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raayah:
the country is in the U.S

Bye, enjoy, no time.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I dislike seeing peeling nail polish on people's nails, I see them as shabby and dirty. Wear it well or don't wear it at all. And whose face did she borrow?

Which foreign country? All foreign countries are not the same.

Wow! Her educational background is frightening!

#Goodluck#ProudlyFivePercent

I was scarily sick a few months ago, it was almost a 50-50 thing...

I learnt there's nothing in this life and we can't help ourselves when death comes.

I drew closer to God, and learnt there is power in His name!

I learnt to live right because my life is not truly mine.

I learnt that it's good to have a clear mind, bear no grudges against anyone (because it actually helped my prayers).

I learnt to be careful with what I eat.

I still thank God for snatching me from the hands of a possible death.

Wake up

Has Buhari distributed one bag of fertilizer since becoming the president? What has he done to (begin to) diversify our economy and boost agricultural production?

DiegoNakel:
This is a social network post , not a C.V application !!!

That's how people get used to it. I am not forming ITK, just pointing out the fact.

DiegoNakel:
Am not yet a graduate tho, am still schooling(Unilorin) but this thread has given me an idea !!!

"tho"
You should start dropping abbreviations from now.

viqueta:
Nice one OP, am sometimes guilty of Sending an empty mail with just my cv attached but I think I will have to desist from such practice

And while at it, learn to put full-stops at the end of sentences and know the difference between 'I'm' and 'am'.

You gave him block votes, deal with it.

Change your bed sheet.

On a more serious note...do you have kids? Has her boobs sagged? Has her stomach got bigger? Do you feel sexually attracted to any other woman? Does she dress like a ninja or shabbily?

Talk to her about it and engage in extended, novel foreplays and see what happens. Talk to her about it now before it gets out of hand.

If he said that, then I disagree with him.

This one na PhD thesis.

Surest way to FP is via anything snake. Even if you google a snake and say you killed it, na front page straight.

All these stories, na to become reverend father sure pass.

Now this is madness.

Stomach infrastructure

Reminds me of a drama I read in school, The Incorruptible Judge, where a guy was acting like a goat in court, as advised by the lawyer.

aieromon:
Offside goal

Wail on.

We have no other striker, so Giroud is free to misbehave, he would still play next match.

It's OK. They would soon deny it.

These tribal comments, I believe they are only for fun and we don't really hate one another this much.

kazmanbanjoko:
Make arsenal try win today oo. Abeg.

What's abeg? We're Arsenal, not Chelsea.

Mid-table Chelsea. Chai. I wish you guys well today, till we meet this weekend.

Gunners for life

Ok. Well done. What about the northerners that finance them?

His surname is suspicious. I need something like Okeke, Ndubuisi, Okonkwo, Nwachukwu, etc.

O rejie la

My favourite Mallam, why na?