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Rymzo:
I was expectin u 2 put down d one u hv sang.

Sharp guy! U wan dedicate my song to Onstelly abi? Lol, I don catch you!

Rymzo:
Anoda person's song is your favourite!

I could get a handshake for that. . . And you could stand in the witness box for your act!

^^Bush man!

Will you also ban the variants of tribe like: tryb, trybe, tr!be, trib£, trib€, tr ibe, trib e, tr1be, t ribe, etc?

I hope u buy enuf for both of us. . . where are the mods!

What is Blackberry? Is it romantic?

Odunnu has the kid started walking? I still have the oda pic(where she was sitting)  with me. Hope she's doing great!

I am a quiet guy. . .ladies take note!

Any girl that loves your money will go extra mile to get it, whether she is from Haiti, Congo or Equitorial Guinea.

I suspect Mr Jay Bee is using Mr Cork's ID. . . you don't under-estimate the mods on NL . . .

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552531.msg7161588#msg7161588 date=1290002494]freecocoa, madam i just saw your picture, u really need to feeeed  that Nyansh , 2flat (no oofeinse) [/quote]Her legs are just lovely, I like her shape. . . but those shoes . . . Err . . . does she do Kung Fu?

If you're up to 20yrs without br€asts, u don't behave like Mr Cork, MOBO444, dobodobo or 190 . . . then you're a man!

Dyt:
1st tym u mk sense 2day

Waoh! I'm flattered, thanks!

This thread should be moved to the Programming Section, your brain needs re-programming. Ya-wa-tide will be helpful.

kokoye:
dyt,

get rid of that profile picture please. it is harmful to the eyes.

what happened to the beautiful you?

Nothing wrong with the picture actually. I love gals that don't pretend!

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=552572.msg7161834#msg7161834 date=1290004941]POINTERS:



Make sure he doesn't pressure you to become intimate before you are ready.

See if you naturally remember his birthday, your anniversary, and days that are important to him

Stay away from a guy who is overly controlling

One way of finding out if he really cares for you is to listen to him when he thinks you're not listening.

Make sure you feel comfortable being yourself in front of him

Make note if you compliment him even when he knows he's not looking his best. You may even prefer the "natural" him.

Notice if you tell your friends/family how great he is and if you are excited to introduce him to them.

[s]Guys, Never ever look at the Nyansh on a first date, just glance[/s] (quick)


Hope this helps! [/quote]Are you suffering from a compulsive nyanshing disorder?

Dyt:
Since u know y u com dey ask?
Olodo

Ishi azu. Wetin concern you?

Who is posting with Mr Cork's ID?

. . .And to think that cobwebs are taking over some holes for lack of use.

Odunnu:
I can handle men and everybody is happy.
I need God's grace not to beat up a woman who's intention is to get me to bed.
Enugu has a large number of lesbians,I'm attractive,i've got a light complexioned,hairy and supple skin,l noticed that each time I wear an above the knee skirt,I attract more females than males.So I stopped wearing before I commit murder one day

Do u gots nyansh(heavy),  and can u cooook and clen?

. . . One of my fav Naija songs for that matter. Why not FREE MADNESS by Terry G.

You are dedicating someone's song to another person. Whatever happened to your brain!

Errm. . . do people kneel down to poo-poo? I think someone has used juju on the guy. R.I.P.

Is there no toilet in the hotel that he would travel oversea to shyt?

Kay177 set to marry Vivaladiva. Nairaland wedding on the way.

Include, because there is just one item. Include[b]s[/b] would be employed for a second item.

Thanks, my fellow Gunner!