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Health / Re: Man Gives Birth To Baby Girl: His Wife Is The Father (Argentina) by skiposmith007: 6:06pm On Jan 03, 2014
Mehn dis kinda weird....wat a mysterious world...
Phones / Re: BBM For Nokia Lumia Phones by skiposmith007: 6:58pm On Dec 22, 2013
steffans: is it available now...
am having problems downloading bbm on lumia 510...

pls let me know how to go about it
laughing, with all due repect, u be loaf......shey dem tell u say he don available, dnt u get wat d OP said, they might be working on it....which mks it probabilistic...so dnt waste ur time man, if u gat no BB, i bet u port to ANDROID......
Romance / Re: Silly Things Guys Do by skiposmith007: 4:39pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ms_Steph: imagine wat u are saying do gals remove their bo.obs in public and display it. since it is for displaying leave it open and be walking around since u want to show off your assests
hey u shut the Bleep up..i piss any where i like, with my fucking prick...wen una go dy where skimpy, nd una won com down on top bike, no be una kasala we dy see ni, u con dy talk thrash for here...and by the way u never noticed guys. if u have, u would know we piss in front of a bush, whr no eyes could see our prick, only if people like u won see am, na den ur neck go come big, to see wetin ur pop man self no get, idiat..............mtchewww

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Romance / Re: Silly Things Guys Do by skiposmith007: 4:33pm On Dec 18, 2013
dopeJemi: 1- na u get our prick?

2- why will almost all d girLs sLeep with one man?

3-Yes we can, cuz na wetin una like

4-miss, no one is bigger dan video games, esp ps2, ps3 and ps4, I've pLayed games with married men

5- dats Cuz we are

6- e dey scratch us, make we no scratch am back, u won't understand, u are a girL

7- yeah we do, we aLso respect women, buh d question is, do u respect us??

8- guys don't just go abt insuling girLs, we onLy insult girLs dat are stoopid

9- Buhari calLing OBJ corrupt, same way u girLs brag abt hau much u extort 4rm boys, kan call us mugu join am.. Let's not throw stones okay?

10- u don't av 2 be an porn star 2 perform such skilLs, will it kill u if u just do it
ice one bro, i swear u be badoo of life...nice way to defend we guys jare, abeg aw manhood go dy scratch me, nd i go dy look am...lolz

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Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Under-Rated Rappers In Nigeria by skiposmith007: 11:00pm On Dec 15, 2013
danbrowndmf:

Shut up der,u knw who b phero,u tink say na to dy do commercial up and down,wen we talk real punch an gr8 metaphor we talk phero,who b ice prince lyricaly for were phero dy burst..common gum ur mouth go listern awon boys by phero, and also niggas fear wer he ft yung6ix...oboi shut up we nt talkn commercial here we talk hard punch here..
i know blame u sha, u know dy street....as i dy view u self, u go be one aje butter...eyah pele, omo mummy..no offence anyway, jez saying the fact...u said is a rapper, he gat rhymes nd d lies...but why we knw dy hear hin name...na d question be dat
Politics / Re: "We Steal Because You Never Stoned Us For It" - Governor, Rotimi Amaechi by skiposmith007: 8:57am On Dec 15, 2013
fr3do: I love this man
u no like am reach me bro, he's ano indispensable leader..

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Education / Re: Reaction: When ASUU Calls Off Strike by skiposmith007: 11:59pm On Dec 14, 2013
baggy4luv: ur tablets just left the shelf
i tell u bro, dat spencer na loaf..we talking ASUU, his talking FTC...mtchew idiat
Education / Re: Reaction: When ASUU Calls Off Strike by skiposmith007: 11:57pm On Dec 14, 2013
vanguard1: I will gather all my family and head to aso rock chapel for thaksgiving service.....see stupid question.
i hail u jare, the OP self dy mumu..no ooo, i suppose go do thanksgiving ni now, after they av wacked nd disorganize d education system in nigeria....we talking aw to mk money for december, u talking of jumping up ahead d sky....mtchewwww
Education / Re: Reaction: When ASUU Calls Off Strike by skiposmith007: 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2013
ennon92: Calling off d strike is probably 50-50... Don't be surprise if they continue d strike. I don knw ASUU no be 2day
ur papa na ASUU chairman, wey u dy talk say u don know ASUU...lol..no offence anyway, just a joke...
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Under-Rated Rappers In Nigeria by skiposmith007: 11:50pm On Dec 14, 2013
danbrowndmf:


U dis guy u knw sabi anytn for rap abeg,phero na him b d fada of metaphours ...even MI nd ice prince do pay regards to him in sm interview...hez nt jus successful commercialy buh lyricaly ice prince sef knw go near am
hey man, common shut d damn Bleep up...we talking musician u talking phero....hissing..u jez dy talk rubbish for mouth, abeg if u no sabi rap, go siddon...u dy talk say MI nd ICE PRINCE dy hail am...for which track be dat...oh, okay na u do d beat for them abi.....abegi...no mk me to vex ooo, cos i don dy boil..u no sabi anyting for rap, so shut up......
Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife In Pictures (Old/ Construction site Pix) by skiposmith007: 3:45pm On Dec 12, 2013
I rep OAU boldly.....

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Sports / Re: Argentina Knows Nothing About Super Eagles - Coach Sabella by skiposmith007: 11:58pm On Dec 10, 2013
lanightdavido: Argentina coach Alejandro Sabella has admitted he knows nothing about the Super Eagles after the FIFA World Cup draw puts his team in Group F alongside Nigeria, Iran and Boznia-Herzegovina.

It is the fourth time the African champions would be grouped together with the South Americans at this level and each time the Albiceleste have advanced to the knock-out stage.

Sabella said he was pleased with the draw but insisted the opposition posed a threat to his team.

“I will have to start studying our rivals because I do not know much about them,” the 59-year-old told reporters after the draw in Brazil on Friday.

“We played Bosnia recently so I know a little on that team, but nothing about Iran and Nigeria and that could be dangerous.”

However, Sabella says overall his side can be satisfied with the draw.

“We are happy with the outcome. Aside from the teams, it is very good for us because of distances and temperatures.

“In Porto Alegre we will play at noon and the city is in the south so there aren’t very high temperatures.”

Sabella, however, revealed that his team’s performance at the tournament would be hugely dependent on the fitness of talismanic Lionel Messi.

“Obviously Messi has a great influence, not only on our team but opposing teams too,” he said.

“His condition is improving slowly but we’re confident he will be fine, fully fit and on form by the time the World Cup starts.”

http://www.punchng.com/sports/i-know-nothing-about-nigeria-argentina-coach/
i swear to God, those argentines are threat even without messi, d coach may not really knows much about us, but the team does..''The argentines, are to be respected, not to be feared''......secondly, about the bosnians, i swear na dem we suppose dy get doubting mind for then pass...u go fear wetin dis people played for their qualifying match now, dy played 10 matches, drew 2, nd won 8......thirdly 2 d iranians, i believe with them we could av 3 point, or rather a point, ko le baje tit, we go get even a point from dem, we met twice, nd won dem...my fellow reader's just 4 point is enough for Nigeria...d question now is, aw do we make dat happen, who we go win, nd who we go draw with....if u love my write up, pls like......
Sports / Re: Argentina Knows Nothing About Super Eagles - Coach Sabella by skiposmith007: 11:49pm On Dec 10, 2013
lakside s: Okay, he will know something when we knack them two nil
lol....i tell u bros
Sports / Re: Argentina Knows Nothing About Super Eagles - Coach Sabella by skiposmith007: 11:46pm On Dec 10, 2013
ichidodo: In the name of GOD,Messi pls cop an injury before the tournament.Baba GOD even if na small Anterior Cruciate Ligament injury we go manage am.Holy Ghost Fire
lol....u bad oooo, na dat one be small...okay make me i add my tiny injury, mk God just give am...like ''broken of the knee cap, in collaboration with the pivot joint''.........lol
Education / Re: ASUU- FG Withdraws Ultimatum For Striking Lecturers by skiposmith007: 11:37pm On Dec 10, 2013
shecko: [b][/b]
abi oOooo, dnt u know dat ano ordinary signature, could ruin d country as a whole. Hey ma deariest friend, dnt try dis at home...signature is not just something to take for granted....nd by d way @ ASUU, so happy d money as been confirmed.....so wat next
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Union Confirms NEC Meeting Did Not Hold On Saturday, Nov 16 2013 by skiposmith007: 12:34pm On Nov 17, 2013
glizengem: Lyk seriously no body shud Eva post news on ASUU again dis yr......w@s ol dis rubbish na.. Some students go don get high bp sef. ASUU dis, ASUU d@ bla bla bla
hey, dem force u read am or give a comment? , abeg if u dy vex bout d post go hug transforma....mtchewwwwww
Family / Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by skiposmith007: 2:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
ledafaze: My advice...

I am not married.. but in such situations, I have programmed myself not to say anything... but to walk into my library room/corner, take a book and continue reading...

She will calm down.... You need to study her anger level... so as to know how she gets angry... at what level... and how soon she recuperates...

But give her the feeling that you really HATE what she did so she can start begging you....

And DONT deny her anything o!
na swear I for swear for u bros, but anyway, I go live u for once,,,na fucking rubbish..nd am nt gonna retaliate, which av programmed myself not too, like u said...but I swear it am gonna deny her of MILLION TIN, to make ny revenge, if she like, she should go after anoda man, neva my business, but u know now, ladies hate been treated this way at home.....that's my view though....
Family / Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by skiposmith007: 2:33pm On Nov 13, 2013
kolidave: Lmaoooo. Ur wife na d breadwinner be dat. U can ave ur say and retaliate wen u become d breadwinner once again
. Humm, na so bro, nice one....

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by skiposmith007: 10:28am On Nov 08, 2013
I dy feel wetin u dy talk since, but I no dy play with gun men....hahahahha soldier, na die ooooo

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Music/Radio / Re: Wande Coal Officially Dropped From Mavin Records by skiposmith007: 9:58am On Nov 08, 2013
Gradually they are increasing....this is a race for the music industry...I mean d survivor of the fittest....'STAR BOY' get ready..mavin is going down...soon na tiwa go leave...mtcheww yeye people..abeg wetin be d latest as at 'ASUU'

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