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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by OjujuCalabar(m): 3:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
They have been living with these monkeys for years, why are they making look as if it's big issue. Has anybody suffered anything that looks like Ebola? grin grin
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by redsun(m): 3:31pm On Aug 18, 2014
They don't have to kill the monkey,they relocate it far back in the wild or to the zoo.It is time you guys begin to observed your surrondings and be in control of it "observatively"And that will be the time of your freedom.

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by bennyrazz: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2014
imagine monkeys scaring ladies grin

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by brownsugar69: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2014
Hmmm who wan die of ebola? D fear of monkey is d beginning of wisdom those doing chest lyk back u cn be of help.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2014
9jatatafo: The people in that area should just invite local hunters and monkey is dead! So nobody in that estate has a pump action or AK47? With a ripe bunch of banana used as bait, we will have a dead monkey one time. Na wa ooo!!

The monkey comes and goes,it's not as though it's walking around freely
Didn't you read it jumps out and attacks women and children

I hear monkeys can ra.pe women o
The women should start wearing jeans
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tolulope855(m): 3:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
got me worried...
as if to say its the whole of Ado Ekiti......
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 3:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
Somebody should tranquilize the monkey as it's become a menace to the society.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 18, 2014
Abiodun said: “Last Sunday, I invited officials of the Civil Defence Corps when I saw it on a tree. But before it could be shot, it dived into a compound and vanished. It comes and goes anytime and anyhow.

His words: “The monkey is real. There is no one in this area who can say he has not seen it. Children cannot play freely again and, women, especially ladies are being harassed by the monkey. This is a period of Ebola. Government should help us”.

This is kinda funny

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by ManTiger(m): 3:54pm On Aug 18, 2014
Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey?
Its actually a Chimpazee. He's like 18years Old. Very aggressive but its funny as is being reported as Monkey.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by jkendy(m): 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
Dis Patrick Suya or Sawyer of a guy......
e no go beta 4u o, any wia u dey now !!!
Monkeys used to be our companions back then. Suddenly, dis God-forsaken Liberian turned us against them (monkeys) just as the serpent turned Adam against God.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2014
Freedom is sweet. The monkey having been under captivity for so long has tasted freedom and its enjoying it to the fullest. The only thing am worried about is dat it doesnt seize babies and disappear into forest with them.

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by michealade(m): 4:01pm On Aug 18, 2014
Thank God it isn't even raping them because i heard monkeys tend to have sexual attractions to female humans....But oboy dis monkey mad gan o
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by slap1(m): 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
Here in Aba, the monkey would be dead before 5 pm. Some mechanic boys will just organize and scatter the monkey's brains.
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by akpulonu: 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2014
yorubas can fear grin whole cumunity can not chase away a monkey let dem wait for government
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by fudosman(m): 4:21pm On Aug 18, 2014
thats weird, the whole community should be allowed to be armed always
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 4:25pm On Aug 18, 2014
ilotriouzAY: I am in ado nd i heard abt it

cowards

me wey i get one monkey wey i dey feed evryday

smellos
wot is ds one saying...y dnt u offer help instead of runnin ur mawt
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 4:28pm On Aug 18, 2014
[quote author=Okijajuju1]When was the last time any good news came out of Ekiti State?! angry








angry[/quotesee question o
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 4:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
himkers: south-west, The land of monkeys grin grin
o.d.e oshi dobode
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 4:30pm On Aug 18, 2014
emeralddayo: see question o



Ehen?!!



Wetin do the Question?!

Dem ask you the same thing for common entrance?! grin
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okeikpu(m): 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2014
See wonders o! Monkeys now panic ova monkeys.... Eboekiti things xD

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2014
The monkey has a message for them.

Up PDP !
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okeikpu: See wonders o! Monkeys now panic ova monkeys.... Eboekiti things xD

Mr. Okeikpu

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 4:33pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okeikpu: See wonders o! Monkeys now panic ova monkeys.... Eboekiti things xD


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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 4:35pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okijajuju1:



Ehen?!!



Wetin do the Question?!

Dem ask you the same thing for common entrance?! grin
u neva told me u were preparing for common entrance...it aint too late tho.wil help u get past questions since you nid it
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okeikpu(m): 4:37pm On Aug 18, 2014
okparaugo:

Mr. Okeikpu
O nnam!! O gini n'ada?
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 4:38pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okeikpu: See wonders o! Monkeys now panic ova monkeys.... Eboekiti things xD
look who is talking...bro abeg go look mirror to identify d real monkey...
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 4:38pm On Aug 18, 2014
emeralddayo: u neva told me u were preparing for common entrance...it aint too late tho.wil help u get past questions since you nid it



Lekwa nu problem o!!





How did you read my comment and deduce that I am preparing for Common Entrance?! grin

I hope say the money wey your parents don invest for your school fees no go end up as wrong investment o!! grin Because this your reasoning get as e be.. grin



#One Nigeria.. grin
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Donkunxex(m): 4:41pm On Aug 18, 2014
na ordinary monkey...
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by lawrenceunaa: 4:42pm On Aug 18, 2014
The one that got me laughing was the part of 'they have attempted severally to arrest it' i was like arrest a monkey? Shoot the dam thing down. Nigerian police after arresting the monkey fit take bribe from the animal.
LAST BULLET: that monkey is a human(witch/wizard) robbing the community due to panicks over adEBOLA

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 4:44pm On Aug 18, 2014
Okijajuju1: When was the last time any good news came out of Ekiti State?! angry








angry
omg! This retar~d again?
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2014
cr7lomo:

Of cos , that's d white mans plan . That's y dey injected those animals in d name of wild life tv but not knowing they are CIA agents

Knowing Nairaland, you might actually be serious. Did you say the monkey is a CIA agent??

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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by soulglo: 4:46pm On Aug 18, 2014
Tolexander: appealing to the government to help the NSCDC in killing a monkey?

Dem no get odetode(hunters)?

Why should the monkey be killed at all

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