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Politics › Re: Hon. Chinua Achebe And Nobel Prize Committee: The Brewing And Unending Cold War by slap1(m): 2:37pm On Nov 11, 2010
The Nobel Prize will not dignify Achebe, rather Achebe will dignify the prize.
Romance › Re: Does Love Exist Over The Net? by slap1(m): 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2010
Odunnu:
atleast you can attest to truthfulnes of my post based on my r'shp wt you
How?
Celebrities › Re: Chidi Mokeme Loses Dad: by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Nov 10, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547745.msg7108814#msg7108814 date=1289313009]is this another IBO news? do this people tink everyting is news? so wot of he looosed his father, big deal.

Must IBO people make everytin news? This is not ENUGU, this is Nairaland gademmmit! angry
[/quote][quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547745.msg7108822#msg7108822 date=1289313089]sooner or later, they will say Micheal jacksin is IBO undecided[/quote][quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547745.msg7113344#msg7113344 date=1289376725]yea, let him rest in piss angry[/quote]Mr punnany, when will you suprize me and behave well?
Romance › Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by slap1(m): 5:59pm On Nov 10, 2010
^^
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal [0 - 2] On Wednesday 11th Nomveber 2010 by slap1(m): 5:47pm On Nov 10, 2010
GP15:
draw will not be a bad result
Wat u been smoking?

Christianity Etc › Re: (PUI) - Pastor "Preaching Under Influence" Of Indian Hemp by slap1(m): 5:21pm On Nov 10, 2010
Bukittes:
Ibo man! Wetin dem no go do for moneyhuh
Kai!
You have been noticed, and it's like nobody is ready to follow your tribal lead. Cheer up.
Romance › Re: Feminsim Is The End To All Marraiges: Agree Or Disagree? by slap1(m): 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2010
[quote author=baby.me link=topic=548705.msg7115790#msg7115790 date=1289400201]Mr Cork,bro,is your womens a feminist? No offeinsse wink[/quote]CLASSIC! Cork oya answer.
Romance › Re: How Will You Feel When You Lose Your Virginity by slap1(m): 4:53pm On Nov 10, 2010
[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=548659.msg7116260#msg7116260 date=1289404152]2010 - 1993 = 17 (chinwe93) wink

Chinwe sorry but me thinks you just made a wrong choice. . .virginity is a woman's most treasured gift to one man - HER HUSBAND.


"marriage is honorable when the bed is undefiled" - Hebrew 13:4 *i dont judge you though* wink smiley[/quote]If my girl sees this and refuses to give me . . . I'll ban you. Nonsense!
Romance › Re: Does Love Exist Over The Net? by slap1(m): 4:44pm On Nov 10, 2010
Odunnu:
For me,whatever starts on the internet,ends on the internet. Doesnt go further.
Are you indirectly warning me Tkb and Ola off?
Romance › Re: Does Love Exist Over The Net? by slap1(m): 3:44pm On Nov 10, 2010
Depends on what trips you. For me, seeing is believing.
Christianity Etc › Re: (PUI) - Pastor "Preaching Under Influence" Of Indian Hemp by slap1(m): 3:24pm On Nov 10, 2010
Thanks, Seun, for modifying the front page link to the story. Whatever Ileke-Idi was smoking thinking.
Christianity Etc › Re: (PUI) - Pastor "Preaching Under Influence" Of Indian Hemp by slap1(m): 1:49pm On Nov 10, 2010
I think he sells hemp to avoid stealing God's money. He was probably coming to Lagos to sell the stuff to Nairaland's Googles.
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Nov 10, 2010
ANGELS AND DEMONS ---- Dan Brown
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal [0 - 2] On Wednesday 11th Nomveber 2010 by slap1(m): 12:39pm On Nov 10, 2010
No comment for now, abeg.
Politics › Re: Atiku Emerges As Nothern Consensus Candidate? by slap1(m): 12:37pm On Nov 10, 2010
It'd really be a pity. Atiku stands little chance of winning the primaries (free and fair or otherwise).
Jokes Etc › Re: Becomrich To Become The Politics Forum Moderator. by slap1(m): 8:25am On Nov 10, 2010
becomrich5:
ok, i remove you
I remove you, too!
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 7:19am On Nov 10, 2010
Odunnu:
The shoe is too large for me to step in
Use shoe-pad!
Politics › Re: Obiechina Dies by slap1(m): 6:20am On Nov 10, 2010
R.I.P . . . . I idolize EVERY professor of Literature or English!
Politics › Re: Chinua Achebe Receives The Gish Prize[pictures] by slap1(m): 6:17am On Nov 10, 2010
ROSSIKE:
Why do they keep insulting this man with all these parapo awards when he should be receiving the Nobel?
The Nobel Prize has not been zoned to Africa. Last year was France (I think), this year was Poland. Besides, the prize will not dignify Achebe, rather Achebe will dignify the prize.
Sports › Re: Why Are Super Falcons Only Igbos by slap1(m): 11:21am On Nov 09, 2010
ifyalways:
Ufodu oge mmadu a naghi ama ma i na anwu anuru. undecided
Yoruba girls phat,hausas in harlem and igbos tough n stubborn.clap for yaself sha.
Ify O gini kwa? Anaghim añu anwuru, biko kwa. I just said what I felt was true. Kedu ka I di?
Sports › Re: Why Are Super Falcons Only Igbos by slap1(m): 9:00am On Nov 09, 2010
[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=546401.msg7106479#msg7106479 date=1289288743]. . . Plus, Ibo gals are more manly and muscular![/quote]That, too.
Sports › Re: Who Should Be The Next Captain Of The Super Eagles? by slap1(m): 8:44am On Nov 09, 2010
Yakubu Aiyegbeni or Sani Kaita. . . . we may also consider Shittu.
Sports › Re: Who Should Be The Next Captain Of The Super Eagles? by slap1(m): 8:40am On Nov 09, 2010
Lol[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=546849.msg7100023#msg7100023 date=1289202323]Instead of Mikel to be captain, make Fifa ban eagles for 8 years.

I stand with Enyeama. Osaze na smally for the squad.[/quote]

Politics › Re: Chineloma Eleodimuo, Uniben’s First Ever Female Sug President by slap1(m): 8:36am On Nov 09, 2010
chi-chi chikito!

Politics › Re: Chineloma Eleodimuo, Uniben’s First Ever Female Sug President by slap1(m): 8:33am On Nov 09, 2010
Confirmed Nwa Afo! Nne gawa n'ihu anyi no gi na azu. . . .Onweghi ihe na eme!
Sports › Re: Why Are Super Falcons Only Igbos by slap1(m): 8:21am On Nov 09, 2010
Some Hausa girls are in Harem, the others are mostly allergic to social life. Some Yoruba girls are also in Harem, others want to be professors and the rest are too fat to play footie. They are also obedient and may decide not to play because Baba said so. Igbo girls are tough with independent mind. There are no religious restrictions on them, they can disobey their parents and play footie. They are naturally stubborn and are daily playing the role of men in the society. This is evident in the Aba women riot (1929?), and the way some Igbo women beat up their husbands.
Politics › Re: Drama As Man Attacks Obasanjo At Lagos Airport by slap1(m): 7:25am On Nov 09, 2010
According to Daily Sun, the man was beaten so hard that he collapsed twice. He was also said to have opened the door to where OBJ was seated before security pounced on him. This is a shame. Had he a gun, OBJ would have been a dead man.
Events › Re: For All Dog Lovers: Pictures From A Dog Show That Held Yesterday by slap1(m): 1:10pm On Nov 08, 2010
mukina2:
better, cuz she loves them , i don't think she'll like that kinda joke wink
What's wrong with eating dogs?
Events › Re: For All Dog Lovers: Pictures From A Dog Show That Held Yesterday by slap1(m): 1:07pm On Nov 08, 2010
Dog Show = Big Man show.
Literature › Re: Nigerian Novel Honored As Finalist In Usa Best Books Awards by slap1(m): 1:01pm On Nov 08, 2010
Congrats, Nona David!

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