₦airaland Forum

Gboliwe: Say something smarter.

With every breath you breathe, you get older. I am surprised you haven't figured that out already.

@topic, if the president with massive challenges still find time to read a book, I wonder why I keep deceiving myself I don't have the time to finish an ordinary 200pgd novel in 3days.

I guess I'm not the only one who needs to get smarter.

Like how many inches do you have when it's erect?

"We are not conceding any
portion of this country to any
terrorist group," defence
spokesman Chris Olukolade said.

You already have, bro. At least Boko Haram have ownership of Sambisa Forest (and counting).

That first pics is unpresident-like, though. Looks like he accompanied someone to the bank and is passing time with the book.

I know that book. The name is "How to Stop Boko Haram."
Nice attire, by the way. However, this man appears to be getting older with every bomb explosion.

I'm crazy about guitars. But unfortunately, I can't play it...yet.

Bimpe29: May Allah forgive his sins & shower mercy on his soul.

Are you kidding me?

I love this. Maybe I should take my talent more seriously.

fckmn24seg: Lie, no be man? Are u telling me u have feelings for those sarewa babes

That's for you to worry about... all men are not the same.

LaurelP: Are u related to Patrick Obahiagbon?
Just wondering!

Are you quoting your other username? Just wondering, cos there is nothing Obahiagbonesque in that post.

Gclan: I hope and pray he will use the gain for a just cause

...and not sponsor terrorism.

"We have captured Boko Haram's chief butcher." -- Nigerian Police

I saw nothing like that... I'm using the weekly BB plan and it goes like a bird, YouTube and all.

OohMpa: [color=#808000]*checks dp*

Guilty of what? with these your böobs wey dey use iron press [/color]

I checked her pics...bo0'bs are just fine.

Hehe. They must be Chelsea Brazil fans.

OK...how about any woman?

Na wa o!

ChristineC: Hmmm she made her decision. I was only joking

And you think I was being serious?

ChristineC: So Uche Jumbo gave all that flesh to a non-Nigerian

That's unpatriotic.

I dey feel Segun Eye-rinze and hubby. I love them dark/chocolatey!

tunnex190: e get any airtel BB plan wey no dey work on android? Mofos!

Does it work on PCs too?

udemzyudex: only for BB

I think every Airtel data plan for Blackberry works for Android phones.

I believe it's a superstitious and cultural thing. Personally, I don't care about it.

FUMBEADS2: I am a graduate of Agric Econs and Ext from LAUTECH...based in Ibadan

Why not start with a private school?

11. He may not really exist.

Safe journey, bro! Enjoy free food and accommodation.

I'm impressed!

Herrmes: If Sanchez was a major factor at Barcelona he never would have been sold to Arsenal, who was talking about Torres? Idc about Torres, like I said Sanchez is disposable, and never proved himself at barca, so its safe to say he flopped

According to your logic, Neymar is a bigger flop than Sanchez.

Herrmes: I couldn't care less, my team is better than yours, all I'm saying is Alexis going to Arsenal Is a step back in his career like it was with Oezil. You just have to admit it, giving up Oezil was the best thing Madrid did last season, we won la Decima, now its Sanchez to the same arsenal, arsenal fans are rejoicing over a "good" player that flopped ay Barca and to think of it €40 million, Smh

Mechie onu gi there! So 21 goals for Barca is flopping? How about £50M for Fernando Torres?

The thought of Ozil feeding Sanchez with those sexy passes gives me a wet ****. Haters gonna hate!

This is awesome! Ordinarily, I would think Brazil is just another South American country with beaches and b!tches.