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Marketing strategy, but some people dey vex.

Wetin musa no go see for gate...

She might be lost, parents should learn to teach their kids how to memorize their Phone numbers, Address and full names at this kind of age.

Nice but an average Nigeria will say what can faaaaa.

Why this bros no just try improve himself.

If this is true, then I need to become a terrorist.

He is your cousin, you can help him. Table turns.

Sebi them get pikin?

Everyone's thought is not the same. Aunty yii o ni ironu, kobo.

Nollywood

These guys have scope, plenty scopesssss

Where naija no dey abeg ?

1995, them never born me I no go lie..

Sanchez01:
Stealing from the pot! Crazy

I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon.

While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat.

The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body.

I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance.

I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity.

Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish.

I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'.

Interestingly, she didn't beat me that night as I had hoped. Rather, I did both frog jump, and some crazy punishments till 7am that I couldn't stand to walk right in the morning. The tears and the litre of mucuos that ran from my ears, mouth and nose that day is still fresh in my heart till date.


It was my first attempt ever and I was caught in the act. It never crossed my mind to steal from her pot again.

If to say them beat or punish you that time, you go do am again, everything is not cane.

fergie001:
I was around 17/18 then....watching porn in the dead of the night in my room, not locked...during the days of VCD. Remember the name: "The Aphrodisiac".

I was with the two remotes incase, around 1am...she was going to ease herself, entered the room....I was trying to change the channel...didn't know I was increasing the volume.

She just looked away, sighed....and went on. Never spoke about it, I felt I betrayed her. Didn't do it again.

#InsideLife

Shey you don want to advance, all these things bring development one way or the other.

Enwhen:
E don red , where poor man wan get okrika(gbogbo) clothes buy ?, Even in the PMB hardship govt ??.....





Make them kukuma share SNIPERS for Nigerians , haba mallam...na so custom dey enter stores dey sieze bags of rice , clothes .....wetin dey happened in Nigeria ??.. Are we in a banana republic ??... Our president closed borders, yet ask them to registers foreigners coming in and refused people from going out mainly in the northern borders. Bandits are killing our people , our president said we shouldn't defend ourself that it's retaliatory, Retaliatory for what ??, What biz do the citizen have with criminals ??, Our president is sick, his brain is dead but thank God he will be going for his drugs this months...May God help Nigerians...we have seen it all.

Them go beat arsenal again.

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