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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Birthday Wishes To Justine Skye, As She Goes Topless With Kylie by slapacha: 10:43am On Aug 25, 2016
Op who told you she is wizKid's babe... she's a model and friend to wizKid. So because wizKid wish her happy birthday she has become wizKid babe.. ahn naiJas and their mentality...

Family / Re: When A Man Forces His Wife For Sex, Is It A Rape? by slapacha: 1:33pm On Jun 24, 2016
How come this thread made it to FP.. stale
Politics / Re: Lagos Smart City Project Model by slapacha: 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2016
crownprince102 post. Omo Eko akete ilu ogbon ni mi oooo.

Long live the Yorubaland.[/quote:

No mans land? Home for all? Former capital of Nigeria? Niger Delta oil developed Lagos. Only state with an indigenous minority population?. Only state where non indigenes are 80% of her population? Only state where a non indigene like tinubu from Osun, Ambode from Ondo can become governor, the only state that could boast of 4 igbos, 2 edos in her state house. The only state with an igbo man/woman in the federal house of rep. The only state Where non indigene Ben Nwabueze was the state finance/ budget for solid 8yrs. The state where non indigenes struggles and dominate the economy. The state with the largest number of non indigenous yoruba, igbo and hausa. The state where every tribes measure shoulder to shoulder, the state with the highest number of wealthy as well as poorest population. Lagos is truely a home for all. Lagos is beautiful. All of us contributed to the fame of lagos. EKO ONI BAJE.
[quote author=wiseoneking post=46883076]

So what's all this sardonic hailing all about?.. I smell you're a wailer

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Celebrities / Re: E-money Bombarded With Careless Help Requests On Social Media (PHOTOS) by slapacha: 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2016
BlackSeptember:
E-money be wise. Nothing last forever


shrewd1:


@ur pic post, bill gates is the son of Williams bill gates senior, an attorney and a philanthropist. Not a wood cutter. take note

A Good example of Goat.. false information
Politics / Re: Dasuki Set For Supreme Court Over Fg’s Denial Of Freedom After 3 Bails by slapacha: 11:35am On Jun 17, 2016
hollyzlopez:
The plagiarize culture

We complain everyday,
We sing that same old song,
"we want change",
Many critics, writing for change,
Many literary works to give us
Satirical moments.

The same old song is odd,
And very monotonous,
Well, to be laconic,
I don't believe in verbosity either,
But I believe we are too parocailistic,
Should I say due to myopic?
Leading to the plagiarization of others
Culture.

I am not being ethnocentric,
Neither egocentric,
But I must confess it struck me
Like a charge from electric,
This is not solipsism,
Don't accuse me of treason,
Am just pragmatic.

The end will come,
And no culture will be left on the other,
Just like one stone on the other!
And I will meet my country,
In a conjugal visit,
Right between the heaven and the hell of
Her backtism,
After being found guilty before the jury.

After all this sardonic vocab!!.. what next?
Politics / Re: Niger Deltans Drag FG To Ecowas Court Over Oil Blocks Ownership by slapacha: 11:38pm On Jun 16, 2016
Angrymode:
My brethren from the great Delta region, let us conglomerate like the ants to fight this course even if it means legally or illegally.

Anyone one who can't feel our pains should tell his parents to will me their family house.

You're a leech.. Get off
Politics / Re: Don’t Bring Religious War To Southwest, Babatope Warns Aregbesola by slapacha: 12:02pm On Jun 16, 2016
aragbesola is an idiot.. a disgrace to southwest politicians
Romance / Re: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by slapacha: 7:56pm On Jun 15, 2016
philybuck:
Love forgives, since he got your pin from some1 it looks like you were just a bet and he had his way with you when you met up with him, don't flog the issue, just forget about him and move on, if you are sincere with yourself you would noticed a behavioral change after the time you guys met in person, if you really need to forget him delete his contacts and all his social media contact and avoid the temptation of checking him out on social media. you should be better over time. Enjoy
tushgirl:
I haven't slept with him

But he slept with u! grin angry
Romance / Re: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by slapacha: 7:48pm On Jun 15, 2016
tushgirl:
Good day all,
I met a guy around February,initailly someone gave him my bbm pin so we were chatting but I wasn't into him then(because I haven't seen him then),i would always ignore him or reply sometimes....i. Began to feel something for him toward April ending so the chat and calls were regular...we started dating and the relationship was going on smoothly,we met and I fell in love immediately...my feelings for him was so strong,i told him him I felt and he told me same too.

We were suppose to meet last week but he suddenly text me and told me about a meeting he was to attend so I accused him going to see other girls and not the said meeting.
I told him my mind,how I felt he is a womaniser,i said many things but I never insulted him,i later called and apologise even when I know he might have been with another girl that weekend....i have been begging this guy since Friday,he said he had heard bit he refused to ping or call me
I'm not exaggerating but I get admires everyday..i have someone seeking for my hand in marriage,a very comfortable person.

Nb:This guy don't have much,but I still don't c care.

Pls talk sense into my head,insult me,i want to forget about him totally.



Mods help a sister out


Has He bleep u? Talk true
Politics / Re: The Three Changes Nigeria Needs, By Muhammadu Buhari by slapacha: 6:29pm On Jun 15, 2016
freshdude99:

What you are asking is exactly the services I provide. Certificate wise I have a B.Tech in Entrepreneurship and practical wise, to the glory of God at least am counting almost two decades in field. I don't only provide expert services I walk the talk proud Yoruba boy.
I strongly believe Nigeria is the best place to live because of the opportunities scattered every where. Am not hungry to live in a foreign land like you and claim to have first knowledge of the street offerings. You type is exactly the reason startups fail.
Cheers

jaybee3:


So you know,
I also have an MEng in Engineering
I used to lead a team of Analysts/Senior Analysts
I do visit Nigeria as often as i can

And yes i can help you if you drop your attitude towards other ethnic groups.

Hit me up via PM

Jaybee u weldone ehn! You have been slaying everyone that comes your way with proper retort.. ahan Anti-aircraft missile, that's what you are. Shooting all their moves down like they repulsed you on an atomic level... Proud yoruba boy grin eerm...errm.. freshdude99 come and reply him ooo.. if u run ehn! I won't tell u my plan. Abi u Don Go dey beg for pm?
Politics / Re: The Three Changes Nigeria Needs, By Muhammadu Buhari by slapacha: 5:41pm On Jun 15, 2016
macuwon:
Am still trying to fault the article


Let's just say I don't enough time to read thoroughly so I pretend it's good undecided







In other news, just got a new job and left during training, they want me to sign a commitment bond, if I leave before 6months, I would pay a huge sum.

I Guess it's Npower
Celebrities / Re: Mabel Babatunde-Okungbowa: Donating My Kidney To OJB Jezreel, No Regrets by slapacha: 3:06pm On Jun 15, 2016
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Get off!!
Celebrities / Re: Mabel Babatunde-Okungbowa: Donating My Kidney To OJB Jezreel, No Regrets by slapacha: 3:04pm On Jun 15, 2016
Youngetskilz23:
that bros wey wan marry person with kidney ish. i hope u de read this tin oh. tongue . am i the only one who noticed the lenght of her feet,
? grin grin

Mr CCTV na all parts of her body u see.. una no go kuku kill person grin grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Tompolo’s N3billion Account by slapacha: 2:56pm On Jun 15, 2016
AntiWailer:


WIth a Brilliant Career with average of 25Million per annum, it will take you 120 years to earn that money if you are not spending a dime from it and Govt decide not to tax you.
lol

Brilliant analysis..

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Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Tompolo’s N3billion Account by slapacha: 2:52pm On Jun 15, 2016
Jakpon:
We Igbos support Tompolo and the Niger Delta
Tompolo is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive

Tompolo is greater Ojukwu

Tompolo is greater than Chinua Achebe

Tompolo is greater Nnamdi Azikiwe.

We Igbos support Tompolo. The Niger Delta Oil belong to we Igbos. Na our oyel

I can see how degraded your reasoning ability is. Very severe! Onyianra

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Politics / Re: AirForce Personnel Begin Training In Kaduna To Sharpen Their Skills. See Photos by slapacha: 11:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
henrydadon:
Buhari who call himself a general is not here to supervise all this ..



General for mouth. Oloshi president
crypta007:
PLEASE GET A SENSE
DOES UR FATHER OR MOTHER SUPERVISE HOW YOU WRITE EXAMS IN SKOOL.......ONCE AGAIN GET A SENSE. THANK U

Brilliant and impeccable reply for this ineffectual baboon.. His reply shows how degraded his reasoning ability is, too severe!
Politics / Re: AirForce Personnel Begin Training In Kaduna To Sharpen Their Skills. See Photos by slapacha: 11:21pm On Jun 14, 2016
johnstar:
grin grin














Na me gt dis account wey dey above me



Finally dm don uplift my ban na wao undecided

U be tongue terror before? Hope you have learnt your lesson? From being ban grin
Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by slapacha: 10:15pm On Jun 14, 2016
oweniwe:


Don't mind them.

As if they all got jobs right away after graduating... We dont even know if the o.p is awaiting NYSC

Holywizard:
By God's grace i'd be serving by November

Lobatan.. now you slay those slating u with your status.. bet wait o! I should blame u for being a Jealous yarning dust. embarassed
Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by slapacha: 8:49pm On Jun 14, 2016
Holywizard:
I am so sorry to say this but it is actually the truth.
Ever since I graduated last year my mum has made my life a living hell.
I ve tried severally to get used to her bad attitude but all to no avail.
She complains on every thing I do. In fact once she wakes up from sleep she must look for something to complain with.

Since I graduated, I automatically stopped receiving cash from them & they (she & my dad) doesn't even care whether I have money to recharge my phone. Since last year they haven't given me ordinary #1000 & once I complain they will say 'no money' but my mum especially keeps buying unnecessary things. No money but she'll buy new shoes, clothes, bags, cell phone etc which she won't even put on.

Last week, our last born of de family came back from school & she took him out for shopping & she spent not less than #50,000 on him. Everything she does now is on the boy. My mum can even wash the plates on behalf of him. Everything he does is right. She protects the boy like an egg.

When an old friend wanted me to come over to PH so that I'd be managing his business before I go for service, my mum refused, saying that the days are bad via money ritualism. All my elder siblings called me to talk sense into me that I should just stay back, I missed that big opportunity because I'd ve been having like hundreds of thousands in my bank account.

My parents doesn't care about my welfare. Right now I don't have up to #1000 in cash & in bank. I think they hate me & I
I hate my mum the most!!! I just feel like leaving the house for them.

Check and register on Npower.gov.ng grin grin thank me later

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Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by slapacha: 10:39am On Jun 14, 2016
Tintinnoty:

I've been at the lookout for responds like this, you'll definate try disagree with his suggestion and advice while in the real sense he might have posted this with a bittered heart. What do you expect from an embittered heart. You might say worst if in his shoes

Christafarian:

Guy, why you dey waste energy on English Language. You for kukuma just type in pidgin. Period.

Laughing Mr ibuily.. laughing hysterically... u for send am pm naaa... una no go kuku kill persin

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Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by slapacha: 10:32am On Jun 14, 2016
ajadiori:
Had similar issue..left for good , had fun .after having a taste of the other side she came back begging. Today shes my wife and we have a kid.

Hmmmm... I guess this post is an avenue for you to share testimony. atleast u enjoyed the taste of the other side while it lasted
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Sits On A Toilet On The Cover Of Fab Magazine by slapacha: 10:55pm On Jun 13, 2016
makazona:
This is the height of madness. What is our society turning into?

Shame on Wizkid for being a kid here.

Siddon there.. being a kid and He's making his money
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Presenter Uses Power-Bank On Air [PHOTO] by slapacha: 10:47pm On Jun 13, 2016
Damsonkc:
When do we start treating this country like it is ours and not some country belonging to some other people? When do we stay awake, deep in thoughts, thinking about new ways to move us forward? When do the youth rise up and make these old men deliver on their promises? When does the Nigeria of my dream come to pass? I do not want you all to seize this opportunity to show your stupidity in your PDP and APC divide. Kindly tell yourself the truth that this country has been bleeding forever. Nigerians, Ipobians, this is our only country and if we do not fight for it, we won't have it. We demand to be respected. Stand up now and hold these jokers responsible for the problems they have caused!!!

adebayolukmon:
what's the bible verse jare my paddy.....been looking for it since ;Dwhat's the bible verse jare my paddy.....been looking for it since

U no go kuku kill me.... badt boy
Health / Re: Why You Should Pay Attention To Your Urine Colour by slapacha: 4:02pm On Jun 10, 2016
Francis95:
mtchew...mine is very whitish in color because a drink alot of water....

Whitish in colour? Like the color of white chalk abi grin grin
Health / Re: Why You Should Pay Attention To Your Urine Colour by slapacha: 3:55pm On Jun 10, 2016
Lincoln275:
what about colourless urine oooo?

You're as healthy as buhari
Health / Re: Why You Should Pay Attention To Your Urine Colour by slapacha: 3:53pm On Jun 10, 2016
Bushesbae:
is there blue and green urine colour?

I haven't set my eyes on blue and green urine colour o... even red
Politics / Re: Work Resumes On Lagos-ibadan Expressway Next Week –fashola by slapacha: 3:41pm On Jun 10, 2016
truthspeaks:
Yam n stew

Butter and bread
Politics / Re: Tony Nwulu Sponsored The Age Restriction Bill {photos} by slapacha: 7:43pm On Jun 09, 2016
MrAldrick:
So lagos na really no mans land?.

An igbo man is rep lagos state. hmmmm

We Can't[i][/i][b][/b] Let This happen in Port Harcourt..

Can you imagine your statement ... see tolerance at its peak from southwest.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Teacher Corps Programme: Must Know Fact by slapacha: 3:24pm On Jun 09, 2016
gidjah:
I voted. this govt in, so it means I love the govt, but if they didn't get something right,we all must criticize positively and even use hammer a times.For instance. the recent fuel price hike was. OK, bit pretty untimely, up till now. masses ain't finding the economy funny at all. Now. back to our topic, does it mean I shall only be Job-stable for just two years and after that get thrown in to a fresh labour market?, what is gonna be be my fate after that two years ?,all the. same, the temporary succour is still a welcome development

Phones / Re: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by slapacha: 8:59am On May 31, 2016
Yeah mate! I had same experience last year when I was serving right there in ilorin. My ppa was Nigerian prisons service the state headquarter at ilorin Gra.. and that was the only excuse that saved my ass.. the foolish man with kleg immediately handed over our phones and id cards to us when my friend told him his dad was the Comptroller of prisons, kwara command.. he called the attention of that wretched man with tribal mark and the other one who was already checking my phone.. they were even the one that stopped taxi for us. ilorin sars are nothing but MISCREANT THIEVES!!

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