you ever wanna tour the city of Benin.. just buzz me any time. Creativity is always welcome in my abode.

Keep it up!

Pringlez:


What you dont know, ask. I am a living witness to this single fact of stress always making me add more weight.

Lol. Brother abeg pm me your stress plan abeg make I add weight too

Adadioranma79:
Believe it or not, stress contribute to weight gain. When you dont give the body its desired rest, it reacts in bad ways, and one of it is unhealthy weight gain.

With what y'all are saying..I'm shook!

Personally, if i manage to gather small weight over a period of 3 months, it only takes 2 days of stress for me to lose all the weight and graduate to skeleton mode (you must have guessed my body size from my moniker)

Me wey dey find any kind of weight..whether 'healthy or unhealthy ' . Abeg I never try this stress method sha, make una tell me how to gain this 'unhealthy stress' weight oh.