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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Arsenal Vs Leyton Orient [5 - 0] 2nd March 2011 by slap1(m): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2011
chelseabmw:
Sorry to ask which arsenal is playing? Is it same arsenal dat lost d carling cup final? Lolzzzzzzz
Lol, or the Chelsea that will fortunately play the Europa League next season?
Romance › Re: Why Do Females Receive More Phone Calls Than The Males? by slap1(m): 8:33pm On Mar 02, 2011
Depends on the gal and guy. I know I receive more calls and texts than some gals, not that it proves anything, though.
Romance › Re: Why Do Females Receive More Phone Calls Than The Males? by slap1(m): 8:28pm On Mar 02, 2011
Depends on the gal and guy. I know I receive more calls and texts than some gals, not that it proves anything, though.
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would You See As A Potential Partner by slap1(m): 8:15pm On Mar 02, 2011
Dreams From my People . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Arsenal Vs Leyton Orient [5 - 0] 2nd March 2011 by slap1(m): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2011
I just pray The Gunners come out victorious, by hook or crook. AMEN!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shoots Wife Five Times In Atlanta, Georgia by slap1(m): 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2011
I pray the woman recovers soon enough and the actual cause of the problem is looked into. However, I'm 100 per cent sure that this wouldn't have happened if they were in Nigeria. Goodluck to predator and prey.
Education › Re: Jamb Issued New Rule For This Year Utme by slap1(m): 2:01pm On Mar 02, 2011
Part of the problem we face in this country is trying to balance before sitting, which always sees us breaking our precious waist bone. What goal is this particular rule out to achieve? To curb exam malpractise? To give admissions to deserving candidates? Tell me. And didn't they say this UTME thing is to be taken once in two years? So many unanswered questions dot the past and present, yet we happily ignore them, gleefully gunning into the future, into the void created by the unanswered questions of the past. Even so, we never learn our lessons.
Politics › Re: Damn! Compass Newspaper Fails To Pay Hosting Fees by slap1(m): 8:35am On Mar 02, 2011
Lol, what is Gbenga Daniel waiting for?
Politics › Re: I’ll Expose Senators’ Jumbo Pay – Akunyili ! by slap1(m): 8:29am On Mar 02, 2011
Say what you will do for your people and shut up, don't talk your votes away with potentially dangerous promises.
Politics › Re: April Polls: Acn, Cpc, Anpp Plan To Stop Pdp by slap1(m): 8:19am On Mar 02, 2011
The big-wigs of the small parties will always plan to stop the PDP, but the real power of execution lies with the hungry electorates who will readily sell their votes to the highest bidder -- the PDP -- when the time comes.
Politics › Re: Bode George, God, And A Priest By Okey Ndibe by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Mar 01, 2011
joeyfire:
@Slap1 - are you an ikenga?
Yes, are you?
Politics › Re: Bode George, God, And A Priest By Okey Ndibe by slap1(m): 4:18pm On Mar 01, 2011
Nice write-up, Mr. Okey Ndibe. Bode George is an arrogant and shameless man, totally blind to his limits and powers. But greater blame should be apportioned to the people that gave him that undeserved ( though not unexpected) welcome. Sadly, since morality has been kept in abeyance and the people roam the streets on empty stomach, things like this are to be expected.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Advocates The Transfer Of Performing Govs To Other States by slap1(m): 12:44pm On Mar 01, 2011
This has to be the most unworkable piece of political suggestion I've heard since I was born. Totally unrealistic. OBJ must be seeing himself as more important than he actually is to come out now and then with some ill-conceived 'words of wisdom' and expect us to take him seriously.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by slap1(m): 7:29am On Mar 01, 2011
Again, I need the phone's security code (as I bought it off a dude and forgot to ask of it), will it change to the default 12345 if I format it? If so, how can I do it? Thanks.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by slap1(m): 7:20am On Mar 01, 2011
Ok. Tot as much. Will do, thanks.
Romance › Re: What If The Love Calculator Say So? by slap1(m): 3:11pm On Feb 28, 2011
Type ur name and Genevieve, Omotala or Hale Berry's, if the love calc says u guys are game, then get ready to marry a celeb.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can A Man Do To Prove To You He Loves You? by slap1(m): 3:06pm On Feb 28, 2011
I think if you make yourself her house-boy, then, case closed!
Romance › Re: Your First Love May Not Be Your True Love. by slap1(m): 2:58pm On Feb 28, 2011
Kenistry:
iz dere really anytin called true luv? d last tym i check it doesnt exist, luv iz just a decision
Grow up.
Politics › Re: ` I Have Graduated From The University Of Life, Says Bode George by slap1(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2011
It's just shameful how criminals and deviants are celebrated in this country.
Politics › Re: Nu by slap1(m): 9:56am On Feb 27, 2011
Comedy infinito.
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by slap1(m): 6:07am On Feb 27, 2011
Please help me out, peepz. My Nokia E51, when I add new songs, the songs won't come out in the phone's music player, or it says 'cannot play media clip'. When I go to update the music library, it does that till infinity. Again, when I download songs, it says the file is corrupt. Finally, how can I format the phone (I don't have the security code).
Family › Re: Missing 10 Month Old Enioluwa Odegbaike by slap1(m): 4:42am On Feb 22, 2011
Did you see that smile? . . . God, I hope they find him.
Celebrities › Re: ''Apple Billionaire Steve Jobs Has Just Six Weeks To Live'' by slap1(m): 5:08am On Feb 19, 2011
ifyalways:
Ol'boy,which levels?The man is still alive.
I know. Just felt like what's the big deal? We all have to kick some buckets sooner or later. Wishing him the best, though.
Celebrities › Re: ''Apple Billionaire Steve Jobs Has Just Six Weeks To Live'' by slap1(m): 6:02pm On Feb 18, 2011
rip.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 5:11am On Feb 17, 2011
ola olabiy:
Hmmmmm.
Interesting.

From the little effort I have made so far, it seems 'pregnant for' is the best example of Nigerianism. I am still working on this. So, nothing scientific yet.


*I will be back*. Time for Aaaaaaaaarsenallllllllllllllllllllll! smiley
Time well spent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Barcelona On Wednesday 16th February 2011 (2 - 1!) by slap1(m): 12:45pm On Feb 15, 2011
Go Gunners! We can do it, we will do it!
Celebrities › Re: ~Super Diva Omotola Jolade Ekeinde At The Grammys 2011~ by slap1(m): 12:28pm On Feb 15, 2011
Her backside be like side-stool.
Politics › Re: PDP brought bombing, kidnapping to Nigeria- Fashola by slap1(m): 1:38am On Feb 13, 2011
The crises in Egypt is a good economic opportunity for you? What a morbid thing to say! What balm to the millions of frayed Egyptian nerves!
Romance › Re: What Are The Advantage And Disadvantages Of Arranged Marriage? by slap1(m): 3:40pm On Feb 01, 2011
The advantage is that you end up getting married; the disadvantage is that you don't know what/ who you are marrying, which makes the whole arrangement a huge joke.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 6:36pm On Jan 29, 2011
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=519155.msg7580241#msg7580241 date=1295662822]*swooning*Aww, my heathrob, the only one whom my heart beats for, i know time is of the essence, but do you have to go, especially now that i just found you cry kiss kiss kiss

*looking around* Is he gone, good riddance, mschewww, now where is that gorgeous wondrous Mai Suya jare kiss[/quote]I've learnt to read your posts from the last words to the first. That way, I get to read the 'nonsense' before the 'sense'.

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