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Health › Re: Lagos Doctors Suspend Strike by slap1(m): 1:41pm On Mar 27, 2011
Does this mean that they decided to pick up their tools because of Tinubu's intervention, not because of the mounting number of the dead? Hippocrates must be turning in his grave. Shame on them!
Politics › Re: A Revolution In The Making Buhari Bakare (Tears Of Joy) by slap1(m): 11:45pm On Mar 26, 2011
malali:
I made a few phone calls this morning
everybody is voting BB
SOME PEOPLE COULD NOT REALLY VOICE IT OUT AS GEJ IS THEIR OGA NOW

but after little poking they said thank God for secret ballot, na BB dem go vote

everyone is tired of this PDP arrant nonsense increasing everyday

we have nothing against GEJ by the way, he is a good captain of the wrong ship!!!!!!!!!!
Your definition of 'everybody' must be very shallow. And how many people did you call? I'm for whoever will move this country forward, but Buhari, sadly, will not win the election.
Politics › Re: My Ordeal In The Hands Of Rochas Thugs(austyn Madu, Editor, Nigerian Horn) by slap1(m): 7:07pm On Mar 24, 2011
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ohakim must really be getting jittery because I can't see any other reason why he should employ the services of this SSCE holder to come and villify Owelle Rochas Anayochukwu Okorocha with that specious gibberish of an article. Ohakim is a loser, just like the 'editor' of that eight-paged, state-sponsored, government-house newspaper, The Horn. Bunch of losers, Imo State can do without you! What the heck is "Alumaco" window?
Politics › Re: We Do Not Endorse Jonathan – Okada Owners by slap1(m): 6:47pm On Mar 24, 2011
odiaero:
Nigeria always at it, @ Slap1, u need one slap now? grin
My guy, longest time. Enjoy!
Sports › Re: Bbc News : Etuhu Jailed 8 Months For Assault by slap1(m): 6:32pm On Mar 24, 2011
Why isn't anybody screaming "bad journalism!"? Yeah, the story is from the BBC, not The Sun! This is a wack, unbalanced, one-sided reporting. The journalist should have gotten statements from Etuhu and the white bloke to get us into what happened. I believe the guy must have been defending himself, because he's not mad to start beating up people like that. And I also believe this was his first 'major' crime, if not, we would have read the whole history. Etuhu, thanks for defending yourself, you could have been another wasted talent, a la our own Bawomolo.
Politics › Re: We Do Not Endorse Jonathan – Okada Owners by slap1(m): 4:14pm On Mar 24, 2011
and therefore urged the president, security agencies and government officials to stop dealing with them in any transaction concerning the association.
Now this is the bone of contention. It is not that GEJ is not good enough to be president, the okada riders want a piece of the national cake before they can endorse him, just like when the witches and wizards endorsed Atiku. Shame on them!
Politics › Re: Buhari, Ribadu, Shekarau Pull Out Of BON Debate by slap1(m): 3:52pm On Mar 24, 2011
I even find it amusing that Ribadu and Buhari, who should have jumped at this opportunity -- if only to prove to the world that they took crack before the previous debate -- to save face, opted out with Shekarau, who proved his brilliance. Shekarau is better off, in the long run. He is intelligent but has slim chances of realizing his dreams. Ribadu and Buhari are dumb with dumber possibilities of becoming even the governor of their states.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Ribadu, Shekarau Pull Out Of BON Debate by slap1(m): 3:34pm On Mar 24, 2011
So the opposition parties in Nigeria can actually unite like this? Why can't they choose the best man among them and support him since they're all for a good Nigeria, and not for treasury looting?
Celebrities › Re: Cd John Is Dead - Light A Candle by slap1(m): 3:22pm On Mar 24, 2011
lovely123:
He died the same way Dagrin died, This is what am saying,,If you think you can do Juju to become famous,,At the end of the day you will die, Yes Death will be your Portion, I do not,and i mean it never be remorseful for those who think the, y can use juju to make them an household Name,
You don't hear of occasional deaths like This in Hollywood or Bolly wood, Even if it happens,it's once in a while,like the case of Aliyah in the early 2000 and that of Elizabeth Taylor that happened yesterday, Eliz died at the ripe age of 79.
For those of you thinking of making yourselves an Household Name,and you do "jazz" as we call it, DEATH WILL ALL BE YOUR PORTION,  NONE SENSE,
All the juju in the world cannot improve your grammar, nor will it wet your arid, prosthetic, 'akamulistic' brain. End of! @Topic. Rest in peace.
Celebrities › Re: Miss Ireland Under Fire For Dating A Nigerian Brother by slap1(m): 3:10pm On Mar 24, 2011
We only have one race, and that is the human race.
I love this!
Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by slap1(m): 3:19pm On Mar 23, 2011
Firearm don abandon kitchen run. Make I find okpa carry hold belle.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji And M I Abaga At Old Age ,see Pictures by slap1(m): 2:32pm On Mar 23, 2011
My Genny looks like a minor witch, M.I looks a tight old man.
Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by slap1(m): 2:25pm On Mar 23, 2011
Good God! Nigerians are really a hungry lot. Lawdhamercy! Erm . . . can I get  agidi with a hot plate of dog-meat pepper-soup and a chilled bottle of malt? I'm not hungry o, I just want to check something.
Health › Re: Nigerian Scientist Makes New Findings On Tomato ! by slap1(m): 12:26pm On Mar 23, 2011
My Igbo brothers are making me proud. Keep it up!
Politics › Re: Teeth 4 Teeth "emma Adigwe Popularly Called D’ Lecturer" Beaten To A Pulp by slap1(m): 10:23am On Mar 23, 2011
The behaviour of the Nigerian policemen will continue to be a tough case for even the best psychologist in the world. D Lecturer, get well soon.
Politics › Re: Utomi: Jonathan Spends N100m Of Taxpayer Money Daily On Election Campaign by slap1(m): 7:47pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ok.
Politics › Re: Youth Stone Ribadu's Convoy In Zamfara by slap1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2011
BetaThings:
I am!
Politics › Re: Let’s Crash This Democracy – Pat Utomi • Nigeria Is Dying by slap1(m): 4:13pm On Mar 17, 2011
I don't think that Mr. Utomi has a good understanding of Nigeria. If he can allow himself to see beyond his eyeglass, and his economics textbooks, he'll actually see that there's no place for people like him to even become the governor of their states. As the interviewer suggested, he should try to get into the senate and help his people from there, instead of nursing this maniacal fantasy of leading a country where a good percentage of the people he hopes to lead are ignorant of his existence.
Someone should also tell Chris Okotie the same thing.
Nairaland General › Re: CPAfrica.com's Interview With Seun Osewa, Founder Of Nairaland by slap1(m): 3:43pm On Mar 17, 2011
odiaero:
Cunny man, u don see yansh now, talk wan go private, no wonder people are so,  some body finish that up
Common go rest, u think say everybody na u? woman wrapper!
Nairaland General › Re: CPAfrica.com's Interview With Seun Osewa, Founder Of Nairaland by slap1(m): 3:37pm On Mar 17, 2011
You are still a lucrative kidnap target, whether you state your worth or not. grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Finds Pop Stardom In China by slap1(m): 11:56pm On Mar 16, 2011
The guy is from Rwanda, he uses an Iraqi passport.
Celebrities › Re: Lwkmd! Mr. Ibu's Funny Look After Heavy Make-up: Is He Pretty? by slap1(m): 4:24pm On Mar 16, 2011
Segzy mama!
Politics › Re: South African Vodacom Advert,making Fun Of Naija Leaders by slap1(m): 7:54am On Mar 16, 2011
RSA:
grin grin grin

Are you gonna throw your punch now,or you want me to throw the third and the fourth? grin grin grin
You can, but you will easily run out of punches . . . you can never compare the backwardness of SA with that of Naija . . . you guys are backwardly awesome: president's wife doing it with a body guard, president having unprotected s ex with a HIV positive lady, condoms distributed in large quantity during world cup to place an embargo on your largest export good (AIDS) . . . need I mention the broad day r ap)e? The drug ring? There are African countries I dream of going to, someday, but SA is certainly NOT AMONG them!
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike's 2011 Calendar Photo Shoot by slap1(m): 12:33am On Mar 16, 2011
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Celebrities › Re: Jeta Amata Flees Nigeria For His Life by slap1(m): 3:43am On Mar 15, 2011
Where in the article was it written that he has left the country? Or is the whole story a prophesy?
Celebrities › Re: I Don't Need Juju To Suceed!-mercy Johnson by slap1(m): 3:00am On Mar 14, 2011
I'd love to see juju that is greater than that body of yours.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Group Killed A Muslim Cleric In Northeastern Nigera by slap1(m): 2:21am On Mar 14, 2011
May he find the peace he preached, amen! Why would people who dislike Western education drive an SUV, wear clothes and use guns?
Celebrities › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Presenter, Frank Edoho,breaks Up In Marriage Again by slap1(m): 5:22pm On Mar 13, 2011
Good-looking guy, phony-looking story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Man United Vs Arsenal [2 -0] On Sat 12th March 2011 by slap1(m): 12:41pm On Mar 12, 2011
[quote author=yong_noble link=topic=622003.msg7896117#msg7896117 date=1299928628]Arsenal should just lose and save her fans the trouble of hoping that they would win the FA cup cos they won't even if they beat man utd, they will still end up losing somewhere.[/quote]^^. Sharrap dia! @ Muki, obviously they're gonna rob us again, what with your listing ten Arsenal players against eleven of United's. Abeg correct the mistake 'sharperly',  or is Van Persie's CL red card relevant in the FA? (joking). GUNNERS TILL I KICK A BUCKET!
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 8:03am On Mar 12, 2011
ola olabiy:
Do I really need some time off NL? huh

I wouldn't want to do that but . .

Just[i] thinking[/i].
Depends on what you want to invest your time on. If it's worth it, why not?
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces ‘no Conditions’ Tariff Plan: Offers 25k Per Second by slap1(m): 7:30am On Mar 12, 2011
^^ . Same thing I wanted to ask. Are these plans only for glo to glo calls?
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive: Jim Iyke Arrested In Abuja Over Tinted Glasses Of His Car! by slap1(m): 12:57pm On Mar 10, 2011
Laws are made to be obeyed, so I say, let the law prevail. However, we'd all be better off if other laws are similarly enforced.

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