Romance › Re: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by slap1(m): 11:27am On Nov 20, 2010 |
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=553749.msg7181110#msg7181110 date=1290248434]Nella, We nor go see road again because you just buy new jeans?  Abeg commot that pinture jor.  [/quote]Umm . . . na she say make one jean dey your waist since 2001? |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham [ 2 - 3] On Sat 20th November 2010 by slap1(m): 9:07am On Nov 20, 2010 |
3 points for the Gunners . . . by hook or crook! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham [ 2 - 3] On Sat 20th November 2010 by slap1(m): 9:05am On Nov 20, 2010 |
manmustwac: ^^good mic test. Defoe + Van der Vart + Gareth Bale = Away win Where were they when Bolton hammer them? |
Nairaland General › Re: Were Is Mr Seun? by slap1(m): 8:55am On Nov 20, 2010 |
You and this your China Blackberry sef. |
Politics › Re: From Iran: Customs Intercept Container Of Heroin At Tin-can Port by slap1(m): 7:54am On Nov 20, 2010 |
jonathan must explain to nigerians how this country descended so low as to be in a close relationship with Iran. how on earth can nigeria decide among everyother country of this world to have romance with Iran a country under the leadership of a semi-devil. i can't place this. nigeria now plays football matches with terrorists and do drugs with terrorists and then exchange armunitions with these terrorist nation. nairalanders must start a special prayer section because if iran finally impose herself on nigeria, non of us will ever have this opportunity to type what we want and post here. iran is one of the worst countries of this world and as such does not need any close relationship with nigeria. I believe this particular post was a product of write now, think later. You can't even call a dog a proper bad name to kill it. |
Politics › Re: Policeman Killed, 15 Injured, Palace Burnt In Sallah Clash by slap1(m): 7:43am On Nov 20, 2010 |
So the police station was shut down because of a Sallah clash involving some misguided almajiris? What would they do if machine-gun-wielding dudes stormed the town? |
Politics › Re: Policeman Killed, 15 Injured, Palace Burnt In Sallah Clash by slap1(m): 7:34am On Nov 20, 2010 |
And they chose Sallah of all days to exhibit their legendary moronic attitude! |
Romance › Re: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by slap1(m): 7:28am On Nov 20, 2010 |
Odunnu is also a beauty . . . looks like my younger sister (who is coincidentally studying Acc.), which is why I'm kinda fond of her! |
Romance › Re: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by slap1(m): 7:19am On Nov 20, 2010 |
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder so I say Googles is just the way I like 'em. Naturally beautiful. . . with that fitting dimple . . . awwwww! |
Politics › Re: From Iran: Customs Intercept Container Of Heroin At Tin-can Port by slap1(m): 7:04am On Nov 20, 2010 |
It's time something serious is done about this. What do we stand to lose from severing our ties with Iran? That's what we should see to, not cancelling some obscure football match. |
Politics › Re: From Iran: Customs Intercept Container Of Heroin At Tin-can Port by slap1(m): 6:49am On Nov 20, 2010 |
alj harem: luv u too if u are female So you guys love women too, with Sharia and all that? |
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Premier League: Sharks Vs Dolphins On Saturday Nov 20 @ 4PM by slap1(m): 6:33am On Nov 20, 2010 |
becomrich4: do they show it. Do you watch it? |
Politics › Re: Top 50 Us/canada Based Nigerians! by slap1(m): 10:36pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
This list is laughable. Where is Prof Chinua Achebe, Niyi Osundare, Philip Emeagwali, Tanure Ojaide, Okey Ndibe, etc, if Chimamanda made that list? |
Politics › Re: Top 50 Us/canada Based Nigerians! by slap1(m): 10:27pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
I thought Prof. Biodun Jeyifo is with Cornell University? When did he join Harvard? PhysicsQED: Clearly "federal character" was employed in the selection of names. A rather arbitrary, strange motley of achievers, some of them at vastly different levels of achievement. But let me leave off criticizing until I make my own mark somewhere. . . + 1[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=552840.msg7178839#msg7178839 date=1290201545]Where philip Emeagwali's name ?[/quote]I doubt the authenticity of this list. |
Politics › Re: Top 50 Us/canada Based Nigerians! by slap1(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
Engr. Adesegun Becomrich repairs laptops and mobile phones in Canada. He can't make this particular list. |
Politics › Re: I Am A Victim Of June 12 -IBB Says In Exclusive Interview by slap1(m): 9:59pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
SalisuOri: only a few smart people here see that IBB is very well placed to rule nigeria now, moreso than any other candidate.
When the chips are down, people will gravitate towards true leaders who have the charisma and intelligence to lead a whole nation. In 150 days GEJ has not shown the leadership skills that are needed in Nigeria. Infact, upon realizing his faults, he has become heavy-handed to try "assert" dominance which has backfired again because you can't fake strength at a Presidential level.
As with every candidate, they have their own staunch supporters and staunch haters. It's what politics is. But the undecided voting public are looking for a real leader now, and put any candidate side by side with IBB and they won't be able to compete. Also don't forget, as head of state you will always be unpopular amongst some of your countrymen, its part of the territory. But people just because they have personal grudges against IBB that the whole nation is thinking that way. How do you mean very well-placed? Because he lives on a hill? . . . What leadership skills are required to lead Nigeria? Does IBB have the skills? |
Politics › Re: I Am A Victim Of June 12 -IBB Says In Exclusive Interview by slap1(m): 9:53pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
Hussain555: @beaf, walai u f.u.ck up! Does the word ''seductive'' necessarily has to do with intimacy? It could be used instead of enticing. Well, we get educated everyday. Do you take everything literally? |
Education › Re: Does Jamb Subtract Marks For Wrong Answers. by slap1(m): 9:29pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
Wrong thread. JAMB does nothing like that! |
Forum Games › Re: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by slap1(m): 9:26pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
livedit:
Heck no!! I'm not into triple sins, besides I have a man why would I?  So why did you click on the thread? Or did you meet your man after clicking on the thread? |
Romance › Re: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by slap1(m): 6:51pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552572.msg7177146#msg7177146 date=1290184065] lol@SLAP1, U niger dealta warrior  [/quote]lol, count me out! |
Forum Games › Re: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
190 ----- homo! No, I wunt! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dedicated 2 Onstelly: "Take Me Higher" By Asha. by slap1(m): 5:26pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
^^Ole! |
Romance › Re: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by slap1(m): 5:22pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552572.msg7177046#msg7177046 date=1290183113] SLAP1, bro, is IBO the only language u spek? gademmit!!  [/quote]Is nyansh the only thing u live for? |
Romance › Re: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by slap1(m): 4:45pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552572.msg7176196#msg7176196 date=1290176143] I thought the last babe I met waz the chooosen, until she stole my DVD. , she waz Nigerian!  [/quote]Ishi aki. |
Politics › Re: 2011 - International Community Support Gej - Blair by slap1(m): 12:59pm On Nov 18, 2010 |
Go GEJ!
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Celebrities › Re: Pictures From P Square’s 100 Million Naira Mansion. by slap1(m): 12:37pm On Nov 18, 2010 |
johnterry1: mr cork--mumu Actually, Cork is a gentleman. |
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Guests At Mike & Keke Ezuruonye’s Star-studded Wedding. Rate The Pics! by slap1(m): 12:33pm On Nov 18, 2010 |
Emeka Ike looks like Osisikankwu. Is that a suit or kaftan? |
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 10:16am On Nov 18, 2010 |
I don't think anybody is immune to the errors in English. |