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I hope it's not one of these silly, back-to-school movies.

Eko o'ni baje o! And they say Rochas is owing?

MOBJECTIVE: hmm, vocal cord procedure

I guess she wanted to sound like a baby. Vanity.

Jibwillz: Suddenly every1 loves joan rivers now... Hypocrites 😞😞😞

Not everyone. I don't know her till I read this post. And I don't think I would have enjoyed her show if I knew her.

homesteady: Just go to linda blog, you'll see some girls insulting her

OK. Until the insult reach nairaland, it is still an 'outsult'.

Nice outfit. I love blue.

One shouldn't think one's condition is worse. Thank God the way you are.

She's right.
Guys should take it easy. Slow and steady wins the race.

Crocz: Lolz...that's a coincidence

OK o!

Mine was Wole Soyinka.
I read novels so much. I often sandwiched novels between exercise books and pretend to write while actually reading. I was also an editor of the school magazine.

Crocz: Kiss: Romanciella
Slap1: MrCork
Slap2: MrCork
Slap3: MrCork
Slap4: MrCork
Slap5: MrCork
Slap6: MrCork
Slap7: MrCork
Slap8: MrCork
Slap9: MrCork
Slap10: pending for MrCork

Can I do that?

Who mentioned me?

She's pregnant already. Belated question. Amaka Igwe lived up to 51 and achieved so much. Just be close to God and your doctors/drugs.

Never heard the criticism. PR stunt, maybe.

pDude:

Nigeria's economy and services baffles the hell out of me.

The services suck, the economy is comatose, everything is jaga jaga and most products are substandard. Yet everything is so damn expensive. WHY?

A normal hotel in California with all the normal services is so cheap that ordinary people can afford to spend a night or two in them.

Yet in Nigeria where the hotels are dirty, NEPA taking light anyhow, tiny food portions which are sometimes tasteless, and hotel staff who steal your things; things are so fvcking expensive.

Biko, what type of economy is Nigeria operating in? That is the kind of economy that will sooner crumble upon itself.

The people are so poor, yet the services are so expensive. It baffles me

Haha

plaetton: No sir, not at all.

But Jonathan's case is different because he inherited a house that house that has already fallen. He just lacks the courage and vision to begin a new foundation.

On the other hand , former President Kufour of Ghana had laid a solid foundation to propel Ghana into greatness, only to be sabotaged by this bungling, theifing donkey called Mahama or whatever they call him.
A tragedy of betrayed trust.

Good. I get the premise of your argument.

Okijajuju1: So... Basically, If Nigeria can just get 1 Ebola patient inside that ship, it becomes useless..



#TeamBiologicalWeapon..

Why Nigeria? Why not Liberia? We don't export ebola. And I doubt anyone would get close to that ship anyhow.

I get your humour though.

Always battle ready. Troublesome country.

Sadly, this doesn't stop Nigerians from salivating about Ghana.

plaetton: Why would it not crash?

They sheepishly elected a certified m.o.ro.n to run the affairs of that resource rich country.

It's all about leadership and vision .

And your own Jonathan is better?

Rich people love their toys.

Alvan Iloku College of Education

How will you hunt them if they live at Ohanku, Obohia, Ngwa Road, Uratta, Port-Harcourt Road, etc? There are literally no roads to these places. I won't be surprised if they start arresting any sickly person. In Aba, anything goes.

Clueless Governor T.A Orji : leading in ghost mode since 1999

iwonbaoko: That is the consolation of men who can not get women

Aka ochie!
Talking from experience, aren't you?

pcguru1: Wow if I didn't know any better I'd assume you knew the lady in person. Maybe her fiancée died and she couldn't move on, maybe she's SS, maybe her boyfriends cheated on her. But somehow the playing hard to get seems to be your fav answer

And don't forget I started with MAYBE. Just plain deductive reasoning.

we
shall, without further recourse to
the concerned publishers,
promptly embark on appropriate
legal machinery

Which one is to embark ON legal machinery again? Lol. Lawyers and big, meaningless, merry-go-round grammar!
Pastor Chris should keep quiet joor. The more he talks, the more he fuels the media's affinity for gossip and ameboism.
Fortunately Every Nairaland member is
solely responsible for anything that he/
she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

Elantracey: yes I did and am not taking it back .

Maybe in her younger days she thought she was too good for the men she met and hence played 'hard to get'. Tick-tock tick-tock, 42 years don show and desperation sets in.
That said, no one deserves to be treated like that. I hope she gets an honest man.

3cycle: I don hang boot since yesterday

Hahahahahahahaha! Na small matter. Ask Paul Scholes and Jens Lehman. Any boot can be unhung.

rozzay: No no no! Mbanu I can't bliv dis, isn't dat u on ur profile. 3cycle its unbelievable wat guy would ignore a damsel like u. I don vex(shakes braid ina kolomental style). Oya mention dier names for me*brings out my koboko*

Were nwayo jor! Iga egbu mmadu?

3cycle: You can say that again.
He told me to try someone else, how can I when he killed the energy in me with his response

Eiyaah. Nwanyi oma!

Don't understand what this ridiculous topic is doing on the front page.

8. Abu Shekau
Location: Sambisa Forest
Since over two years, the Nigerian Army has tried in vain to capture this man. Even the American soldiers couldn't get him. A certain Marilyn Ogah said he has been captured and even killed. We believe she lied.
Shekau is probably worth thousands of dollars. He is yours (or you will be his) for the taking.