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I need it in data bundle. |
It's a pity. |
Not sure, but I know I need to drastically reduce the time I spend on phones. |
APC |
Body Odour and Sons Limited ![]() |
Their van though. |
Pavore9:They dish food with shovels. |
Because he has refused to dance to the tune of the super powers in APC. APC is just PDP 2.0. |
And Buhari will soon share amnesty money to them. See a governor who has so many decimated structures and souls to rebuild, see how he is wasting money. BUHARI PROBE YOUR BROTHERS OR JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THIS WHOLE PROBE THING! |
Innocent snake. It should have been taken to the zoo and studied. It could fetch millions for Nigeria . ![]() |
“I woke up some minutes ago,” my boss said as she quickly walked back inside the house, perhaps explaining why she was still in her diaphanous night dress. I followed her, trying to avoid the faint outline of her panties and the graceful, effortless swing of her hips. She waved towards the leather chairs. “You may change the TV channel if you don’t like it. I’ll join you in a minute.” She disappeared into one of the adjoining rooms. I briefly wondered why people always said “in a minute” when they usually meant longer. CNN was showing on the TV, I left it that way. Twenty minutes later, she came out, dressed in a black silk gown that outlined her enviable features and instantly knocked off many years from her. I joined her at the dinning for tea, after which she cleared the table and we both switched on our laptops. While we worked, I planned how I would carry out my plans. She hadn’t left the dinning when she was making the tea, or I would have quickly slipped the drug into her tea. It was difficult to focus. Apart from the thought of carrying out my plans, there was the immediate need of keeping my body in check. The top two buttons of her gown were undone, and whenever I looked up, my eye always went there. “Get me the blue file in that cupboard,” she said suddenly. I looked up. “Where?” “That cupboard behind you,” she said. “Never mind, I’ll get it myself.” She was already on her feet. She got the file and went back to her seat. After some minutes, I noticed she had stopped working and was looking at me. I didn’t want to look up to avoid meeting her gaze, but I felt sure she was looking at me, in that way the body feels the beam of the eyes. “KC, close the laptop. I want to talk to you.” Everyone – except her – called me KC at the office, but hearing it from her felt like a compliment. She closed her laptop and pushed it slowly aside. I closed mine slowly, as though reluctantly, but I didn’t push it aside. She exhaled slowly and began her story. It was a bit about her private life, her late husband and the company, some of which I’ve already heard from the CEO. She spoke of her feeling of betrayal upon hearing the clause in the will that forbade her from taking another husband or losing her inheritance. It wasn’t only her position in the company as the CEO had told me, but also a large chunk of her husband’s properties. Her eyes became misty, her voice thick with emotions. “I loved my husband,” she said, broken. “If there’s anything that has broken my health and always brought inexplicable tightness to my throat, it is that clause.” She shook her head sadly. “It made me feel very badly, like I was being unjustly punished.” Her voice was sounding stronger now. “It was his fault that we couldn’t have kids, we both knew that. Still I stood by him and took all the insults his people threw my way, only for him to…” she broke down in tears. Had she been another person, I would have gone over, held her shoulders and offered comfort. But she was my boss, I felt embarrassed by her tears, as though I had walked into her unclothedness. Yet, as she sobbed and shook, I felt it would be quite ungentlemanly if I sat there and did nothing. I walked over and placed my hand lightly on her left shoulder. “I know it’s not OK. I can’t imagine the weight in your heart all these years, but just be strong, at least for yourself. No matter the seriousness of any situation, you can always make yourself laugh if you want to…” I trailed off, lost for words. Before I realized my other hand was on her right shoulder, I was already squeezing her shoulders. Suddenly, she reached up and placed her hands on mine. I stopped, frightened that I had been a little too forward and dreading the possible outcome. Then she started squeezing my hands, gently. |
Juventus has not won a game in Serie A yet, City has been unbeaten in England. And they say EPL is better? Tell me something else. |
So far, the club that spent less is doing fine. It's not by buying foetus for world record transfer. Gunners for life! |
nightmile:OK, if that makes you feel better. |
Aunty Ngozi how can you be 24 na? ![]() |
chipet67:You have no right to tell me to shut up. Did they complain to you that Bishop Oyedepo used their money to buy jets? |
kle4d:It's OK, bro. Be advised that if any roadside engineer touches it, the warranty becomes void. |
airsaylongcon:The meaning could be relative, that's why I used the word 'whatever', and people tend to interpret it as one who doesn't preach repentance and holiness. Be aware that there is an alter call (call to repentance) every Sunday and during midweek services. I never fancied Winners' Chapel until I went there for a reason, since then I've neither turned back nor regretted. |
Pastor Oyedepo is not a prosperity preacher, whatever that means. You people should focus on politicians who steal public funds. The church members have not complained to any of you. |
Names |
Corruption |
If Ifeanyi Uba did something like this, some people would say he is afraid of probe. Hypocrites! |
Eiyaah...instead of nagging. God bless your beautiful heart. |
It's not that bad. The police live in worse houses. |
I did not support Buhari, but I believe APC should leave this man alone! He is the President of Nigeria, not the benefactor of APC. HABA! |
kle4d:Anyone, I guess. I'm in Owerri, or else I would have helped you fix it or at least get a swap from Infinix. Be fast, November is almost here, the warranty will be void then and you'll be on your own. I googled your pad a few minutes ago and realised it was the same pad I handled sometime last month. That one was power problem. I advise you to be fast so the issue won't drag till November. If the phone has no physical damage whatsoever, you could send me a PM let me help, if you have no other alternative. |
Happy Birthday, sister. You are a steady source of inspiration. Live long. |
princechurchill:She is married to Dr Ivara Esege. At least get enough information about someone before trying to insult them. |
kle4d:Does the phone have a valid warranty? Send to Lagos, if the phone is outdated and has no parts, you should be given the option of swapping with another phone. |
Obinnau:I no wan talk. |
Where is your location? Take it to CarlCare Service Centre. |
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