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 Romance › Re: "i Will Never Get Married" - Tuface Idibia by slap1(m): 6:14pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
What's the difference between him and a married man? Wedding ring. Not much, if you ask me. |
| Fashion › Re: Would You Pay N25,000 Or N40,000 For A Nigeria-branded Shoe? by slap1(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
If it's top quality (apologies to Arsene Wenger), I will. |
| Literature › Re: Chinua Achebe Tops The List Of 40 Most Powerful Celebrities In Africa by slap1(m): 5:20pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
vanunu:LOL, that cracked me up! |
| Celebrities › Re: Comic Actor Baba Suwe Arrested With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by slap1(m): 5:16pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
This must be the handiwork of his enemies, lol. |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Not Abandon Abdulmutallab - Gbenga Ashiru by slap1(m): 11:21am On Oct 13, 2011 |
We have clean, innocent Nigerians languishing in our prisons, 'awaiting trial', yet this clown has the guts to talk rot. Wow! |
| Politics › Re: Northerners Given Ultimatum To Quit Niger Delta By Militants by slap1(m): 11:15am On Oct 13, 2011 |
Red account plus Xmas time, boys are not smiling. Unfortunately, the govt is yet to pay the minimum wage, so, I say, shelve this business idea till Easther. |
| Politics › Re: Best And Worst States In Nigeria by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
Nairaland is becoming something else. . . Instead of contributing sensibly to what looks like a good thread, tribal merchants are busy doing their thing. @Topic, no state is Naija is healthy, if you ask me. |
| Politics › Re: Mutallab Pleads Guilty -- What Next For Him? by slap1(m): 5:08pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=780233.msg9324477#msg9324477 date=1318434576]Despite the quilt, he does not deserve death to me, he may come to his senses in prison and repent.[/quote]DON'T BET ON THAT, BRO! THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK THEY ARE! |
| Politics › Re: Mutallab Pleads Guilty -- What Next For Him? by slap1(m): 4:45pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
To think that this guy's parents gave him everything makes me shake my head in pity. . .what a world! |
| Politics › Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Fuel Subsidy Removal by slap1(m): 5:28pm On Oct 11, 2011 |
Patrick's words are filled with adjectives, the sense usually lies in the last, few sentences. . . Good statement, anyway. |
| Literature › Re: Adeleke Adeyemi Wins $100K (₦16m) LNG Literature Prize For 'The Missing Clock' by slap1(m): 3:33pm On Oct 11, 2011 |
Great achievement. More ink to his pen. . . Orikinla, do you also publish? |
| Education › Re: English Teachers Are Desperately Needed In China by slap1(m): 10:54am On Oct 10, 2011 |
Mr. Ola Olabiy, where you at? |
| Sports › Re: Osaze Blames TB Joshua's Prediction For Super Eagles Nations Cup Exit by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Oct 09, 2011 |
He should have blamed the type of ball they used, that would have been better than this pathetic gaffe. What was he thinking? |
| Romance › Re: Which Condom Is The Best? Married Only! by slap1(m): 7:44am On Oct 09, 2011 |
kobikwelu:Channel the money for condoms to his business? How many 40ft containers of it do you think he wants to buy? @Ileke, is that Buhari condom for real? |
| Education › A B S U Admissions List Is Out! by slap1(op): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2011*. Modified: 4:41am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Yes. Go and check for your name, it was released today. Goodluck. |
| Education › Re: Absu Admission 2011/2012 Update by slap1(m): 5:44pm On Oct 04, 2011 |
The list is out, it was pasted today. Goodluck guys! |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan: Children, Children, How Old Is Independence Today? by slap1(m): 4:51pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=772850.msg9268219#msg9268219 date=1317655739]Ok here is the correction although my English is not perfect excited as I would expect her to be : Children children, How old is Nigeria today ? or : Children, How is Nigeria independence today ?[/quote]You tried. Let me continue from where you stopped. . . ''How OLD is NIGERIA'S independence. . .'' |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Advised To Appoint Yerima As Religion Adviser by slap1(m): 2:13pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
He is a true muslim. Maybe he should be an adviser on Islamic religion. . . |
| Romance › Re: Would You Deny Your Faith Because Of Love? by slap1(m): 2:06pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
How about my family? Won't they be invited to the wedding? But if it will work out as planned. YES, I MAY! |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan: Children, Children, How Old Is Independence Today? by slap1(m): 2:00pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Um. . . I think she personified independence. If that is the case, she is correct! |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Gets Approval To Try Gbenga Daniel And Adebayo Akala by slap1(m): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Sounds good, but it will happen as soon as the goat gets a tail. |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Gets Approval To Try Gbenga Daniel And Adebayo Akala by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=773560.msg9267077#msg9267077 date=1317644110]It's simple.he should refund every single penny he stole from ogun state treasury and after that, the government can do whatever they like with him .[/quote]Refund to who? The second-choice looter? Unless the money is openly shared to the masses, it is still lost. Na d same people! |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Gets Approval To Try Gbenga Daniel And Adebayo Akala by slap1(m): 11:29am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Bad news. It will finally come to nothing. Journalists just got another activity to ease boredom. |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is Not Against Nigerian Society - Yuguda by slap1(m): 11:24am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Boko Haram are a senseless bunch of Almajiris, you could get yourself killed whether you support them or not. So, Yuguda, you are not helping your miserable life by acting their Jomo Gbomo. |
| Literature › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by slap1(m): 7:55am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Dominique, also, is good! |
| Literature › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by slap1(m): 7:48am On Oct 03, 2011 |
Myne Whiteman and Orikinla would be good for a 4-4-2, lol. I'd have volunteered, but I don't know how much time I'm expected to put in daily on the forum. . . I hope we get a great mod for this great section!Myne Whiteman and Orikinla would be good for a 4-4-2, lol. I'd have volunteered, but I don't know how much time I'm expected to put in daily on the forum. . . I hope we get a great mod for this great section! |
| Politics › Re: Delta State Renovates 10 Schools With N933.5m by slap1(m): 1:08pm On Oct 02, 2011 |
Mehn! All these 'men of God' sef! Sometimes it's difficult not to curse 'em. . . |
| Politics › Re: Delta State Renovates 10 Schools With N933.5m by slap1(m): 9:51am On Oct 02, 2011 |
Was this reply meant for this thread? redsun: |
| Politics › Re: Delta State Renovates 10 Schools With N933.5m by slap1(m): 9:28am On Oct 02, 2011 |
I think the renovation should be done before we draw our swords, he may decide to include a solar power plant for each of the schools. |
| Politics › Re: Soldiers Foil Boko Haram’s Fresh Bid To Bomb Abuja by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2011 |
Whoever planted this false story shouldn't count his chickens before they are hatched o! The day is still young, the bombs can still go off and make them look like !diots. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Sep 30, 2011 |
^^ Lol. . . Let's go, then! |
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