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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by sharpwriter(m): 7:18pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Sylraph1:Na the masquerade cane she go take beat am 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by PlaysNigeria: 7:20pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
She saw me rapping to my self like the next 2pac, I don rap tire till I look up see say she dey there dey look me, she just shake head comot. Omo con see embarrassment full my face that day. I can't forget till now, I still feel silly . 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ishilove: 7:20pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
IDFWU:Send makydebbie a PM make person see road 31 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by ENIGMATIC2023(m): 7:21pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Sanchez01: Ewedu in 1995....May God deliver you |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Lolabisi007s(f): 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
That what you should have asked first CarlosTheJackal: |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
CAUGHT ME KEEPING BALLOON INSIDE MY PANT. I was in pry 3 then helping my mom to hawk local sugar nd omo(6 for #20 @ d rate of #5 per 1). It was December period, dat beautiful day I came back frm sch nd I pick up my Hawking tray as usual b4 a little walk I sold all d #200 naira Sugar&Omo, i ws so happy nd on my way home I saw a woman selling balloon, where I can gamble wit #5, (Remb dat biggest among them) fortunately I won d biggest one nd I thought it was my lucky day despite d way d woman pleaded with me to change it wit another one without paying any dime, I refused not knowing dat my village people mean d business. On getting home my mom was so happy dat I sold d whole guds ( Remb hv already kept d balloon in my pant) nd on getting home I was so carried away nd I open by laps widely when sitting directly in front of my mom, then she notice something reddish in my pant, at 1st, she said she was so scared cos she thought hv been raped or started menstruating, after she summon d courage to ask me in front of my elder bro/sis they were to shocked nd drag me inside, my sis take off my pant nd boommmmm balloon (d biggest of all) Ah! She beat d hell out of me dat day for stealing nd for making her panic b4 she later apologize nd hug me. I was called Virginia for sometime b4 my mom rebuke them. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by jeff1607(m): 7:23pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
they didn't caught me 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by makydebbie(f): 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
IDFWU: I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by makydebbie(f): 7:27pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove:I legit read this in your voice. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by makydebbie(f): 7:27pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
sharpwriter: 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Realfrankie(m): 7:29pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
At 15, I was caught writing a love letter to one babe in JSS2 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Nobody: 7:33pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove:me it's you I want to send a pm |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove:Sorry Sir Wait are you Sir or Ma Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away 6 Likes
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Savagethe21st(m): 7:37pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Just when aisha laid on the bed and unhooked her bra then i try to gooble the left breast then my door went wide open with my mom standing,hands akimbo.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIvYYQ4snSg Hello guys i'm a 17 year old producer chasing my dreams.It would be a huge blessing if someone checked out my beats and subscribe to channel. Thanks and Godbless.Check out Teeboy beats 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Meedon: 7:41pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Almost caught me fucking my cousin I pray God forgive me 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 7:42pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:Sure! I'll like to see, fingers crossed |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Savagedan(m): 7:44pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
I been caught countless times in the act by Momma, not until local man was fully grown and was in the higher institution already. So had to go home from school Cos I wasn’t feeling good, Cos I won’t go home even for holidays and I needed a very good treatment as it was more than what I imagined. During one of the days of my stay at home, went out as early as possible to do some baking and got enough stash on my way back home. I ate and had to do some updates on the PC then Local man wasn’t thinking straight and things seemed confusing so I needed to reset and come back on track. Local man was tired of having to walk miles down the street before I can bake so I just rolled up a blunt, opened both windows, rolled up the blind, switched on the fan to the highest number and lit up 9-9, closed the door � and used my cloths and towel to block all the outlets ontop and underneath and the side of the door. Local man lit up and started burning trees in my room under my POPS roof, as it wasn’t my first time doing this though, but only during odd times of the day like when Folks and siblings are asleep. The local man was coming back on track and everything seem interesting on the PC and suddenly I heard my name aloud and someone trying to force my door open like an intruder. As my room felt like heaven at that moment I was on cloud 9 I dashed to the door to push back resisting momma from gaining access into the trap room lol. She stared shouting MY HAND OOO MY HAND OOO OWO MI OWO MI, for my mind scam. But her hand was really stuck then I slightly opened it a little for her to take her finger out, and said I’m sorry ma you can’t come in now , she said why that she wants to see me and I said I’m busy right now as I’m naked(you sha won’t bash into my room hearing that I’m fully naked), she left and I treated the room . I had enough air fresheners in my room that on a normal day when she comes into my room she was just curious why a normal person would have that much air fresheners of different brands. Local man went back to the lungu to smoke off all the shit that happened, as I don’t even have to worry even I knew I was caught red handed so when I returned back into my room she came along after a few minutes and was I like YOU KNOW WHEN I HAVE CATTARH I CANT PERCEIVE THINGS WELL BUT I PERCEIVED THIS WELL ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING, my gf often tells me that after all my names my folks should have added Linus to my name lol. I denied it ASAP and was like what do you mean by that did you see me doing anything ? Then the story continues O MA LORI LAYA OO( you have a very bold mind) EVEN HAD TO DO IT UNDER MY POPS ROOF WITHOUT HAVING ANY FEAR OF THEM, she continued VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING, ARE YOU REALLY THAT ADDICTED ? then she started referring to other landlord kids in the area that EVEN AS OLD AS LAGBAJA IS HE HAS NEVER DONE THAT OR CANT DO THAT UNDER HIS FATHERS ROOF, OR HAVE YOU EVER SMELT IT COMING FROM THE OTHER COMPUND ? I’m tired of typing and if you wanna know my whole story we can get to know each other more and better as experience is the best teacher, I was spanked only words of advice my fear was that pops mustn’t hear of this even if he’s heard of other incidents lol. No time to cross check pardon my typos as I gotta fix other things I don’t really post I only read comments but this thread got me so I just have to write one of my so many experiences 9 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by fergie001: 7:47pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
blues343:...the rest na using phone. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by LordAzubuike(f): 7:48pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:I was wondering what you were doing with a bra at that tender age but then I checked your profile picture and boom, your boobs can cause an earthquake |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Nairaboi(m): 7:50pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Las Las my mum found out I used to bring her friend's daughter to do some small things. I no fit shout o. But the day she caught me with Vero. I wished my Grandpa will rise from his grave to save me because he loved me like an Egg. I hear am dat day sha. My bone is still broken till now 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ishilove: 7:51pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:Whenever I see long braids I marvel. I fixed long braids last month and I felt like I was carrying a great weight on my head. Ha, the heat! |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by lamalang(m): 7:53pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
My girls mum caught me trying to strap her daughter in the room and i told her iam checking something 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by makydebbie(f): 7:53pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove:I've always been a fan of long braids tho. But this particular one, I've noticed with time it shrinks and gets lighter. I can't relate with heat much only when I'm out in the sun tho. This one I'm carrying on my head na mountain, I don't know who sent me. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ishilove: 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
IDFWU:Aunty debbie, oya ansa unku make we hear word. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ikjosh04: 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Slawormir: So hilarious , I hail thee |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by fatymore(f): 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Papanwamaikpe: Stubborn |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by CarlosTheJackal: 8:00pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Lolabisi007s:Sorry my bad, which kind of play were u playing |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by NewDelhi(m): 8:00pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
She gave me money to Barb my hair, I squandered it for game house. Those days we call game house onilê. After I had suffered enough thrashing from those hardcore gamers called Konami did I finally come back to my senses. Instantly an idea came, I went to my niggas house in the second Street to borrow me money but e no get but as a true friend, he suggested he Barb the hair for me and luckily there was light. The haircut was so bad even a mad man go complain but I gat no choice , I went home like that. My mom saw the haircut and was already raising her voice why the barber could give me such an eyesore. She wore her cloths and requested I took her to the barber's shop. Yawa don gas , I was sweating like thief dem catch wey con hear person say bring petrol come. I without a choice took her to my real barber opposite the road. That one said he doesn't know anything about it. I dey even give the idiot eye make he cover me up but he no code . Anyways I later confess after chopping one hot slap from her. The kind beating i chop that day no get rival. 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Sladotun(m): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
If to say them beat or punish you that time, you go do am again, everything is not cane. fergie001: 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by OLUJOSHINS(m): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Dpundict: LWKMD |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Sladotun(m): 8:02pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
1995, them never born me I no go lie.. Sanchez01: |
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