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efepro:
I would have said you are......?? But it's none of my business...lol,

Joke apart, try as much as u can to get married early. Trust me, you will be happier and more balanced.

Worry less about your financial status or income, there will be motivation to earn more money when marry

Truely you are right,

Even self madam don dey Use style do body signals ask me wetin u dey wait

as she will soon clock 28 some months from now

More and more Money join the ones i have must find and see me this moment

E must better 4 all of us dis year in Jesus name

brandydaniells:
u scam!!! I'll kill u

*in sha khan's tone*

Dont make me laff

efepro:
I would have said you are......?? But it's none of my business...lol,

Joke apart, try as much as u can to get married early. Trust me, you will be happier and more balanced.

Worry less about your financial status or income, there will be motivation to earn more money when married.

Thank u

*sobs some more*

Pls help me with handkerchife i need to blow

come an kontinu

Please do the honor of listing them out

And sisters, dont be ashamed dis might be ur deliverance hour, oya come out
This year must not pass them

The latest is,


MODERN POLIO. .

POLIO

POLIO

POLIO

dis guy seriously you need help

Op what about us above 30

I give shit

Divay22:
Wetin be cassava

Here u go,
Am waiting 4 u,
Oya put on ur birthday suite and come upstairs

Divay22:
Op you say wetin

Yousay u like Cassava i get big Cassava

*The Naked Truth of Life*
There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth
wife the most and took great care of her and gave her
the best.
He also loved his third wife and always wanted to
show her off to his friends. However, he always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced
some problems, he always turned to his second wife
and she would always help him out.
He did not love his first wife though she loved him
deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him.
One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going
to die soon. He told himself, *_"I have four wives. I will
take one of them along with me when I die to keep
me company in my death."_*
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep him company. *_"No way!"_* she replied
and walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife. She said *_"Life is so good
over here. I'm going to remarry when you die"._*
He then asked his second wife. She said *_"I'm Sorry. I
can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till your grave."_*
By now his heart sank and he turned cold. Then a
voice called out: *_"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no
matter where you go."_*
The man looked up and there was his first wife. She
was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the man said, *_"I should
have taken much better care of you while I could
have!"_*
Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.
a. *The fourth wife is our body.* No matter how much
time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. *The third wife is our possession, status and
wealth.* When we die, they go to others.
c. *The second wife is our family and friends.* No
matter how close they had been there for us when
we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. *The first wife is our soul,* neglected in our pursuit
of material wealth and pleasure,,,, lesson for all. have
blessed day pals.

*The Naked Truth of Life*
There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth
wife the most and took great care of her and gave her
the best.
He also loved his third wife and always wanted to
show her off to his friends. However, he always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced
some problems, he always turned to his second wife
and she would always help him out.
He did not love his first wife though she loved him
deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him.
One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going
to die soon. He told himself, *_"I have four wives. I will
take one of them along with me when I die to keep
me company in my death."_*
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep him company. *_"No way!"_* she replied
and walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife. She said *_"Life is so good
over here. I'm going to remarry when you die"._*
He then asked his second wife. She said *_"I'm Sorry. I
can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till your grave."_*
By now his heart sank and he turned cold. Then a
voice called out: *_"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no
matter where you go."_*
The man looked up and there was his first wife. She
was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the man said, *_"I should
have taken much better care of you while I could
have!"_*
Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.
a. *The fourth wife is our body.* No matter how much
time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. *The third wife is our possession, status and
wealth.* When we die, they go to others.
c. *The second wife is our family and friends.* No
matter how close they had been there for us when
we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. *The first wife is our soul,* neglected in our pursuit
of material wealth and pleasure,,,, lesson for all. have
blessed day pals.

*The Naked Truth of Life*
There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth
wife the most and took great care of her and gave her
the best.
He also loved his third wife and always wanted to
show her off to his friends. However, he always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced
some problems, he always turned to his second wife
and she would always help him out.
He did not love his first wife though she loved him
deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him.
One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going
to die soon. He told himself, *_"I have four wives. I will
take one of them along with me when I die to keep
me company in my death."_*
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep him company. *_"No way!"_* she replied
and walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife. She said *_"Life is so good
over here. I'm going to remarry when you die"._*
He then asked his second wife. She said *_"I'm Sorry. I
can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till your grave."_*
By now his heart sank and he turned cold. Then a
voice called out: *_"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no
matter where you go."_*
The man looked up and there was his first wife. She
was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the man said, *_"I should
have taken much better care of you while I could
have!"_*
Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.
a. *The fourth wife is our body.* No matter how much
time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
b. *The third wife is our possession, status and
wealth.* When we die, they go to others.
c. *The second wife is our family and friends.* No
matter how close they had been there for us when
we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
d. *The first wife is our soul,* neglected in our pursuit
of material wealth and pleasure,,,, lesson for all. have
blessed day pals.

brandydaniells:
wtf ...when did I even say it

*The Oshogbo shot still in effect*


Dont worry bro, sleep for some hours, when you wake u will remember.

brandydaniells:
pls help me upload my pics i took dis morning u know i had some oshogbo shots dis morning

Gladly bro

Hammertheirpapa

Hammerthempapa

Hammertheirpapa


Hammertheirpapa

Chai u don kill pipo(afonja) children full ground oo


Hammertheirpapa been hammar afonjas ancestors since 15 B.C.E

Alariwo2:
you lots have been asked to go with your 5 core barren and unproductive states but refused.

The last igbo man will die bfor you lots take SS by force.. it will never happen.

Bunch of greedy thieves who don't want association with others but wish to forcefully take what's not thiers

And who made you our spoke man


Abeg park well, i prefer them infact we ND prefer to live with these people than to live with your tribe




Neva u speak 4 SS, no body sent yv

wristbangle:

Don't look at the blunders. Just pick a lesson from the story

Abi

I don go unlike the guy post

Screaming with all my lungs,

GIVE ME DIS JOOOB


GIVE ME DIS JOOOOOOOOB



GIVE ME DIS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

Divay22:
I don't wanna get married and be a liability to my husband that why I'm not ready.

Same way ur Bf whom u chased away dont want to settle down and later cant cater for your needs now

brandydaniells:
u wan sell ur cat

I been think say na ur name u say make i spell

GaggleNSwallow:
Just say pussy without mispelling it.

Pussy

starlife30:
The Europe and China you are using for comparison, hope you know their average GDP. Do a comparison with Nigeria that over 70% live on 1 dollar a day

Yeah,


That doesnt still mean you should bring substandard goods in the name of ''cheap an afordable'' just because the citizens lives below 1dollar per day

these people just think africans knows nothing or are less concious or ignorant about Tech and ICT related stuffs, so therefore they say we can sell as long as its cheap, africans will buy.


Truth be told, Europe and china are miles ahead, but then mid range and low budget phones are also made and sold over there, like products from Lenovo,Huwaie,xiaomi,Meizu etc
And even these manufactures low budget phones are more acceptable than this Itel.

Aderola15:
Even if I say Amen to your prayer, it's not gonna happen

Goodnight

Are you gonna mess with the power of the toungue

.

Aderola15:
Daughter material

Dont worry



Your papa gonna be cleaning the couchie for you Amen

Aderola15:
I'll gladly sit down oooo


Who husband epp na

Is this one wife material so

Whizpeter:
[b]That's my prob with them... Using price to lure people to buy these things they call phones...

Have you used an Itel as your main phone before? Bro you'd cry, as in better cry ooo...

They even had the effontery to manufacture a phone with 5mp and 2.2 aperture and still refer to it as a selfie phone? None selfie phones are even getting 8mp front camera and 1.8/2.0 aperture as standard...

One annoying thing about their phone cameras is that the quality of pictures produced is normally [(the assumed mp/2)-1], ie their 8mp cameras produce pictures of [8/2]-1 which is 3mp.. What rubbish!
Wanna argue it? Please get any other phone with a 5mp front or back camera and compare it's pictures with what this phone would produce, you'd be mad at Itel!


Ram management nko? Story for another day..

UI? Oh God! 1000% crap... Even their launcher is child's play..

The tecno y6 was and is still a budget phone, but I'm certain that it would defeat this Itel in performance and camera.. The front camera was it's only shortcoming but I'm also certain that the difference between tecno's 2mp and Itel's 5mp won't be noticeable...


And before you say I'm a tecno fanboy, I use a Samsung...


As I'm typing this, my Bro is chatting with his Itel device and trust me, na so so cry oga dey cry everytime...

He doesn't even snap pictures sef because shame no go gree am, my phone is the official camera of the house right now!

Bro, let's be honest with ourselves, if SON was functioning in this country, Itel phones won't be certified fit enough to cross our borders and thats just it...!


Dear itelMobileNg, please I'm not hating on you, I only sincerely want you to improve...
I've handled three of your phones, two belonging to my brother and one belonging to a colleague, I was totally disappointed with both you the manufacturer and they the buyers...

You for bringing in substandard goods to make a mockery of our developing economy and the poor financial state of many Nigerians and they for spending their hard earned money on total trash...


Please try to improve on the quality of your phones, strike a balance between budget and performance and watch many Nigerians promote your phones daily...


From a sincere Nigerian...[/b]

Every thing about them you listed here is the gospel truth

Ram management, UI, launcher, camera, performance very poor, weak battery etc nothing encouraging
The reason people go after their products is because its cheap,...this crappy slate wont sell in europe or china(manufacturing country)
Just churning out substandard device's for non tech concious nigerians

gerg:
Prove wetin? Were you in mars when GEJ was endorsed by CAN at a meeting held in RCCG? what other prove do you need again?

So it Adeboye who is now the voice of CAN ABI

lereinter:
i pity your mentality. dont forget u ve sister

Fvck uff
4k ur mentality sh!t talk

What makes ur slimy brain think i wont advice my sisters if such situation arise ?


Same hypocryte like u will still go and ride a 65 yrs old policticians dick in the name of money