₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
which of my pics do you like most?snapping is part of me and what I do by the side.Stop being a pervert

goldensoul55:
All these people saying simp simp here and there na them dey kneel down beg women inside bedroom meanwhile they are forming alpha male outside .msheww

saaphiere:
Meaning that men never truly love right?

Fedupman:
I am telling you my man,if see me,as a guy self you trip for me is not mouth,I am a very strange person, many persons say it,I don't look at another woman,I don't cheat, but yet this ugly girl keeps hurting me.

Fedupman:
She also told me why she is behaving like that,is because I don't give her money anymore,I don't call her as before anymore.
And me I can't cheat,and I will never cheat, instead of cheating let me die,i advice her several times but,she kept on cheating,I will not lie I still love her, because she was the first girl that I will ever fall in love with.
She is not beautiful though,I am a very very handsome guy,that no one will believe I can ever date that girl,but sometimes love is just unexplainable.

Fedupman:
Me and this girl have been dating since may 25 2018.
Suddenly one day she called and started crying,she told me she had sex with someone,I was stupid enough to forgive her,and after then I lost interest in her I didn't tell her though,I don't give her money again,I don't call her as b4.
Fast forward to yesterday,I called her 14 times no response,then this morning I called her and she answered, behold this girl told me she was with someone in the hotel, please I need advice.pleas.

Pascopele:
I WANT TO KUKUMA BREAK THIS TABLE

Most girls in Nigeria has 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,
Big head and Shuga Daddy.

Bestie- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend. Nigerian girls are more fond of this person,share secret with him, they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she Want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven.

Boo- The official boyfriend. The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of small small needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven.���

Big head- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to keep quiet when their phone rings, big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after she gets alert, big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save as big head, fool, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.��

Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja have shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight and she will leave u with ur konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silent or flight mode, Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.

;DWho stone me

Freestainworld:
Nigerians know how to encourage bad thing's, try the same go fundme account for a an innovative person and see how everyone will disappear.

Vyzz:




Tacha comes to mind...


Is either the nigga is real...


Or he wants to clout chase on her head...


Or he wants to chop what waya has been eating in exchange...

But this girl fyn die...

She is the fynness for the house comot sentiment

Ishilove:
Am 21.

AfroKnight:
Hookes law ni.

MelesZenawi:
All thanks to Laycon who wants to put his dirty and uncircumcised dick in place he knows he can't near in real life

ricson11:
"only pussy ass niggars watch BBNaija, real niggars smoke, drink and bang enough pussy"

slawormir-2020

dangotesmummy:
I knew it.i knew Kidd was never serious with erica.erica Kan fidi jona.kidd fobo e takite ni

Werey omo.oun Na fedi daughter in-law billionairemeanwhile UTI Nwachukwu tiso o PE Kidd Oni Erica fe


But kamaparo kamajale Kidd Yi yawerey gann

MyMilkshake:
Lol that's what they always say, come try me, I'm the best I think I need an old guy now. 35 upwards!

loommoney:
This is not igbo list. This is a typical Akwa ibom list

MyMilkshake:
It's not a sin And i should know.

macdammy:
Dear NL.
I know this question sounds funny, Buh what’s your opinion on this?

Do you think God will be happy to see his children licking penis or Anus?

Do you think it’s a sin?

Righteousness89, Slawomirr, lalasticlala, mymd44 ;

Please share your idea on this

MyMilkshake:
Hi Nairaland!

I'm 24 years and into very hot guys. but I always find there's no guarantee of good a time in bed. Yes their body is fine and all and it makes me go crazy but always some of them dont use it in the bedrooms.

Can I tell just by looking at them before going all the way home with them or getting into a serious relationship. I want to avoid that.

I think that I am good in bed but why are they so bad?

Please help!!!!!!!!!!!

wealthyhenry:
She already receives numerous attention. But she's been faithful. Extremely decent to the core.

However, I'll worry about that when the time comes. But I badly need this

benzene00:
topic should be
"How to know if a guy is truly a simp"

Ernerstdavid55:
Damm niggarrr is

dukeprince50:
if there is power, industries will grow.
if industries grow, more industries will spring up.
if more industries spring up, there will be job.
if there is job, there will be money.
if there is money, we can pay for power

donMIG:
Beetches!

U no dei fvck her well

owo8184:
I am a young married man with 2 kids. The marriage is 6yrs now. Due to the situation of the country, we’ve not been staying together. I hustle in a University environment in one of the states in Southwest while she works as a freelance for some organizations in Lagos.

I normally come home (Lagos) on monthly basis. But during this lockdown, I have been in Lagos with my family.

Prior to our marriage, there is this guy she met when we had some misunderstanding. They started a date but later called it off when we settled. She didn’t give me the details but based on what I read on her phone back then, I knew they made out together. The said guy is now in Port Harcourt but I am aware he normally comes to Lagos.

Just today, I heard my wife giving someone a description of where they will meet somewhere in Agege (where she uses as her office). I was curious to know the person. I didn’t ask her because she would find a story to cover up. I found a way to check her phone and saw that her ex - the said guy was the one who called. May I say that we have fought over this guy several times even before and after our marriage. She won’t let this guy be in her past. She’s either calling the guy or the guy is calling her. This time, I chose not to raise my voice but monitor her closely. She left home for work today. I may not be able to give details but every surrounding clue indicates that my wife has a date today. She returned home and I found a way to check her whatsapp but alas she has deleted her chats with the guy.

Just this night again, she received a call from another man asking her when she would come to his office. She once told me that the man was asking her out. In all these, I want to believe my wife is up to something. Infidelity is the last I would accept in this marriage.

Should I confront her with all these observations? Please, I am confused.

SAMBARRY:
we will find out before the end of the show

YorubaRitualist:
That's yoruba guys for,igbo girl no like you but you want to kill yourself over her.The same yorubas that keeps insulting her calling her a slut and her tribe wants her to accept lycon.lol, the dude should leave the igbo girl alone and go roll with his fellow ugly afonja girls.

The thing has peppering them since the girl rejected their brother they are now trying to use emotions to appeal votes for the guy and make him win