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MiniMiniPoPoPo:
guys can you do it? for me I will never try it. any girl that refuse to allow her toto to be furked should not bother asking me for money becos na voice mail she go dey enter steady.if girls suppose dey get money without furking then opio for no dey exist

MJBOLT:

many of them are claiming die hard Bayern fans but the truth is most of them are Chelsea fans

I don't know what happened to me but I found God.

I cease to blaspheme His holy name. I have used this moniker countless times to ridicule God. This is my reason for deactivating. I will be back with a different moniker but this time, to preach the word of God.

Stupidity was never stupid. It was just for fun.

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lefulefu2:
u wont understand why will guys love ukwu
God bless all ukwucious ladies

Tpave:
While there's no required waiting period before you can have sex again, many health care providers recommend waiting to have sex until four to six weeks after delivery, regardless of the delivery method. The risk of having a complication after delivery is highest during the first two weeks after delivery.

007inc:
Mugu! But u will be the first to queue at the embassy for a visa to USA. How can u send away someone who have already bought the Lagos and other Amala states. If Tinubu names his price , my goons from Nnewi will buy his Burdillon villa in cash. We own Lagos. Meanwhile if u wanna sell ur father’s house, call me so I can give u some change to help ur life.

Biafra1stson:
A friend kept asking me this question. I learnt in some customs in Nigeria if you haven't slept with the girl you'll be refunded.
So with that custom can it be held on customary law to get a refund if you haven't slept with the girl.

Now let me share this story is about my friend whose name is Promise.
He met this girl as a virgin in secondary school so he made it very plain that he wants to marry her. Her parent were aware.
He couldnt have sex with her as a responsible man he decided to wait till she is fully grown in the course of waiting he put her in school. And not just telling her parents he wants to marry her, he told her and she fully agreed
He owns a betting shop and he is a graduate not a local man you'll say is not her type. It was later on by mistake he saw on the girl's sister's status that her sister he wants to marry is getting married. In shock he called the sister I dont understand my fiance is getting married and the sister blocked him, when he tried to call his fiance she blocked him as well.
When he went to the said family they told him luculently that she is getting married to another person of her choice that he'll get a full refund based on custom as he didnt sleep with her. The full refund will come from the man who is supposed to marry her because he didn't for one day sleep with this girl but trained her from secondary school to university not one day she asked help from her family.

Now she has gotten married he hasn't gotten anything. Since I discussed this with one of my friends he kept asking me if is not possible to get back your money. Note Mr Promise has gone in good faith.

But one of my friends kept asking me that so is not possible for a refund even in this kind of situation. So I said let me ask the house.

tompat86:
The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria

should be

between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something,

to be someone is so immense. When you look around

you everyone seems to be doing something for

themselves, people seem to be living a life you only

dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have

been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the world cup.

Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age

when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs,

because the disappointments become too much and you

find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few

people you studied with have been lucky enough to land

jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly

they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with

yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do

when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they

are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and

planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure

of what your next meal would be?

Most times you follow the conversation silently, all

alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is

no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep

around the more the pressure to be something, takes a

toll on you. You know when stories about house parties

come up and you act deaf because you don’t know

where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you

ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone

on the market or how British Airways offers poo services

and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is

chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that

talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job

vacancies sites“.

But you sit there as these people are lost in their

lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking

minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of

a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while

one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another

drink and you wonder if you should just say No and

head home, but head home to do what? So you

grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one

last one“ Lie.

But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready

to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as

long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger

in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5

years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced

to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not

doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the

employees when they are broke and they can’t order

with fast food. This is when conversations about where

people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of

any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t

matter – you have resorted to surviving.

Once in while you will bump into your now well to do

classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even

eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you

feel better about yourself, because in your mind you

wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort

your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you

will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but

always it’s your face that would look the odd one out –

not even the best filters can hide a face which has

suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled

beans.

The worst mistake you can do during this period is to

try and date – there is nothing that a person going

through such times can offer in terms of love. How are

you going to do evening romantic walks when you are

tired from walking delivering letters in offices around

town? What are you going to tell your lady when she

says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or

love garden sites that are in town? That your financial

religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when

you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to

date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older

than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your

life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in

life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if

you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and

if by then your life is still in disarray like Arsenal fc's performance in the EPL then my friend be

prepared for a walk out.

But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about

life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only

hard moment in your life would be when you lose your

parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have

them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance,

about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it

teaches you something about friendship, love, career

growth and personal responsibility. This is always your

rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make.

How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how

you handled your life in this phase.

Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win.

spendoon:
You just want to live in ignorance, most igbos that have never left their region always think the north is a place you see huts, desert and people rideing donkeys with sugercane on their hands well reality is far from what you people think

Yenefer:
Damn nigger is alright

toscolom1:
Have been married for 2yrs now wit a daughter buh our sex life is nothing to write about nd its affecting my marriage as my wife as denied me sex due to my one minute sex life...pls people with advanced knowledge of genetics or genotype...does SC genotype as something to do with me been a one minute man?;pls I need advice,help nd solution

Ilamina:
They will just be sitting down with their agbada and be respecting everyone

What we need in Nigeria is fun

Fighting with everyone and activeness

MaryJane24:
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?

MaryJane24:
Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...

harqinhola:
From experience , girls hang on to EXs they had sexual adventure with while loving someone else . There are two things , it's either she's in love with you but prefers having sex with her Ex or she's hanging on to you for other reason (eg financial gains) and not love . Either ways ,if you can't overlook her flaws, LET GO .

Deathisfree:
My Fiancé mother swear for me after I kicked her daughter out of my life.

Hello guys,I will try to be brief as possible.i’m confused
I have been dating this girl for over a year and the intention of marrying her was all on my mind
I was 100% faithful and honest with her,I was a play boy but I changed my ways because of her .im 28 and not an infant anymore

I caught her about cheating ,almost 3 times (clearing chats ,fixing date with a guy ,never transparent with me and mostly lying)...she begged and I forgave her simple because I don’t really take all that as a serious offend.

This faithful evening I saw her chat with her bestie(guy)which I have always warned her to breach the relationship between em.”Before I found this,she sweared with her life that ,they are just co workers and nothing more.imagine she even introduced the guy to me on her birthday “I always suspected but you know women na. She cries and showed me proofs that she can’t date a married man cox the guy (about my age)is married and they’ve been close before I met her.

I saw her chat with this same guy about the last sex they had in the shower,the sex was about 6weeks ago before the lockdown,she didn’t deny it. She started crying and begging,I broke up with her in that moment
She cried,cried and cried,I love her so much but I can’t stand a cheating wife,no matter what,she won’t change her ways. Fast forward to this morning.her mother called me on the phone that she wants to see me.
I respected her old age and went. She begged too and I told her ,I love your daughter so much but she knows my rules ,I can’t stand a cheating spouse and “no forgiveness for that”I kept telling her this every time she bleeped up and before now.then her mother was ranting and blabbing,i never saw that part of her mom before .i really love the babe but I have to take this decision myself despite that it hurt me

Please Naira L. I don’t think I can go back to that relationship,I am moving on already. but your comment might make me rethink. I need someone with a sounds reasoning to advice me

AfroKnight:
You have to work on yourself bro. The circumstances surrounding your childhood shaped you but you can correct this. Hanging out more with guys may help. It takes conscious effort but I believe it’s achievable. I’m sure you’re tired of trying to convince people that you don’t have an identity/gender crisis.

Anyone who says you’re fine the way you are is comforting you with lies. You, yourself, know the struggle. From your observation, you’d notice women are cool with you acting like them. Bro, that’s a red flag. Cos they will turn around to call out your masculinity when they want to hurt you.

Your first step to success is identifying this problem. Which you have done. Women must never be comrades to you. You are not one of them. They are to compliment you. Some things are typically masculine. Do them. Develop interest in them. Things like Football, cars, machines, womanising (obviously) and so on.

Also, if you love reading novels, please stick to male authors and drop all those romantic nonsense from female authors. Movies should not be anything romance. Stick to action and sci-fi with a drop of epic. No telenovelas please. You and your wife can’t be discussing zee world. No no no. WTF!

Music choices should be tend towards male rappers or oldschool soul singers (male).

Play video games too.

O boy, you have your work cut out for you.

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

funkmrflexx:
I’ve been dating This Girl For Close To six months . At first it was incessant calls from guys and different chats . I confronted her. But she accused of being insecure. That I didn’t trust her. This happens from time to time . So I told myself that I want talk to her about the issue or even check her phone for any reason

So if I was using her phone and a message From a guy popped up goodnight With baby and the likes of it . I didn’t open it. I even allowed her talked to guys on phone in my presence. I didn’t say a word . Until I caught her

I saw a text from a guy about the both of them meeting at his place for hookup(if a girl is not cheating why would you go to another guy’s place)

I didn’t even say anything. So I took two of her best friends phone number and started talking to them on WhatsApp. We we call from time to time and eventually I lashed the two girls on separate occasions . Then I told her about it and she started crying. I didn’t break up with her . I just told her the next time I catch her cheating that I would lash her elder sister. I just continued
with her but my mind is no longer in the relationship because apparently she got other options besides me.

A friend said I was wrong to do something like that . Was I wrong?

FGonline:
Na ashawo u dey date.

We know ur type

ProfDview1:
Do u think it's spiritual

ProfDview1:
E
Even illiterate tells me d same.. They want yahoo boy with money dt will spend on them

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?