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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by slap1(m): 2:08pm On Sep 30, 2011
odiaero:
Spur 5: Arsenal 1 grin
Odia, I hope you are seeing my username. . . If I slap you eh. . . ?
Politics › Re: FG To Spend N30bn For New National Identity Scheme by slap1(m): 10:09am On Sep 29, 2011
Will it be enough?
Politics › Re: Top Boko Haram Leader Arrested In Maiduguri by slap1(m): 8:54am On Sep 29, 2011
I don't think it's the first time, I know nothing will come out of it. He will be eventually released, maybe as part of some irrelevant negotiation. Cry, beloved country!
Politics › Re: 'Akhwat Akwop' Asks Boko Haram Sponsors to Leave The Country by slap1(m): 8:49am On Sep 29, 2011
The name sounds Ghanaian, and I think they'll do nothing.
Romance › Re: Can Your Boyfriend Protect You In An Emergency? by slap1(m): 4:39pm On Sep 28, 2011
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9237911#msg9237911 date=1317223420]Koyoke and Jaybee will fight in my honor. tongue[/quote]Wake up, everything is possible when you're dreaming.[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9237911#msg9237911 date=1317223420]Koyoke and Jaybee will fight in my honor. tongue[/quote]Wake up, everything is possible when you're dreaming.
Romance › Re: Girl Friend Calls Wrong Person Darling by slap1(m): 4:33pm On Sep 28, 2011
Ask her who the darling was meant for, if it wasn't for you, ask her why. If you believe she's cheating, get yourself another darling.
I hate all these long distance relationships, not for me!
Romance › Re: Can Your Boyfriend Protect You In An Emergency? by slap1(m): 1:42pm On Sep 28, 2011
If I'm old enough to have a gal, I should be old enough to protect her in an EMERGENCY, but if she goes around looking for trouble, I'd be the umpire.
Politics › Re: 16 Illegal Refineries Discovered In Abia by slap1(m): 11:59am On Sep 28, 2011
homerac7:
@ slap 1,

My guy how u dey? E b like say u lay low for sometime now, abi na me just no dey see u ni? U knw say anything u talk abt Abia happenings na authentic. I dey "gbadun" u wella.

@ all,

Imho, I think d govt should develop a design model for mini refineries and make dem available to local and regulate it through DPR just like petrol stations. I don't see d big deal In retaining such monopoly when it can be commercialized and regulated.
Bro, I've been around o, school work's taking my time. But I'm a bit free now -- I have just four papers to write now and there's the warning strike -- so I can afford to post comments. Thanks for your concern.
Politics › Re: Fashola Donates Flat To Widow Of Lastma Victim by slap1(m): 7:30am On Sep 28, 2011
Naija di egwu o! Very soon, traffic warders and civil defence will start killing people, too.
Fashola, you did well. Kudos!
Celebrities › Re: Why Am Yet To Get Married - Olisa Adibua by slap1(m): 7:27am On Sep 28, 2011
Now that's the busiest guy in Nigeria! Clap for yourself, bro! You got no shame!
Celebrities › Re: New Pictures Of MGBN Sylvia Nduka (Take 2) by slap1(m): 7:17am On Sep 28, 2011
The lady is wow! Those legs, those eyes, that shape, that colour, those. . .hmmm! God is good o!
Very soon a greedy footballer will take her down the aisle.
Crime › Re: 3 Young Girls Kidnapped In Church (Owerri) by slap1(m): 11:40pm On Sep 27, 2011
Speechless. . .what can I say?
Romance › Re: Discussing Your Relationship With Third Parties by slap1(m): 6:21pm On Sep 27, 2011
It depends on the third party, and how comfortable you are about what you're telling them. I'm the type that people always approach with such issues. . . I see nothing wrong with that, provided I feel I'm talking to the right person.
However, if my partner does that, I may not be happy, depending on who she told. . .but I'd rather I don't find out.
Politics › Re: 16 Illegal Refineries Discovered In Abia by slap1(m): 11:44am On Sep 27, 2011
I'm suprized the illegal refineries are just being 'discovered', they've been there for a long while. At Ugwuati (Osisikankwu's place), Obowo, Owaza, etc. . . The guy's just pay a good amount of money to the soldiers on guard, then they have a field day! Who knows what went wrong. . .?
Literature › Re: Wangari Maathai - Africa's First Woman Nobel Laureate - Dies At 71 by slap1(m): 11:37am On Sep 27, 2011
RIP. . . Obama's dressing is very cool!
Crime › Re: ABSU Case: Was It A violation Or Not? by slap1(m): 6:54am On Sep 27, 2011
^^
whatever causes these multiple posts?
Crime › Re: ABSU Case: Was It A violation Or Not? by slap1(m): 6:52am On Sep 27, 2011
The funny thing is that the girls in school think the girl has been taught a lesson or two, it's cringe-worthy!
Now we didn't see when the girl arrived, we just saw the video from the action point. We didn't know how they coerced the girl to give in to their desire. If you observe the room, you will see where an electric iron was plugged. . . I won't put it past those monsters to have threatened to use it on her.
Aljharem, when you are having sex and your partner is protesting -- even if mildly -- instead of giving the usual ohs and ahs! what is it called? The funny thing is that the girls in school think the girl has been taught a lesson or two, it's cringe-worthy!
Now we didn't see when the girl arrived, we just saw the video from the action point. We didn't know how they coerced the girl to give in to their desire. If you observe the room, you will see where an electric iron was plugged. . . I won't put it past those monsters to have threatened to use it on her.
Aljharem, when you are having sex and your partner is protesting -- even if mildly -- instead of giving the usual ohs and ahs! what is it called?

The funny thing is that the girls in school think the girl has been taught a lesson or two, it's cringe-worthy!
Now we didn't see when the girl arrived, we just saw the video from the action point. We didn't know how they coerced the girl to give in to their desire. If you observe the room, you will see where an electric iron was plugged. . . I won't put it past those monsters to have threatened to use it on her.
Aljharem, when you are having sex and your partner is protesting -- even if mildly -- instead of giving the usual ohs and ahs! what is it called? The funny thing is that the girls in school think the girl has been taught a lesson or two, it's cringe-worthy!
Now we didn't see when the girl arrived, we just saw the video from the action point. We didn't know how they coerced the girl to give in to their desire. If you observe the room, you will see where an electric iron was plugged. . . I won't put it past those monsters to have threatened to use it on her.
Aljharem, when you are having sex and your partner is protesting -- even if mildly -- instead of giving the usual ohs and ahs! what is it called?
Education › Re: Riot In Bida Poly "Missing Male Organs" by slap1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 26, 2011
What would I do without my d!ck?
Politics › Re: Abia Govt Reverses Position On Gang Rape by slap1(m): 11:10am On Sep 26, 2011
I think that the Abia State government is only just waking up, the Government House Press just left the school.
However, they had me doubting the seriousness of their decision when the photographed the hostel rooms, obviously to ascertain the room where the rA.pe took place, when it's clear from the video that the room is bigger than the hostel rooms.
Politics › Re: Policemen Involved In Money Scrambling At Tinubu’s Trial To Be Arrested by slap1(m): 9:21am On Sep 25, 2011
There's no money as far as I can see. Given the surrounding, it's even fair to conclude that the officers are after a bush meat.
Crime › Re: 2 People Have Been Arrested Over ABSU Rape Case by slap1(m): 7:34am On Sep 25, 2011
When that video circulated the first time, it was called, 'A Visit to a 2go Friend', the general story was that the girl went to have fun with a guy she 'met' on 2go, then the guy invited his other 'hungry' friends. The girl lay the foundation for her misfortune; the guys designed and finished it up. I'm glad they've been caught.
Crime › Re: 2 People Have Been Arrested Over ABSU Rape Case by slap1(m): 11:41pm On Sep 24, 2011
mikeoh:
ABSU is been control by criminals and the governor,no single student is admited on merit.admision there is so expensive frm 100,000 to 150,000 depending on d course if u dont pay it through their agent and lecturers no admision 4 u.jamb should watch out before accredition dis year.shame on ABSU HOME OF REPISTS AND KIDNAPERS
Serious? From what you just typed, it's clear that you may never get admitted to any school on merit. Get a 'brain-booster', grow up, get a life!
Crime › Re: 2 People Have Been Arrested Over ABSU Rape Case by slap1(m): 11:34pm On Sep 24, 2011
The SSS came for a guy two days ago vis a vis the case, he stays in J and J Hostel. The girl came for a guy, and he invited his friends to share the 'bounty'. Generous guy!
Romance › Re: What's The Most Important Quality? by slap1(m): 6:21pm On Sep 24, 2011
Intelligent, with a great sense of humour.
Politics › Re: 40-ft Container Of Explosives Intercepted By Customs At Lagos by slap1(m): 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2011
There's nothing to comment on.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan's Speech At The 66th Un General Assembly by slap1(m): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2011
Okwu onu, ochi eze!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Saw Jesus Christ Twice In My Bedroom - Rev. Uma Ukpai by slap1(m): 8:16am On Sep 20, 2011
Uma Ukpai is not the regular man of God we see all over the place. If he said he saw Christ, that's a matter for both of them, I wasn't privy to it.Uma Ukpai is not the regular man of God we see all over the place. If he said he saw Christ, that's a matter for both of them, I wasn't privy to it.
Politics › Re: Ex-Mend Militants Vow To Storm Borno In Search Of Boko Haram by slap1(m): 7:59am On Sep 20, 2011
Have they fixed a date yet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup: Arsenal Vs Shrewsbury Town (3 - 1) On 20th September 2011 by slap1(m): 7:53am On Sep 20, 2011
''. . . You should be excited about Oxlade-Chamberlain. . .'' *sighs* Wenger sef.
Crime › Re: The Boys In The Video Are Not ABSU Students - Governor Orji by slap1(m): 6:34am On Sep 20, 2011
I wonder why people are blaming the governor. How on earth can he know the students from that video?! Even if one of them said he's from ABSU, how can they be recognized when their faces didn't show?
But from another angle, there are some little clues in that video: the room and the student of law. It's possible to identify the room from the lodges around school, if you watch the video well. Infact, I could do that; but it's not my job. ( the room has a door net and a bit of the outside environment showed from the window).
Again, the law student mentioned having a car. How many 400L students of the law in ABSU has cars. . . ?I wonder why people are blaming the governor. How on earth can he know the students from that video?! Even if one of them said he's from ABSU, how can they be recognized when their faces didn't show?
But from another angle, there are some little clues in that video: the room and the student of law. It's possible to identify the room from the lodges around school, if you watch the video well. Infact, I could do that; but it's not my job. ( the room has a door net and a bit of the outside environment showed from the window).
Again, the law student mentioned having a car. How many 400L students of the law in ABSU has cars. . . ?
Crime › Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by slap1(m): 5:07pm On Sep 19, 2011
I'm in ABSU, and the version of this story that gained ground is a very distorted one, just like the video. The girl knew those guys very well, one of them is called Uchenna, and she had a sort of interaction with them while the thing progressed. Whoever needs the info should watch the video, use a part of the 200k to do a little work on it, then he'd have his men.
Alternatively, he can look for the girl, since her face showed in the video, and she's still alive.
. . . . He can also contact me, I can be of help, and could also use 200k. . .
Politics › Re: kkk by slap1(m): 10:25am On Sep 19, 2011
Anybody with info on this guy is not safe, both from Boko Haram and the SSS.

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