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Adiye tio ku shi ma je agbado.....the fowl that is not dead yet can still eat corn

wizkid If u like lie if u like die....walahi #kokanaye

And bro... u should stop asking advice about ur relationship with ur wife....the comments u will see belittle the importance of relationship...

Knock her up nao...if belle don heavy she go calm small

I wouldn't mind a wife like dah....be patient she go tire

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Laws Of Life :- 1) Law Of Telephone : When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone. 2) Law Of Mechanical Repair : After your Hands Become Coated with grease your nose will begin to itch. 3) Law Of The Workshop : Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll to the Least Accessible Corner. 4) Law Of The Alibi : If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For work because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will have a flat tire. 5) Bath Theorem : When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The telephone rings. 6) Law Of Encounters : The Probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 7) Law Of The Result : When You Try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, It Will. Law Of Bio mechanics : The Severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 9) Theater Rule : People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last. 10) Law Of Coffee : As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold. 11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One. No objections, right?!

It's true ooo.....i kept thinking about ma gf d whole time....

When dem no smoke wet saudi weed

I think na alibaba own...even after 5 kids n being older dan oda wives she's still gorgeous

oweman:
Truth is you are a crawling kid you know less than nothing all this noise about boko haram you would have known its pure fake for some.generals to make money.out of a dumb commander in chief that open his eyes.wide open to appoint some.corrupt.mammy market burukutu drinking genrals who are as dumb as himself.as.seevice chiefs .
YOUR CALLING QNYONE.BOKO HARAM DONT.CHANGE. THE.FACT.THAT.MANY.STRUGGLING HOW TO GET SHARES OF LOOT

This guy is very dumb....infact too dumb to b on nl

I bin wan vote since Buh i swear i no see ballot box

oweman:
But is the soja.a christian the name sound mosiek to me . So your post is ............make i no talk say you be animal .
By the way is the batle no more to make money ?
Truth is most od the dead soldiers are those there for money or to rape women ?

This one done craze ooo....no b ur fault... if to say na one of una useless family dem kill for war una no go dey talk trash

Rip comrade... the peace u fought for will reign

Zero bone

Hero10001:
omg!
You dey miss bro, nothing sweet pass alubosa for this world o and i really enjoy eating it.
8-)

Bro its not healthy ooo.....i no fit

Hero10001:
hahahaha!
Oya, lie say u no dey chop alubosa?!
Lols.

iranu.....abasha

Hero10001:
na the last pic bad pass, spreading and eating tins..

U don spoil finish

[quote author=kinglekan post=33834992][/quote]U dey bleep twaci?

rokiatu:
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment

Nice pic rokiatu....u look great

Seriously....if we look at it very well... oshiomole is not dah bad looking and people also fall in love

Darkboy:
Awwww back in d days.

We even played champion's league

DonaldGenes:
Lmao You be yeye

Lol...i no lie nao

BRUTALITY. .. FLAWLESS VICTORY

Just saw an update saying d new bride don shift honeymoon...... i hope dis is not a strategy to deprive baba toto

D first pic come b like person wey dey enjoy head

AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER.... AKPOS: Hello! Wat is ur name and whr are u calling from? CALLER: My name is Ken, am calling 4rm Cross-river state. AKPOS: Ok, do u hv a question or a contribution? CALLER: I hv a question. AKPOS: Wat is ur question? CALLER:thr z dis lady i wntd in my life shortly after my NYSC, Bt all efforts proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by 4 reasons best knw 2 her. 5months later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job I secure with a major oil company. Now mst of d miss calls i hv are hers, barrage of sms and all dat. I am confused on wt to do. Pls advice me. AKPOS: Listen up man, gv her a call letting her knw u will be at her house in 2hrs time. Wen it's time, call her up and delay for another 2hrs. Tke a cool shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, drive 2 her house, wlk 2 her door and knock, once she opens, wear the best smile u've gt, look straight into ha eyes and say "THUNDER FIRE YOU"

When you smoke excess weed

Omo i played this game oo....my own even get like dah street lite thing for head

Peggy....show dah same peggy n*pples in d next 5 years....lets see if it remains peggy

Ninu ikoko dudu leko fun fun ti jade