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davodyguy:Where do your panels face (N/S/E/W)? Is it determined by the design of the filling station forecourt or you decide the design for them? |
It seems you all see the truth after leaving the presidency. The same you who preached that stealing was not corruption, and opened up the central bank vaults to your cronies. Same with Obasanjo who now wants to be seen as an angel. At the end of the day though, Nigeria deserves the leaders it gets. When Nigerians change their mindset and decide to think like rational human beings who want genuine progress & development, they'll choose good leaders. |
johnseno:Grimaldi |
Please how much will clear 2011 & 2012 Toyota 4Runner? |
Lol just came across this thread again. Actv has collapsed and I've junked their dish. I still keep their decoder and remote as mementos though. Back to Dstv (Access). You're welcome |
Sorry to ask, but why is the owner selling? Does the car have any problem? |
Lol @ national embarrassment. How is the guy different form a common criminal? What value is he adding to Nigeria as a country? |
saintjoel:Hi SJ, Please can you recommend a trucking service to transport a Benz on a flatbed from Lagos to Abuja? Thanks |
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The following engines are available for sale at reasonable prices -Honda accord EOD 2004, 2005 -Pathfinder 2002, 2003 -Ford explorer 2001 -Nissan quest 2002, 2003 All engines are complete with gearboxes. They can be checked at Number 39, Olasande Street, Ladipo Lagos. Serious buyers, please call Mr. Ayo on 08033139031
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Timi1990:Thanks. But why Coinbase wallet only? You should be able to transfer to MyEtherWallet. |
Hey guys. First time on this thread. Is there a website where i can buy Ethereum online using Naira, the same way you guys buy/sell Bitcoin with Naira on Paxful? I don't want to buy BTC and then convert to Ether. Thanks |
Hey guys. First time on this thread. Is there a website where i can buy Ethereum online using Naira, the same way you guys buy/sell Bitcoin with Naira on Paxful? I don't want to buy BTC and then convert to Ether. Thanks |
femmy2010:Hi Femmy2010 Where would you advise me to buy a Toyota Fortuner? I observed that they don't have it in the US. And do you also have a price range for 2009 - 2011 models? |
Hi SaintJoel Where do you advise me to buy a Toyota Fortuner? I observed that they don't have it in the US. And do you also have a price range? Thanks |
White trousers ![]() |
Of course they would be the ones. |
amebo101:They're not wealthy. They're thieves. |
Makes sense. |
Couple months ago, I boarded a flight from São Paulo to Dubai (final destination: South Korea) accompanying a group of 20-30 year olds for a “field trip” to Samsung, LG, POSCO, Hyundai and all those goodie Korean companies. Anyway, in our flight there are many Nigerians on board, me being surrounded by them. One particular one (lets call him Bob, he is the main character of this story) keeps on standing up and talks loudly to others in the row behind me but they don’t respond to him (weird). One who was seated right next to me had such a strong BO that I was already dreading the 11hr flight to Dubai. Well that was the least of my concerns... About half way into the flight, the FAs started to serve dinner and incredibly food was nice and Emirates still has steel cutlery (note on these for later). We all finish eating and lights are off. Couple minutes later Bob seemingly had just woken up from his sleep yells loudly demanding his dinner to be served immediately. FAs tried to explain, but to avoid further discussion they bring out the food. Bob, takes a bite, stands up and goes to the bathroom. Comes out, takes another bite and goes back in. This time he stays there for awhile like half an hour. FA comes around asks if he is ok (no response), while going back to her cabin, takes his leftover tray. Bob, which is clearly having some issues (sweaty face, glazed eyes) comes out of the toilet and sees that the FA is taking his food away. He yells and sprints towards her, pushes her and grabs the metal cutlery from the tray and sprints to the back of the plane. At this point people are freaking out: TAs running after Bob, babies crying, mothers crying... and I am thinking how would I make a fire if the plane crash lands into a deserted island. There is a commotion in the back of the plane, and female TA is seen running while crying. Bob reappears again, with the puny blunt knife cutlery in hand running after her. By this time couple of men stand up and run after him. We are told on PA to remain seated. We hear screaming in the front of the plane and an european elderly woman comes stumbling to our cabin screaming: WE NEED STRONG MEN. Couple of boys from my group immediately stand up but I tell them to sit their asses down. I see two burly dudes from couple of rows in front getting up and hurring to help (these turned out to be off-duty Brazilian Federal Police officers). Couple minutes pass and then silence. PA comes alive and a TA is requesting if there are any doctors on board and if there is anyone who speaks Nigerian please get to the front of the plane. An asian woman gets up and goes to the front of the plane (I´m guessing she is a doctor). PA repeats if there is anyone who speaks Nigerian please come to the front of the plane. I eyeball the dude next to me, clearly with his eyes open yet ignoring the announcement. Same as the dudes in the row behind me. TAs come along, sees these men and asks if they are Nigerian which they just shake their heads. I get a hold of the TA and explained that prior to the outburst I saw Bob in the toilet. I accompany the TA to the toilet and it has blood spots all over the toilet, mirror, walls. She locks up the toilet and asks me to return to my seat. Five hours pass and we finally land in Dubai. I didn’t get any sleep fearing that the guys around me might do something, like hijacking the plane, but nothing happens. As soon as the doors are open, an official in arab garb enters the plane accompanied by 4 Dubai policemen. They grab Bob (which has been tied with some kind of rope and sedaded by the doctor) and disembark. Long story short: Bob was smuggling drugs in his abdomen which apparently had burst, causing him to go on a mayhem. 6 other Nigerians were also apprehended with same charges. I feared for my life and the life of the dozen guys I was responsible for but we got a hell of a story to tell. http://jalopnik.com/these-are-your-most-insane-airplane-horror-stories-1791514692 |
saintjoel:How far with the land importation ban? Has it been put on hold? |
generalwhite:LOL at "ka na ko." |
This is nice. I'll be there someday. |
saintjoel:Thanks |
skyfall:Still pending, Saintjoel. |
Saintjoel Please how much is 2009 Toyota 4Runner 4x4 V6 from Cotonou? |
sunene1:Bro, did you say Actv is still working? I bought their decoder last year but the company folded up and there's no more signal from them. Or are you talking about a backdoor method? |
jaymichael:I think it's worth it. Some of us still check it from time to time. |
coderXO:Thank you very much. You read my mind on that 5kva generator issue. It's really noisy and consumes much more fuel than the 2.5 and the 3.1kva. |
Hi engineers in the house. Can this generator charge a 2.5KVA inverter and power other things in the house (including a medium-sized fridge) at the same time? Tnx cc Zeestone99
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