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Crime › Re: Robbers Bomb Bank With Dynamite In Lagos: Police Is Worried About Their Safety by slap1(m): 10:34am On Jan 25, 2011
Amateur, nocturnal things. Professional bank robbers go for it in day light and usually number about ten. You came at night, had bombs, numbered more than the congregation of some pentecostal churches and still left with nothing. Shame on you all.
Education › Re: Latest On Absu by slap1(m): 5:47am On Jan 25, 2011
Ok, registrations are yet to commence fully. Infact, no registration is going on now, you only have to pay the acceptance fee of N10,000 (plus N300 bank commission) and wait for the new session in April. Goodluck.
Education › Re: Latest On Absu by slap1(m): 6:44pm On Jan 21, 2011
chris juni:
plz has new student start paying their feee if you have any info plz inform me.nt close you know so nid info badly
The new students have started their registration but I heard they were told not to pay the tuition fee till around April, when the new fee will be introduced. By God's grace, I will make more info available to you guys on Monday. Good luck.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 6:17pm On Jan 20, 2011
I had the title of A.E Houseman's poem, 'Is My Team Ploughing?', in mind when I clicked on this priceless thread. Now, l have no doubt because, yeah, my team is ploughing, as always. It's a pity that I now have to squeeze real hard for the minutest drop of time. Keep the thread kicking, my good people.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hon. Obahiagbon After Losing The Acn Primaries: by slap1(m): 4:30pm On Jan 20, 2011
I think I'd also choose a more familiar 'owambe-ing' to a ridiculous and frivolous sounding 'legislative quomodo dicis'. WTF?
Politics › Re: Kudos To Ibb For Congratulating Jonathan! by slap1(m): 11:48am On Jan 15, 2011
Beware of a reconciled enemy! GEJ, watch your back . . . and front.
Celebrities › Re: Michael Ezuruonnye, Wife After 2 Months Of Marriage~very Big?! by slap1(m): 1:42pm On Jan 14, 2011
Studio CFR:
So dat short man mike even get eyes for better thing?

See the kind correct babe the Short Ibo boy go hijack

The girl wouldnt have married him if no be sey the short mike is an actor and a glo amb.


Mtchew
Dude go mind your studio and let the couple be.
Politics › Re: No More Mobile Police For Banks by slap1(m): 11:35am On Jan 14, 2011
What is that dunce of an IG doing about the now upgraded forty naira police check-points, or the fact that his men are doing the direct opposite of saving lives. Some decisions leaves one wondering if God discriminated when he was giving out brains to some of us.
Politics › Re: No More Mobile Police For Banks by slap1(m): 8:21am On Jan 14, 2011
This means more clueless police goats on the streets and more innocent Nigerian lives at risk.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 8:08am On Jan 14, 2011
philip0906:
c as everyone is ecstatic b'cos jonathan won.like jonathan is some promised saviour who'm we've never seen and experieanced his leadership,i thought he is d present president? undecided
I would have voted for you yesterday but I didn't see your name.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 7:20am On Jan 14, 2011
Nsiman:
Atiku will surely return to ACN
And I'll consider ACN worse than PDP if it accepts him.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 7:02am On Jan 14, 2011
Jonah has swallowed the fish, lol. Atiku ti ku ti ku ti ku ti ku ti ku ti ku ti ku ti ku . . .
Politics › Re: Obahiagbon (mr. Grammer) Loses Acn Primary by slap1(m): 5:53am On Jan 14, 2011
What a way to end his legislative gabandoism.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 5:45am On Jan 14, 2011
God let Atiku win o! If not he'll make this country 'ungovernable', I no want trouble o!
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 5:38am On Jan 14, 2011
Atiku, shey u be fine boy?
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 9:52pm On Jan 13, 2011
Atiku would give everything for a second chance. He must have realized belatedly that his speech was just ideal for the National Union of Road Transport Workers, NURTW, convention, not a presidential convention.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Live Report by slap1(m): 5:32pm On Jan 13, 2011
lwise:
let someone else continue with the update,I will soon signout for the day.
You dey work morning shift for cyber cafe?
Politics › Re: Obahiagbon (mr. Grammer) Loses Acn Primary by slap1(m): 5:26pm On Jan 13, 2011
Can't wait to read his post-primaries interview. Gotta be something else!
Fashion › Re: White Pants Vs Colour Pants by slap1(m): 2:09pm On Jan 13, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=584887.msg7522611#msg7522611 date=1294923031]well accordin to Daily Times news paper(12 dec 2001, page 5), IBO women never were pant!!

true story wink
[/quote]Bush man!
Celebrities › Re: Michael Ezuruonnye, Wife After 2 Months Of Marriage~very Big?! by slap1(m): 1:56pm On Jan 13, 2011
Asa nwa!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Outbids Atiku ! by slap1(m): 1:46pm On Jan 13, 2011
Crappy, silly, moronic, senile, puerile, specious, mendacious piece of story. Sahara Deserters, how much lower do you all intend to go?
Politics › Re: Money Laundering: Us Moves To Prosecute Atiku by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Jan 13, 2011
blacksta:
A case of Dog eat dog

Obama is now gej's dog.  How much free oil r they getting while they at it they should also help us look into the case of money laundering by dame patience since efcc have failed Nigerians
see this: nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-515027.0.html
Politics › Re: Is Obama Jonathan's Running Mate? by slap1(m): 1:10pm On Jan 13, 2011
Yes, Obama is GEJ's running-mate. This banner can not be directly linked to GEJ, unlike Atiku's epic gaffe about IBB being the leader of the North. Now which, between these two cases, shows more aridity of ideas?
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 5:30pm On Jan 12, 2011
^^ Noted, thanks. @Busy body, I think Odunnu used pidgin, not Standard English.
Politics › Re: Pdp Chairman Nwodo Removed by slap1(m): 4:05pm On Jan 12, 2011
The timing is suspicious.
Politics › Re: Babangida Is The Leader Of The North - Atiku by slap1(m): 3:34pm On Jan 12, 2011
The guy that sponsored the first parcel bomb death in Nigeria is the leader of the north . . . no wonder . . .
Crime › Re: Mr. Nigeria 2010 Robbed And Shot Seven Times. by slap1(m): 3:22pm On Jan 12, 2011
Seven times!? On which part of the body? Oh boy! See Steven Biko!
Politics › Re: Gays Pledge Support For Atiku by slap1(m): 4:47am On Jan 12, 2011
The next batch of supporters will be the lesbians, Boko 'Haramites', National Kidnappers Forum, Adamawa Cattle Rearers Association, etc.
Politics › Re: Atiku Has Just A 'diploma In Hygiene'? by slap1(m): 6:40pm On Jan 11, 2011
Educational qualification(s) is not a prerequisite for being the president of a country, but with a diploma in health, Atiku should be a clerk in Adamawa State Ministry of Health.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 5:31pm On Jan 11, 2011
^^ Yeah, your friend is right. You may also use 'let alone . . .'.
Romance › Re: What Are The Sweet Words That All Girls Like To Hear? by slap1(m): 4:22pm On Jan 11, 2011
I wan marry you.

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