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Phones › Re: We Miss You- MTN Tells Disgruntled Subscribers, Woos With N1000 Airtime by slap1(m): 4:08pm On Sep 16, 2015
I need it in data bundle.
Crime › Re: India Cops Arrest Nigerian Involved In Mango Seed Fraud by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
It's a pity.
Phones › Re: How Many Hours Do You Spend Daily Pressing Your Phone? by slap1(m): 3:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
Not sure, but I know I need to drastically reduce the time I spend on phones.
Politics › Re: Pensioners Ask CBN To Stop Osun N35bn Bailout by slap1(m): 9:46am On Sep 16, 2015
APC
Crime › Re: Taraba: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Nine In Fresh Attack by slap1(m): 9:38am On Sep 16, 2015
Body Odour and Sons Limited grin
Politics › Re: See What KAI Did To Traders At Berger by slap1(m): 9:34am On Sep 16, 2015
Their van though.
Health › Re: 16 Die, 172 Hospitalized As Cholera Hits Maiduguri Idps Camp by slap1(m): 7:59am On Sep 16, 2015
Pavore9:
One can imagine the level of hygiene there. angry
They dish food with shovels.
Politics › Re: CCB Charges Senate President Saraki Over False Declaration Of Assets by slap1(m): 7:25am On Sep 16, 2015
Because he has refused to dance to the tune of the super powers in APC. APC is just PDP 2.0.
Politics › Re: Shettima At Borno Investment Building Abuja For Inspection (Photos) by slap1(m): 11:27pm On Sep 15, 2015
And Buhari will soon share amnesty money to them. See a governor who has so many decimated structures and souls to rebuild, see how he is wasting money.

BUHARI PROBE YOUR BROTHERS OR JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THIS WHOLE PROBE THING!
Christianity Etc › Re: Calabar Pastor’s Family Lived With Python For 10 Years by slap1(m): 11:22pm On Sep 15, 2015
Innocent snake. It should have been taken to the zoo and studied. It could fetch millions for Nigeria . grin
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 10:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
“I woke up some minutes ago,” my boss said as she quickly walked back inside the house, perhaps explaining why she was still in her diaphanous night dress. I followed her, trying to avoid the faint outline of her panties and the graceful, effortless swing of her hips. She waved towards the leather chairs. “You may change the TV channel if you don’t like it. I’ll join you in a minute.” She disappeared into one of the adjoining rooms. I briefly wondered why people always said “in a minute” when they usually meant longer. CNN was showing on the TV, I left it that way.


Twenty minutes later, she came out, dressed in a black silk gown that outlined her enviable features and instantly knocked off many years from her. I joined her at the dinning for tea, after which she cleared the table and we both switched on our laptops. While we worked, I planned how I would carry out my plans. She hadn’t left the dinning when she was making the tea, or I would have quickly slipped the drug into her tea.


It was difficult to focus. Apart from the thought of carrying out my plans, there was the immediate need of keeping my body in check. The top two buttons of her gown were undone, and whenever I looked up, my eye always went there.


“Get me the blue file in that cupboard,” she said suddenly. I looked up. “Where?”


“That cupboard behind you,” she said.


“Never mind, I’ll get it myself.” She was already on her feet. She got the file and went back to her seat. After some minutes, I noticed she had stopped working and was looking at me. I didn’t want to look up to avoid meeting her gaze, but I felt sure she was looking at me, in that way the body feels the beam of the eyes.


“KC, close the laptop. I want to talk to you.” Everyone – except her – called me KC at the office, but hearing it from her felt like a compliment. She closed her laptop and pushed it slowly aside. I closed mine slowly, as though reluctantly, but I didn’t push it aside. She exhaled slowly and began her story. It was a bit about her private life, her late husband and the company, some of which I’ve already heard from the CEO. She spoke of her feeling of betrayal upon hearing the clause in the will that forbade her from taking another husband or losing her inheritance. It wasn’t only her position in the company as the CEO had told me, but also a large chunk of her husband’s properties. Her eyes became misty, her voice thick with emotions.


“I loved my husband,” she said, broken. “If there’s anything that has broken my health and always brought inexplicable tightness to my throat, it is that clause.” She shook her head sadly. “It made me feel very badly, like I was being unjustly punished.” Her voice was sounding stronger now. “It was his fault that we couldn’t have kids, we both knew that. Still I stood by him and took all the insults his people threw my way, only for him to…” she broke down in tears.


Had she been another person, I would have gone over, held her shoulders and offered comfort. But she was my boss, I felt embarrassed by her tears, as though I had walked into her unclothedness. Yet, as she sobbed and shook, I felt it would be quite ungentlemanly if I sat there and did nothing. I walked over and placed my hand lightly on her left shoulder. “I know it’s not OK. I can’t imagine the weight in your heart all these years, but just be strong, at least for yourself. No matter the seriousness of any situation, you can always make yourself laugh if you want to…” I trailed off, lost for words. Before I realized my other hand was on her right shoulder, I was already squeezing her shoulders. Suddenly, she reached up and placed her hands on mine. I stopped, frightened that I had been a little too forward and dreading the possible outcome. Then she started squeezing my hands, gently.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 1) On 15t September 2015 by slap1(m): 9:50pm On Sep 15, 2015
Juventus has not won a game in Serie A yet, City has been unbeaten in England. And they say EPL is better? Tell me something else.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 1) On 15t September 2015 by slap1(m): 9:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
So far, the club that spent less is doing fine. It's not by buying foetus for world record transfer.

Gunners for life!
Sports › Re: Ngozi Ebere Signs For Paris Saint-Germain (Photo) by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
nightmile:
She's from the South B-east , she has to cheat.
OK, if that makes you feel better.
Sports › Re: Ngozi Ebere Signs For Paris Saint-Germain (Photo) by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2015
Aunty Ngozi how can you be 24 na? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys Gulfstream Jet, Starts Luxury Airline (Photo) by slap1(m): 6:45pm On Sep 15, 2015
chipet67:
... Shut up ! Come to the farm and see winners members suffering.
You have no right to tell me to shut up. Did they complain to you that Bishop Oyedepo used their money to buy jets?
Phones › Re: Please Assist A Brother! My Infinix Joypad 8s Has A Software Issue. by slap1(m): 5:44pm On Sep 15, 2015
kle4d:
Lemme contact someone to know the best option. I'll get back to you soon.
Thanks.
It's OK, bro. Be advised that if any roadside engineer touches it, the warranty becomes void.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys Gulfstream Jet, Starts Luxury Airline (Photo) by slap1(m): 5:34pm On Sep 15, 2015
airsaylongcon:
If you don't know what a prosperity preacher is how can you categorically say he isn't one?
The meaning could be relative, that's why I used the word 'whatever', and people tend to interpret it as one who doesn't preach repentance and holiness. Be aware that there is an alter call (call to repentance) every Sunday and during midweek services. I never fancied Winners' Chapel until I went there for a reason, since then I've neither turned back nor regretted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys Gulfstream Jet, Starts Luxury Airline (Photo) by slap1(m): 3:14pm On Sep 15, 2015
Pastor Oyedepo is not a prosperity preacher, whatever that means. You people should focus on politicians who steal public funds. The church members have not complained to any of you.
Crime › Re: Ingested Cocaine Capsules Explodes Inside The Belly Of Two Nigerians by slap1(m): 3:09pm On Sep 15, 2015
Names
Politics › Re: ‘Nigeria Has No Official Religion’ - Buhari by slap1(m): 3:04pm On Sep 15, 2015
Corruption
Politics › Re: Introducing Buhari Kerosene At N50/litre by slap1(m): 3:02pm On Sep 15, 2015
If Ifeanyi Uba did something like this, some people would say he is afraid of probe. Hypocrites!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Husband Needs A Job by slap1(m): 12:13pm On Sep 15, 2015
Eiyaah...instead of nagging. God bless your beautiful heart.
Politics › Re: Customs Officers' Residential Quarters In Abuja (Photos) by slap1(m): 11:56am On Sep 15, 2015
It's not that bad. The police live in worse houses.
Politics › Re: Frustration, Anger In APC Over Buhari’s Ministerial List - Daily Independent by slap1(m): 11:42am On Sep 15, 2015
I did not support Buhari, but I believe APC should leave this man alone! He is the President of Nigeria, not the benefactor of APC. HABA!
Phones › Re: Please Assist A Brother! My Infinix Joypad 8s Has A Software Issue. by slap1(m): 11:35am On Sep 15, 2015
kle4d:
Yes....it has. It was bought November last year.
Which of the Carl Care Lagos offices will I send it to?
Anyone, I guess. I'm in Owerri, or else I would have helped you fix it or at least get a swap from Infinix. Be fast, November is almost here, the warranty will be void then and you'll be on your own.

I googled your pad a few minutes ago and realised it was the same pad I handled sometime last month. That one was power problem. I advise you to be fast so the issue won't drag till November. If the phone has no physical damage whatsoever, you could send me a PM let me help, if you have no other alternative.
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Ngozi-adichie Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by slap1(m): 11:24am On Sep 15, 2015
Happy Birthday, sister. You are a steady source of inspiration. Live long.
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Ngozi-adichie Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by slap1(m): 11:22am On Sep 15, 2015
princechurchill:
single at 38 ahhhhh thats an error according to a woman standard.....
She is married to Dr Ivara Esege. At least get enough information about someone before trying to insult them.
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Phones › Re: Please Assist A Brother! My Infinix Joypad 8s Has A Software Issue. by slap1(m): 10:37am On Sep 15, 2015
kle4d:
Bro....I was so pissed when the customer care agents at Carl Care Benin said they've never seen the phone before. They said they doubt if infinix actually made the phone. They said they've not seen any parts for the phone once! I was like WTF!!!
I couldn't force it on them at last.
Does the phone have a valid warranty? Send to Lagos, if the phone is outdated and has no parts, you should be given the option of swapping with another phone.
Technology Market › Re: USA Used Acer Aspire One @ 23K by slap1(m): 10:22am On Sep 15, 2015
Obinnau:
28k say wetin happen
I no wan talk.
Phones › Re: Please Assist A Brother! My Infinix Joypad 8s Has A Software Issue. by slap1(m): 10:14am On Sep 15, 2015
Where is your location? Take it to CarlCare Service Centre.

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