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Education › Re: Nigerian Teenage Scientists Develops Cure For Mouth Odour, Wins Award by slap1(m): 12:03pm On Aug 22, 2014
I need to buy it for this girl...
Fashion › Re: MBGN 2014 Iheoma Nnadi Proves She's Really 19 by slap1(m): 12:00pm On Aug 22, 2014
Guilty conscience. It shouldn't bother her what people think. What if we say it's forged? Will she post the video of her birth or pics of the midwife?
Literature › Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by slap1(m): 9:44am On Aug 22, 2014
princesa: err... just seeing this.

The both form of stories are welcomed. If the short story writer has been consistent and is known on this board, then they can be voted.

Completed stories and story in progress (over 50%) are also welcomed. Don't matter if its their first or second.

The point is actually to celebrate writers via their efforts (story and all) on this board.

Any more question?
Thanks. No more questions.
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Buys Roadside Delicacy – Photos by slap1(m): 7:37pm On Aug 21, 2014
No Timaya, no party. She just dey manage.
Education › Re: Male and Female Students Living in Same Apartment: Have Your Say by slap1(m): 7:33pm On Aug 21, 2014
Testing the microphone... testing 1, 2, 3...
Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 6:59am On Aug 21, 2014
******
Clara realized she had to get a grip when she switched from Discovery Channel to Al-Jazeera and to Cartoon Network in less than a minute. On any other day, Discovery Channel captured her interest. Today, she couldn’t decide on any station. She switched to MTV Base. A Nigerian Hip-Hop video was playing with the coming-in-vogue features: half-naked, flat-tummied, heavily painted girls swinging their hips to a horrid music. It immediately crossed her mind that the hopping hips might be responsible for the name of this genre of music. She switched off the TV.
It surprised her that she still managed to breathe with the burden in her heart. The truth is she hasn’t seen Obinna in over eight years and has no intention of infidelity.
Two weeks ago she had received a call from Obinna: His mother was very sick and needed urgent medical attention which he couldn’t provide. He had no one else to turn to and decided to ask her. She had refused to give him the money but he wouldn’t take no for an answer. Since it had to do with human life, she had promised to help. She hadn’t informed her husband because he might feel she still has a thing for her ex, a deeply uncomfortable situation for any man.
She had been overwhelmed by family and work and hadn’t sent the money the day she’d promised, which had made Obinna call that dark day. Her reaction had obviously given her away, but her conscience was immaculate. She had tried to explain to her husband but he paid no attention to whatever she had to say.
Every day he floated around the house, wordless and unfeeling, giving a crooked smile or a few lips-deep words to any of the kids around him, stricken more with shock and bitterness than unbelief. Clara knew the man she married, and she was sure he’s slowly but surely drifting into a haunting limbo.
She blamed herself for not involving Maduka from the start. He was smart and should have understood her decision to inform him of Obinna’s request. Now she has effectively turned her husband into a room-mate of sort. More challenging is the fact that Maduka has never said anything to her since he suddenly stood from the dinning chair and walked away. Maybe he was still too shocked about the whole issue and would come back to her soon.
She exhaled heavily and decided to prepare lunch for her kids when she had knock on the door. She went to get the door and found the last person she wished to see at this period of her life: her mother-in-law. The look on her face made Clara’s heart sink. She knows!
Had Maduka told her already? No way! He might have been a ghost these past days, but she still believed him to be a very private person who would find it difficult to bring anyone into a family matter of this depth.
“Won’t you allow me enter my son’s house?” she barked, snapping her out of her momentary reverie. She stepped aside, holding the door open for her.
“Welcome, Mama.”
She ignored her and walked into the sitting room.”I can’t be Mama to a woman who wants to kill her husband and run with his money to another man.” She lowered her bags onto the tiled floor and made a small drama of sitting down.
Clara ignored her. “May I take your bags inside?” Clara asked, joining her in the sitting room. She was certain of her refusal – and maybe a caustic remark for good measure – but decided to ask all the same.
Akunne shook her head furiously. “No. my bags are safer with me.” She pulled her bags closer.
Clara offered the last carrot. “Would you like a glass of cold water? The weather is…”
“I can locate the fridge,” she cut in. “If I can’t, I’ll swallow my saliva and wait for my son.”
“That’s perfect,” Clara said, forcing a smile, unwilling to be boxed into a corner.
She switched on the television. MTV Base continued with the video of a current wave-making song. She immediately suspected that her mother-in-law might enjoy the video. A furtive glance at her confirmed it. She quickly changed the station to CNN. “Enjoy yourself,” she said indifferently and left the room, followed by Akunne’s protracted sigh of discontent.
Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 9:36pm On Aug 20, 2014
SugaryBelle: Ok then,update soon.
Sure. Tonight.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by slap1(m): 6:02pm On Aug 20, 2014
freecocoa: No see, I've been around o, hope you are cool?.
Yeah, I am.
Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 5:11pm On Aug 20, 2014
SugaryBelle: Hmmmm! nawaooo. Lol,me likey shaa but i hope
we won't soon be flown to the sexuality section.
No honey, we won't.
Romance › Re: Could This Guy Be The Sexiest Short Guy On Nairaland by slap1(m): 5:07pm On Aug 20, 2014
Guys like this make me feel like Tyler Perry.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by slap1(m): 4:58pm On Aug 20, 2014
freecocoa: No ushbebe for the film?

Good for AY, he's going places, keep it up.
Freecocoa, long time. Where you been?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: This Is Why Chelsea Will Win The English Premier League by slap1(m): 4:53pm On Aug 20, 2014
samflexxy: if I give you 1slap eh#the ageing lampard na im u sey be world class abi na oscar wey de play rubbish to avoid injury for world cup*and beside fabregas na playmaker c chair man the truth is ulweys bitter eh we are the best in the premier league weather u agree or not
Read again. I said they WERE world class [last season]. Meaning they were good in their wings. And I did admit that Costa is a significant signing. So what's really your problem?

And yes, Man City has a better strike force.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by slap1(m):
Congrats! Maybe AY's calling is movie production because he's not a natural comedian. My opinion.
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Download Any Novel Or Magazine U Want (RIGHT NOW) by slap1(m): 2:02pm On Aug 20, 2014
kaydkay: Then just go to the site and click on any of the book links to download. I have Micheal Critchon and John Grisham's books presently there. Will be posting from more authors (known and unknwown) and also magazines atleast 3 times a week.

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Stumbled on this today. Please do you still have the books?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pres. Mugabe Of Zimbabwe Anoints Wife As Successor - By Attorney Patryk Utulu by slap1(m):
Africa is its own worst enemy. Informative write-up.
Literature › Re: Need An Ebook? Drop Your Email Address Here, And The Person You're Asking From by slap1(m): 11:54pm On Aug 19, 2014
Baddestguyp: James hadley chase - if you believe this, you'll believe believe anything
Mario puzo - the innocent man
Do you have or need them? If you have, kindly send to me.
Literature › Re: Need An Ebook? Drop Your Email Address Here, And The Person You're Asking From by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 19, 2014
Justeenaleo: Checked but can't find ithuh
Me too.
Health › Re: Ebola Scare: Policeman Flees After Mistaking Eboka For Ebola by slap1(m): 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2014
If I believe this story make Besiktas win me tonight.
Health › Re: Ebola Scare: Policeman Flees After Mistaking Eboka For Ebola by slap1(m): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2014
If I believe this story make Besiktas win me tonight.
Literature › Re: Lagos … And My Polythene Bag By Chydee by slap1(m): 8:33am On Aug 19, 2014
Intellectual theft. This story made front page two weeks ago. Acknowledge the original writer.
Literature › Re: Need An Ebook? Drop Your Email Address Here, And The Person You're Asking From by slap1(m):
macsika: Where the heart is
To kill amocking bird
The great gatsby
Last of the mohicans
Lord of the rings
The perks of being a wallflower
The da vinci codes


I have so much I can't name all. I will share it, just quote with the name and email. I also have ebooks and some textbooks for medicine, physiology, anatomy, pharmacy, english e.t.c


Does anyone have harry potter ebooks I mistakenly deleted mine pls send to...

DRMACSIKA@GMAIL.COM
Kindly send me To Kill a Mocking Bird and any other good novels you have (except Romance). I also need the e-book(s) on English language. Thanks.
Business › Re: Brazil Now Higest Buyer Of Nigeria's Crude by slap1(m): 7:30am On Aug 19, 2014
Big deal. We're the highest buyer of Brazilian hair!
Romance › Re: Would You Let Your Daughter Date A Man Like You? BE HONEST! by slap1(m): 7:27am On Aug 19, 2014
That would be the best thing for her. But she has to deal with my other 'just friends'.
Fashion › Re: You Go Girl! MBGN 2014 Iheoma Nnadi Stuns In New Photos by slap1(m): 6:27am On Aug 19, 2014
She's a fine girl, not beautiful. The really beautiful girls don't go for beauty pageants. Congrats to her, but I've seen jaw-dropping beauties in Aba and Owerri alone.
Health › Re: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by slap1(m): 5:33am On Aug 19, 2014
Nano Silver. Curing Ebola since 500 BC. America go and die!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) ON 18th August 2014 by slap1(m): 5:07pm On Aug 18, 2014
Bus-Parking Amateurs vs Bus-Parking All Stars. It be as boring as watching paint dry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: This Is Why Chelsea Will Win The English Premier League by slap1(m): 4:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
The difference between this Chelsea and that of last year is not much, yet they won nothing!
Ashley Cole, Petr Cech, Lampard/Oscar were world class. Oscar/Lamps scored more than Fabregas did at Barca. The significant addition is Diego Costa. Still Man City has a better strike force than Chelsea. So I don't really know what the fuse is about.
Nairaland General › Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by slap1(m): 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
Here in Aba, the monkey would be dead before 5 pm. Some mechanic boys will just organize and scatter the monkey's brains.
Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by slap1(m): 4:11pm On Aug 18, 2014
I've watched this movie before. Is this the part 2?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by slap1(m): 7:43am On Aug 18, 2014
Sanogo should be loaned out. Wenger's experiment with him nearly cost us on Saturday. Why not play Campbell who is deadlier, faster and more direct?
If we don't sign a defensive midfielder, we might as well finish fourth again. Arteta is way too slow. The palace boys ran him ragged, even though they parked the bus. I pity him against Everton next weekend.
Politics › Re: Atiku Ready To Declare For Presidency, APC Plans For National Convention by slap1(m): 7:32am On Aug 18, 2014
Spread the campaign money jor! Boys wan chop.
Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 11:10pm On Aug 17, 2014
The time was 7:15 am. Pastor Ken walked into his modestly furnished office. Sarah, his secretary, was cleaning the office, the air-conditioner chilled the office. She was in her early thirties and married to a member of his congregation. She was tall and dark, with big charming eyes and firm round breasts.
Sinach’s I Know Who I Am was playing a little too loudly from the Samsung home theatre, which was why she didn’t hear the pastor walk into her office and into his. She bent to clean the foot of a visitor’s chair, gently swinging her hips to the rhythm of the song. A gentle smack on her buttocks spurned her around.
The shocked look on her face was quickly replaced by that of recognition and even submission. She walked straight into the pastor’s spread arms. Pastor Ken held her tightly, squeezing her left shoulder with his left hand while working her lovely buttocks with his free hand. Sarah’s hands went berserk on the pastor’s back: clawing, scratching, rubbing and burrowing in no particular order.
The pastor expertly spurned her around, cupping her breasts in both hands while brushing his hostile crotch against her arched buttocks. She moaned, groping backward for his hardness. She found it, harassed it crazily and turned to give it some treatment when the pastor’s phone rang, interrupting their beautiful play.
The pastor fumbled in his pocket for his blackberry phone while Sarah worked his hastily worked the zip of his trousers. She found what she was looking for just as he found his.
“I have to take this,” he said breathlessly.
“Can’t it wait?” she pleaded, as if her life was in danger.
“I’ll be quick.”
She stood slowly, buttoned her blouse and started arranging the books on the table.
“But you didn’t tell me you were coming to Owerri today,” the pastor was saying to his blackberry. He sounded genuinely concerned. After about fifteen seconds, he continued: “But you should have waited a little, maybe three days or so. I have an appointment with him this morning.”
“Ok. No problem. We’ll talk later. Safe journey.” He ended the call.
Sarah didn’t wait to be called to resume duty. She advanced towards the pastor and was about to kneel when he held out his hand in a wait signal. She furrowed her brows, seeking explanation. He raised his hand slightly above his head, his index finger pointing down, and did a turn-around gesture. She smiled knowingly and whispered: “Better,” punctuating it with an inviting wink.
She adjusted a visitor’s chair, placed her arms on either of the elbow rests and spread her legs. The pastor walked up to her, unfastening his belt. He let his trousers slide down his legs and lifted her skirt, revealing her underwear.
The door bell rang.

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