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Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 5:03am On Aug 13, 2014

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copyright © Slap1, August 2014

Enjoy, I hope.

Literature › Re: Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 4:53am On Aug 13, 2014*

I'm a generous guy, so I won't keep ALL rights to this story. Therefore, I give you all the viewing rights ONLY.

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Literature › Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 4:42am On Aug 13, 2014

Good morning, Literalanders.

The last story I posted here was THE FORGOTTEN PEOPLE, and that was last year! The story made FP and received honest, encouraging replies. Since then, procrastination and laziness have really done me in vis-à-vis my writing. Now I'm back, I think.

This story (which may grow into a novel) is an excerpt from a piece I'm working on. I may not post the subsequent parts of the story here. Please, read and tell me what you think of it.

For now, I'll call the story Little Things…

Literature › Little Things (excerpts From A Novel In Progress) by slap1(op): 4:25am On Aug 13, 2014*

Double post.

Food › Re: Edikaikong - The King Of Nigerian Soups by slap1(m): 3:56am On Aug 13, 2014

Up there with uha soup as my all time bests! This soup is a blood tonic!

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Family › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Stay Alone? by slap1(m): 3:49am On Aug 13, 2014

18 year olds live and study alone in Ukraine...
Sometimes, staying alone makes you discover yourself, realize your dreams and focus. If these are the aims of your decision, good luck! Do it!

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Literature › Re: Happy Birthday To Royver!!! by slap1(m): 2:32pm On Aug 12, 2014

Happy birthday man. Keep it flowing.

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Celebrities › Re: I Have Diabetes—jide Kosoko Declares! by slap1(m): 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2014

And you expect me to buy Chivita when you won't even take it free of charge?

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Celebrities › Re: Robin Williams Is Dead! by slap1(m): 6:50am On Aug 12, 2014

Suicide is not the way. Even if you're my father, I will lose the last drop of respect for you if you commit suicide. RIP? No way!

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Celebrities › Re: Robin Williams Is Dead! by slap1(m): 6:46am On Aug 12, 2014

datguru: It will be your turn too and mine some day...

To commit suicide? No sir.

Nairaland General › Re: Ebola: US Approves Liberia Request To Send Untested Drug by slap1(m): 6:39am On Aug 12, 2014

Because Nigerian government is against man-knack-man akpako, that's why they are discriminating against us. Alright.

Health › Re: Ebola Victims Now Stable, Five Showing Signs Of Recovery - Fashola by slap1(m): 5:54am On Aug 12, 2014

Thanks to God, if true.

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Literature › Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Aug 11, 2014

There Was A Country. Page 52

Travel › Re: Nigeria Suspends Gambian National Airline Over Ebola Virus by slap1(m): 5:56pm On Aug 11, 2014

The Igbo say that when one wakes is one's morning. So, good morning, Nigeria.

Education › Re: Waec 2014 May/june Results Out. Mass Failure Recorded by slap1(m): 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2014

With the advancement in exam malpractice I wonder why people still fail WAEC.

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Car Talk › Re: A Ghastly Motor Accident Along Akure - Ilesha Expressway by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2014

I just got back from a short holiday and I saw some RCCG members who arrived safely in their Hummer bus. Sometimes I forget to thank God for journey mercies...
Baba God, I'm sorry. Thank you for bringing me home SAFELY. YOU ARE THE BEST!

Romance › Re: Why Do Married Men Chase After Single Ladies? by slap1(m): 10:39am On Aug 10, 2014

foxgiovani: why do married men chase after single ladies when they probably have a more beautiful wife at home?

Eritu ofe egusi, eritu ofe ogbono. You chop egusi small, you chop ogbono small.

Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Congratulats Aregbesola For Defeatin Omisore “Convincingly" by slap1(m): 10:34am On Aug 10, 2014

That's how it should be, politics without bitterness...(although we all can see beyond the facade of political sportsmanship)

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Jonathan Behind My Arrest By Military by slap1(m): 10:27am On Aug 10, 2014

I dislike the PDP but I can't even tolerate APC.

Politics › Re: Police Shoot Anti-boko Haram Protesters In Borno by slap1(m): 7:36am On Aug 10, 2014

Effeminate Nigerian police taking out their frustrations on helpless civilians. Assuming it was Boko Haram, you won't even see them around... efulefus!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Chinese Companies In Nigeria Maltreating Nigerians? by slap1(m): 3:06am On Aug 10, 2014

evea: As I said, hand sanitisers or sterilisers will be expenses. No Dettol Hand steriliser in d local market.

Hey, are you in one piece?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by slap1(m): 3:40pm On Aug 09, 2014

Cooljoe1: some1 shld ansa dis guy

Are you two persons?

Business › Re: MTN Makes $6.7bn In Six Months With A 21.5% Rise In Nig, 7% Loss In South Africa by slap1(m): 1:05pm On Aug 09, 2014

And they still can't give us affordable android data plans...

Health › Re: Family Of Dead Nigerian Nurse On The Run by slap1(m): 12:51pm On Aug 09, 2014

Here in Owerri, rumour is rife that the woman's daughter has been admitted in Federal Medical Centre, FMC, Owerri. The authorities should act quickly to arrest this situation.

Health › Re: Suspected Ebola Victim In Victoria Island Lagos (Pictures) by slap1(m): 7:34pm On Aug 08, 2014

redcliff: Cant tou see that the ambulance guys are well kitted up? What else are you looking for?

Some people don't reason deductively. Maybe he wants to see a picture of the virus dressed in jeans and shirt with an eyeglass.

Health › Re: Lagos Is Unusually Dry This Morning. Ebola Scare? (Pictures) by slap1(m): 10:01am On Aug 08, 2014

Patrick Sawyer...rot in hell.

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Family › Re: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by slap1(m): 4:52am On Aug 08, 2014

firstEVA: good guys always end up with bad girls, gospel truth.

Not ALWAYS.

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Celebrities › Re: Arrest Nollywood Stars With Fake British Accent - Ramsey Nouah by slap1(m): 2:44pm On Aug 06, 2014

I actually thought Ramsey Nouah was smart...

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Health › Re: Nigerian Female Doctor Dies Of Ebola by slap1(m): 2:41pm On Aug 06, 2014

fr3do: This is evil! Its not ethical! Its not true!
Once one is quarantined, he/she poses no threat as long as care is taken.
We are not killing Ebola patients!

I know. Mercy killing is not arbitrarily done; the victim's family must consent. Finally, I suggest this in the absence of an alternative.

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