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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Goes Topless For New Promo Photoshoot by slapacha: 10:33pm On Dec 17, 2016
Yarduni:
trending craze making a married woman exposing her body to the world. can this one make heaven? lipsrsealed

Who are you to ask if someone will make heaven? Be showing sanctimonious there.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Goes Topless For New Promo Photoshoot by slapacha: 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2016
Is this topless?.. this op is not serious he just made me rush to open the thread... mtcheeww una no know topless.. I trust kim

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: EFCC Boss Magu Risks Jail Term For Contempt Of Court by slapacha: 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
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Politics / Re: FACT-CHECK: Senate Confirmation: How SSS Lied Against EFCC Boss, Magu by slapacha: 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
Buharri just scammed his way into ASSOROCK for one reason .... TO CONTINUOSLY HAVE UNHINDERED ACCESS TO OUR COMMON WEALTH so as to enjoy the GOOD THINGS OF LIFE.

He has no plan for any other person nor the country. Very typical of the northern elite!

I regret campaigning blindlingly and voting for this hateful and greedy GOAT.

"Wailers" please find a place in your good hearts to forgive me cry cry

It's ok my brother! Go and sin no more!! Drink away your sins because you've towed the path of self recovery and a new WAILER is born.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Governing Council Recalls 23 Sacked Workers by slapacha: 4:29pm On Dec 17, 2016
intricate:
Dumb ass fools......... I wonder why they were recalled, they made us waste a whole year (12 months for just 1 session)

Devil has invaded that school.
Crime / Re: The Conditions Of Prison Inmates In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by slapacha: 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2016
wins18:
see my

Your what? Ur neighbour?
Politics / Re: Buhari @ 74... Drop Your Wishes by slapacha: 11:29am On Dec 17, 2016
Druppy ni...
Nairaland / General / Re: OMG! Big Snake Killed In Ago Palace Canal In Lagos by slapacha: 9:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
Sleekydee:


let's bet, Lala won't care, it will still mk FP, if it does I get to kiss u, if it doesn't. u get to smack ma groin with anything u want

Lala refused to disappoint u
Nairaland / General / Re: OMG! Big Snake Killed In Ago Palace Canal In Lagos by slapacha: 9:24pm On Dec 15, 2016
Snake thread would make it to front page as long as snake is important to Lalasticlala as breath.
Travel / Re: I Trapped A Snake With My Car Tyres by slapacha: 12:33pm On Dec 15, 2016
nextprince:


Bro, me like it. It keeps updating ur memory about the presence of the deadly reptile around us.

Another lalasticlala in the making...
Travel / Re: I Trapped A Snake With My Car Tyres by slapacha: 11:53am On Dec 15, 2016
Justnora:
what is it with nairaland and snakes?

I find it hard to figure that out too

Lalasticlala is the masterminder, he keeps indulging nairalanders to scout for snake thread by moving snake threads to front page
Travel / Re: I Trapped A Snake With My Car Tyres by slapacha: 11:45am On Dec 15, 2016
Lalasticlala this your snake thread on front page is getting boring jooor... be dynamic jare
Politics / Re: Ministry Of Budget And National Planning Press Release by slapacha: 11:07pm On Dec 09, 2016
themosthigh:


So this country have finally been taken over by beelzebul, mammon and Gogon(may he forget me)
Nigeria have become one of the staging grounds for the final invasion of heaven to conquer jehovah. We are now in league with satans top general after Lilith and have submitted our souls for onward journey to hell if jehovah wins which is almost impossible.
It is time for mankind to make a choice, either hasten the end of jehovah and joining to imprison Christ in the bottomless pit or continuing to remain slaves to jehovah elshadai, the choice is urs.


XaintJoel20:

What is this one saying

I just can't decipher what he wrote up there.

Mr? Pls what has this code u wrote up, got to do with the OP'S post? Take it easy bros

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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Budget And National Planning Press Release by slapacha: 10:51pm On Dec 09, 2016
herzern:
All I am after is dont borrow money to impoverish the life of my unborn qenerations...


Badmouth gang..
Politics / Re: N50m Disbursed To 24 Youths In Anambra (pictures) by slapacha: 10:40pm On Dec 09, 2016
izzou:


If you don't know what sarcasm is, just don't quote me abeg

U shouldn't have replied since u can't understand humor embarassed tongue

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Politics / Re: N50m Disbursed To 24 Youths In Anambra (pictures) by slapacha: 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2016
izzou:
Good development

But if you give me 5million, na 2 sure odds I dey go stake on

cool

5 million for sport bet?

If u loose the game now, we'll start seeing different stories and threads of a man who allegedly commited suicide on front page....

I pity your life

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Cancels All His Shows In December & January For Health Reasons by slapacha: 9:29am On Dec 09, 2016
ugolance:
And my question is this? How does one jumping on stage and miming his own song being played over a sound system sap his energy? Or am I the only one reading what I saw? grin

Yes! You're the only one with retardded mentality.

You're archaic and dull like buhari grin

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Crime / Re: Woman Trying To Sell Her Three Children Arrested In Enugu (Photos) by slapacha: 1:10am On Dec 09, 2016
Opakan2:
flatrons selling themselves for money since time immemorial

Chukwu Okike please help them.. heal their lands

Flattichukwudinma... NCAN

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Fashion / Re: These Slaying Ladies Took Agbada Outfit To Another Level (pics) by slapacha: 1:02am On Dec 09, 2016
lanicky:



It was a kind of cloth experiment we did in school.. He thought I'd look so small in his agbada fortunately, It fits perfectly.


If I like a particular dress, and I have enough cash on me.. I buy it without hesitation. I don't borrow. smiley

I'm willing to buy cloth and sew agbada for u as xmas gift from me ..

Send me the details of your measurement

Don't think otherwise o
Fashion / Re: These Slaying Ladies Took Agbada Outfit To Another Level (pics) by slapacha: 1:24pm On Dec 08, 2016
lanicky:
Dope!

I wore a friend's agbada last month, nd it look so perfect on me.... Can't wait to get mine smiley

Are u not the incumbent miss nairaland?

Why are you borrow wearing?

Is seun not giving u wardrobe allowance? Or u just like to borrow wear?

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Augustine Eseogene Signs With Zzini Agency Partnered With 50Cent by slapacha: 11:21am On Dec 08, 2016
AntiHater:
How many cucumber was she given to use?....

Whenever i heard the word CUCUMBER, Chidinma comes to mind.
Politics / Re: Fayose Masked, Set To Celebrate Christmas With Ekiti Kids (Pics) by slapacha: 11:10am On Dec 08, 2016
cahrym:
No be kolanut I dey see so? @ second pics

Yes, it is! But wetin your naked eyes find go there
Politics / Re: Fayose Masked, Set To Celebrate Christmas With Ekiti Kids (Pics) by slapacha: 11:07am On Dec 08, 2016
This man sha... well, he has a good sense of humour

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Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Most Visited Site In Nigeria Than Facebook.com - Alexa Ranking by slapacha: 5:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
MaziOmenuko:


MMM Nigeria, google.com.ng are all most visited sites in Nigeria other than facebook.

This thread no get bearing abeg.

It's obvious u didn't read the OP's post. Go back and read it.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Seeks Reps Intervention On EFCC's ‘Harassment’ by slapacha: 4:59pm On Dec 07, 2016
darknetcom:



she remembers you of your mother..thats why..

she remember me of mine..she has that aura..

but we shouldnt be afraid to call even our mothers out if they do wrong...

sparko1:


Firstly, its is remind not "remember"!
and no she doesn't remind of my mother! this petition over petition can be put to bed by just coming out and stating the source of her income and vola, its gone!

You are wicked. cheesy
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Seeks Reps Intervention On EFCC's ‘Harassment’ by slapacha: 4:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
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Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Most Visited Site In Nigeria Than Facebook.com - Alexa Ranking by slapacha: 3:26pm On Dec 07, 2016
smart024:
ASK ME AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT NAIRALAND SHOULD NOT JUST BE LOGGED IN ONLY VIA WEBSITE BUT AN APPLICATION...

BY THAT, IT WILL GAIN TRUE GROUNDS AND NOT THIS CHEAP PROPAGANDA...

Seconded!!

I concur.
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Most Visited Site In Nigeria Than Facebook.com - Alexa Ranking by slapacha: 3:24pm On Dec 07, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
I dont even understand the thread and topic: how is nairaland the most visited site when it is at #7? This even shows a decline as it was #5 from the rank I saw posted here few months back.

Most visited site in nigeria more than Facebook.
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Most Visited Site In Nigeria Than Facebook.com - Alexa Ranking by slapacha: 3:17pm On Dec 07, 2016
Dinocarex:
Congratulations.
To Seun, I searched for Nairaland on IG and twitter. They are not active. I will be glad to help revive Nairaland on twitter on IG with just some stipends paid. I will love to work with Nairaland in that capacity!

Help me spread this till it gets to Seun!!
God bless you all.

Mr seun come and see employable nairalander.

Bros hope you've not troll seun before ?

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