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Crime › Re: Driver Stole Jeep To Punish Boss by slap1(m): 10:58am On Sep 08, 2015
He's not Igbo, it's not important.
Phones › Re: Innjoo Fire Plus And Halo official discussion thread by slap1(m): 10:15am On Sep 08, 2015
daremarvell:
seen. You have been booked
How much to Owerri? Injoo Halo?
Health › Re: Man Dies After Lodging With Two Women In A Hotel In Delta by slap1(m): 9:47am On Sep 08, 2015
SovietBomber:
What most men don't know is that most of these prostitutes are not human beings, they are spirits from the water.
Some people here will tell you spirits are your imagination. They are real.
Health › Re: Man Dies After Lodging With Two Women In A Hotel In Delta by slap1(m): 9:45am On Sep 08, 2015
UnknownT:
Abeg wetin be him company name make I go submit my CV tomorrow. If them tell me no vacancy, I go show them this news say vacancy dey. RIP to the man
Hahahahaha grin
Politics › Re: Governors, Ministers Must Declare Assets – Buhari by slap1(m): 8:26am On Sep 08, 2015
Good.
I know some properties of Owelle Rochas Okorocha in Owerri. Patiently waiting.
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 8:22am On Sep 08, 2015
Mario1983:
nice write up, following
Thank you. I am not a full-time writer, so I squeeze out time to write. I will update today.
Health › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Slippers In Bauchi State (Photo, Video) by slap1(m): 8:20am On Sep 08, 2015
Babalawo power... I will never bow down.
Politics › Re: Senate Begins Probe Of Obasanjo, Yar'adua, Others Over Funds Mismanagement by slap1(m): 6:48am On Sep 08, 2015
*yawns*
Romance › Re: thanks by slap1(m): 6:44am On Sep 08, 2015
I don't like all these things...all these girls sef.
Politics › Re: APC 'll Win In Bayelsa To Enact Buhari’s Change — Sylva by slap1(m): 6:42am On Sep 08, 2015
Which change?
Crime › Re: Police Arrests Two Sisters For Kidnapping, Rescues Three Kids (photo) by slap1(m): 5:23pm On Sep 07, 2015
No name?
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Smokes Too Much by slap1(m): 9:24am On Sep 07, 2015
CaptPlanet:
Nicotine is very difficult to quit.
Yes. It creates a hunger in one that could only be quenched by more nicotine.
Politics › Re: We’ve Not Lost Hope On Chibok Girls – Presidency by slap1(m): 5:59am On Sep 07, 2015
It is better to shut up and not open old wounds.
Crime › Re: Twin Accident Killed 3 Auchi Polytechnic Student And Left 3 Severely Injured by slap1(m): 5:50am On Sep 07, 2015
Dangote... OK o.
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2015
WilliamsNedd:
Following
Btw quote me when u update slap1
OK
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 11:32pm On Sep 05, 2015
The founder of my company, Lima Pharmaceuticals, died three years ago of a kidney infection. His death was slow but certain. His marriage to my boss was childless but not loveless. He was a kind and friendly man, but the easiest way to see the bad side of him was to suggest he took another wife since the first one was childless. As the company grew, he brought in his best friend and made him the CEO while he became the director of the company and his wife the marketing manager.


One month after his burial, his will was read. According to the will, his wife would become the director of the company and would remain so unless she remarried or had a sexual relationship with any man, upon which the company would be headed by his best friend, the CEO. It was an unusual clause, but it was the dead man’s wish. From the moment the will was read, the CEO plotted towards assuming the role of the director. He had paid young men to monitor her movements with hidden cameras. He even paid heavily to monitor her when she travelled outside the country. So far, his efforts had been unrewarded. And now here was I, a young handsome man, close to her and – most importantly – with something to lose. I was clearly the ticket to his ambition. So I either do his bidding or lose my job and then go to jail.


Ify said nothing. We sat in the two-in-one settee in the living room. She was definitely thinking of something, but it was impossible to know what it was; I could only feel the comforting warmth of her body as she sat close to me. Then she took my hand and squeezed it. “There’s always a way, baby. And forget that you didn’t tell me about the CV stuff, I understand’ I’m not mad at you.”


“Thanks,” I muttered, really meaning it.


“We’re on the same side,” she said, leaving my hand and moving closer. “The best thing to do is find a way out of the mess.”


“That’s the issue, honey. I can’t seduce my boss…not in this case. That woman has been good to me. I can’t hurt her, and I can’t disappoint my family either. I don’t see another way out of this mess!” I was completely devastated. I wondered whether the job had been worth the troubles I was faced with. Different images of the CEO filled my head, a small man with an overly big ambition. An imp. The thought of sleeping with my boss and having it on camera couldn’t even materialize in my mind; I couldn’t think it.


"What do you think your CEO values so much?” Ify asked, plucking me from my thoughts.


“What?” I didn’t really understand her.


"Your CEO, what does he value so much? Do you have an idea?”


"No. Why do you ask?”


"Why do I ask? Sweetheart, he’s playing hard ball, he’s playing dirty! The only way we can fight back without hurting innocent people is to pay him in his own coin. Let’s find a way to stand between him and something he cherishes most.” As good as the idea sounded, I didn’t see how we were going to achieve it, so I kept quiet to allow her continue. “You’ve been to his house severally, right? Do you sense genuine love between him and his family?” Ify was sounding different, like those badass lawyers in John Grisham’s books.


"I don’t really get you, but hey, which man doesn’t love his family?” She wasn’t impressed by my reply. “Well, he does. He talks about them now and then. I think he met his wife in the university or so,” I added. “But what are all these questions for?”


"Let’s set him up the way he wants to set your boss up. You know the hotels and bars he frequents?”


"Yes.” I dragged the ‘yes’, not yet sure what she meant, but content to let her continue, since she seem to have an idea while I can’t even think clearly.


"Get me a list of the bars he often visits alone, or with you. We could plant beautiful and endowed girls and give them instructions. Beautiful, endowed and smart girls. Then when he gets hooked to any of them, we keep a close watch and get it on camera when they get down for real.” I didn’t like how she said get down for real, it sounded unladylike; but right now, don’t care. “It’s a long shot,” she continued, sensing I hadn’t really bought the idea, “but it could work. We have no option anyway.”


“I’ll get the list tomorrow,” I said finally.


“I’m tired. I need some sleep.”


“Me too,” she said. “Don’t worry, OK? The plan will work. You know you men are led by…” she tapped my crotch playfully and got up “…this place.”


“Shut up,” I said, laughing, something that had seemed like a luxury some minutes ago. “I’ll be with you in a minute.”


“OK,” her voice came from the bedroom, “but no show tonight, babe.”


“For your mind.”
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Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 8:18pm On Sep 05, 2015
iamehmakute:
Op we've started commenting and you've stop updating.
Maaka y?
NEPA and time have disagreed with me. But I'm working on an update now. Apologies.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh-Churchill Regrets Not Learning How To Cook With Her Step Mum by slap1(m): 6:20pm On Sep 05, 2015
OK.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Leader May Be The Least Corrupt In Africa- Washington Post by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Sep 05, 2015
Let him not make us as 'poor' as he is. He's not done much so far.
Family › Re: Woman Pronounced Dead In Edo Found Alive In Aba by slap1(m): 2:30pm On Sep 05, 2015
grin
Education › Re: See The TV Inside OAU Laboratory [photos] by slap1(m): 1:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
And they're one of the best we have. Says so much.
Crime › Re: My Fluid Is A Sacred Holy Milk - Pastor Makes Members Suck His Manhood In Church by slap1(m): 6:50am On Sep 05, 2015
Be ye not deceived...
Literature › Re: 9 Things Great Writers Do Every Day [part 1] by slap1(m): 6:15am On Sep 05, 2015
The first and last tips are really good.
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Politics › Re: Senator Shehu Sani Declares Assets, Says He's Worth #22m, Several Houses by slap1(m): 11:01pm On Sep 04, 2015
I hope he knows where his houses are.
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: This Power Generator Seller Has Started Seeing The Effect Of 'change' by slap1(m): 10:57pm On Sep 04, 2015
Some people don't even have light, but they would lie because they support APC.
Phones › Re: Best Phone To Buy With 15k Budget by slap1(m): 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2015
wildcatter23:
Good to know. I need a 7inch tablet, dual sim, 8gig rom, 1gig ram, kit kat. Good battery, quad core processor. Budget is #15000_#18000. Ur input will be really appreciated
I can get you Itel Prime for 18k. Where's your location?
Food › Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by slap1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
Some people would say you should have captured and studied the snake...probably until it eats a new born baby.
Education › Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by slap1(m): 4:04pm On Sep 04, 2015
I can't build that, but it's not something we should celebrate.
Crime › Re: 2 Nigerians Arrested Over Ice Imported In Fridges And Jackie Chan-branded DVDs by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
Obi adighi my brothers nma. grin
Education › Re: Ahmad Ibrahim-Doko, ABU Youngest Professor (photo) by slap1(m): 7:57am On Sep 04, 2015
He looks older...congrats. That's one of the things I love about the north. If it was in the east, his lecturers would witch hunt him until he's old. Even the PhD program would last ten years.
Politics › Re: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by slap1(m): 7:55am On Sep 04, 2015
The bank that never lacks parking space. grin

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