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Oats are expensive

I can never take these joker's serious

Damm

buygala:
One Saturday Morning, I took my car in for some detailing around Wuse.. Detailer say make I come back by 3pm, say the work plenty..E charge me 8k..i no argue

I told detailer that I never leave my car for any Auto Artisan.. That he shouldn't worry, I will sit and wait. ..say I no wan hear say anybody drive my car and tamper with am aside the detailing work wey carry me come.

One hour pass, na im I say make I find food chop for one Buka across the road.. Na so one babe call me ask me wia I dey.. I tell her..As she show, we chop finish for the Buka come enter Uber go Green Mind Hotel for Utako to collect one nak for the road.. One nak enter two, two nak enter 3.. Last last na past 5pm I return Wuse to pick my car from Oga Detailer..

Omo, as I start my moto, na im I see say Trip Meter don reset and the car radio don lock dey ask for code.. Na so e clear me say the weyrey detailer comot my battery use am dey start another vehicle...Na im I ask detailer wetin happen to my radio.. E begin swear with im ancestors say e no touch anything.. Na im I say I no go pay am until e talk wetin e do my battery, after I showed him how my odometer Trip A had reset to 0.0.. Na so detailer admit say e give one electrician my battery to start one car.. Long and short, he called someone to ask the price of unlocking the radio, na im the Pesin tell am 10k..na so I tell detailer make e no worry, say I go bear half the cost, as I go remove 5k of the unlock fee from the moni wey I suppose pay am.. I then sent him 3k out of his 8k detailing fee and drove out of the workshop..

Before I reach the next junction, I stopped and entered the radio code which I had since memorized after having the radio unlocked when I just got the vehicle. .. After a few hours, I called the detailer and sent him his 5k balance, warning him never to tamper with clients' vehicles outside the job he is given to do.

I sure say for next few months, that detailer will be very careful not to tamper with vehicles brought to him.. If you sabi Alfa Suraj wey dey do car detail for Wuse, help me greet am

You see yourself?

See wetin woman been wan do you?

What if na something else worse wey you no know concern nko?

merits:
I know it won't pass US hand work, Putin given them and NATO back to back.Even if I don't like Putin but for the sake of dedollarization I support Putin with my full chest.

That dollar is really annoying

A capitalist currency unit

Trading with the dollar only benefits the US and is detrimental to the other countries that trade with it

mirinder:
na tetuila singam

Remedies, tetuila plus 2face

StagethemTVee:
Omode meta n sere o!

Tuface voice for the hook that year. Madt!

For those who are questioning that tuface was in this song. Take it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQ6pWAPYSs

Nsere o wa nsere yan oo

Zonefree:
A man with pencil gbola with a lady with Deep ranged kpekus. While,

A man with industrious gbola rolling with a Tight ranged kpekus.

Irony of life.

Take a look at the Head of The guy with the industrial gbola 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TyroneP:
The mat without the lantern 🏮 is incomplete... Superstition.

Plus it's been one legged🦵

Back then in the late 80s- early 90s when I was still a little boy, they tell us stories of a ugly one legged baby with a mat and a lamp


Funnily enough, they say it flies and it's cries is unfriendly and demonic


Now as a Man, i believe it's fiction

Passpands:
I asked one fool a while ago on this forum why he thinks USA is God’s own country: a country propagating lgbt. The fool couldn’t reply and just started listing Nigeria’s problem for me, it was then I realized most of these western-asslickers don’t have a brain. Hollywood has brainwashed a lot of them.

That's how foolish and uneducated they are


Foolishness classified

maasoap:
This says everything about you, you are asslicking. God's own country even when about 80% of their citizens have discovered and declared that nothing like God exists anywhere! Wake up from your delusion

Calling that gay and atheist slum, God's Own Country is a heavy blasphemy to the name of the Almighty.

Some people will just never learn that these westerners are the main problem of this 21st century

SARSCoV2:
Even after a year, Russia is still struggling with Ukraine.

A war that was tipped to last just 2 weeks 🤣😆

By now your instincts should tell you that the West and NATO have been seriously backing Ukraine with supplies, this is a war between the US/UK/NATO vs Russia

Ukraine is just a battle ground

Ukraine is a small fry, do you know some people from the West enlisted for the Ukraine army?

Don't underestimate the Russians, if not for the heavy support and unrelentless efforts from the West, you won't be hearing about Ukraine.

fineboynl:
thats the brush and its cant be 2k

Shebi you see wetin i meant

Omo first time na mistake Sha

baconline:
Tax from beer should only be used in states with no beer restrictions

I doubt

Mercylane:
My mom's chickens have been going missing for the past few weeks now and we have been wondering what was disappearing our chickens.

At first we thought it was the omonile's but we realised they can't do such a thing. So we decided to wait and hope the perpetrator would meet their waterloo soon.

So today as usual, my lil sister went to open cage, only to come back shouting that there was a snake in the cage. Na so I ran out with shovel to go and see. Lo and behold, that thing in the pics below was just chilling and relaxing in the cage, after helping itself to a banquet of three chickens (two adult and one little one) as if it was waiting to digest the one's it had eaten, so that it can continue from where it stopped. I was not comfortable with the snake because I've never killed snake in my life before, so we called on some guys with experience to come and assist us, even some Hausa guys passing by joined in, Na so we kill am ohh

Them ask mom c and pop c weda them go like chop when them roast and cook am finish, them sey they will rather die.. You can't come and be swallowing chickens I took my time and energy to grow and plan to eat, and expect to go Scot free, even if Na my first time, I must chop you too
See pics below, pot pics coming soon

When killing it, did it fight back?


Enjoy your meat though 😋

AyodejiFelix:
Do recommend the one that's ok since you have seen yourself as someone who knows it all. Learn to appreciate other people's opinions

I won't appreciate cunniness and un-straightforwardness

Making a a device with lower mid-range features and pricing it for the prices of higher mid range phones

Be guided

Breastfeed:
you can keep talking all you want, still doesn't change the fact that with the budget he can always get the spark 10 pro.

Is the spark 10 a flagship?

No, so QED it's not needed 🙄🤣

Breastfeed:
there's nothing junk about the spark 10 pro please.

Junkie junkie junkie it is

Mr Marketer Sir 🤣🤣

fineboynl:
why you de laugh? How much you buy brushes? And how much be the workman?

Sorry no be you i de laugh ooo 😂😂🤣🤣

I de laugh because e clear say those Men work me

I buy brush 2k, workmanship 2k, but i give am 1500 as the warri boy wey i think say i be.

My wife spoil my passenger side door lock by mistake when we de come from church, so the next day i go work am, as I waka leave panel beater, go Tok football matter, after 2 hour's panel call me say Oga e don work, na so he start motor, i confirm say e work vlada vlada, i pay am 2k

I go back go continue my football argument

Time reach me to comot go find money, i enter Moto start, Moto no gree na so I parol go meet the guy, him himself he come start e no work, na him call electro, na so electro come he say make i start Moto, i start same thing happen, he say Oga na Kickstarter.

He say brush na 2k I give am make he buy, he go one side, maybe na beer palor that 2k die put, i leave the Moto as e be say na evening and store don close,

The next day i go, electro say he don do am, as I start am, na once he start. me i smile give am 1.5k he no Tok too much, he collect, me happy drive comot as I must go hustle.

Day break i read your post na then e reveal to me say all those guys scam me

Moral of the story, na panel temper with something and electro correct am omo i fall for their colabo

Hungry thieves

Ciromaminna:
This us the so-called structure they mean. So let them enjoy it.
We will Design a professional Company Logo for your Business for 2k Only

Pay on Delivery
Drop us your Company Name here
https:///gJmdzggiw3w6YqtU9
.

Structures of Old thieves

fineboynl:
I nor know oh. First he say na brush. 4k plus 7h transport. Later he say solenoid nor good. Another 4k plus transport. Workmanship 4k.

He be like the electrician guy me.

Wanni25:
Hahahahaha!
Na person son be that o!
Easy on him make him no run away form Nairaland ni

I balance, no one that comes out from vagina can send me away, unless I decided to deactivate

Kakadancefreak:
Kai! You be correct ABA BOY!
My point is, na why you no fit appreciate am
You are only used to counterfeit.

You are right, Am used to condemning counterfeits like Tecno and Infinix 😎😎

Fonjewel0:
Both devices are reputable and reliable devices.

You are just messing around!

How much?

How much?

You tell me, you're marketing their products aren't you?

Idarachris84:
Lol!

You really sound desperate.

Like someone is paying you to talk

Oga leave the matter, you are a Marketer

I speak the truth, when I see it, I've never collected a dime from anybody, I've been following this phone section since 2011 and whenever I see flaws, i speak.

ifytrik:
Tottenham may not play the europaleague next season, chai my man of the year has just received a red card and ten man PSG are down by 2 goals to 1, hakimi why nah? Ticket don finally pieces

The ref na Simp, na perper eyes de worry am

Pueguote for me

Guy Man don jam the Grand Master's Of Kazeems 😂😂


Pump otilo

fineboynl:
Motor nor be here oh. Unplanned expenses. Yesterday I went out to pick something. When there off the car pick the something. Enter car make I move car refuse to start. I thought it was the battery I tap the terminal several time but it didn't work.

Chartered keke to be looking for election. Filially found one. He brought his battery but car didn't start. He said it's the Kickstarter.

Like play like play. 15k go like that.

My kick when my electrician do, na 3500 i pay abi the guy don work me? Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Letlovelead213:
Damn me self come get second thoughts today

Don't follow the advice of that guy, he is a Tecno/infinix Marketer

Inspect the phone thoroughly for any physical defect and then check for any software or internal defect

If the phone is okay, then go for it

ManWater:
The root cause of Chelsea wahala na that madman Putin.

Blaming Putin is not wise

Rather blame the stupid American who bought the club when obviously, he knows nothing about football