₦airaland Forum

taylor88:
loyalty pays


unlike some ph girls that will paint the walls of DPO's office with TOTO immediately ur caught in a mere case all in the name of bargaining for ur release



congratulations young lady



these days i don't even love



I only rent pvssy and fvckk till i seize to breath

That's the spirit, bro. If they refused to allow you sole ownership, rent it.

elantraceey:
I dont do rods before marriage


And even at that self, how can few minutes pleasure take away my senses?

Just stick to your first statement. You don't wanna know how a few minutes of pleasure will take away your senses l.

elantraceey:
I won't even think twice before dumping a guy that'll tell me to let go of a scholarship because of him because he obviously doesn't wish me well.... which kin yeye love be that? Mttthheewww

When you jam better rod, you no go fit think straight o.

Benita27:
Lol, the girl was simply a novice. One who could give up her dreams for a relationship. She obviously doesn't know what she wants out of life. Her stupidity is legendary.

Don't be quick to blame her. Maybe the sex was just too good.

Thoniameek:
Been there done that worn the t-shirt


Learn from it life goes on


I promise you she'll never be a fool again

Do you mind sharing your experience?

tosynity:
I can't imagine dat level of stupidity

Pray you don't get F by a good D.

dumie:
That's "stupidity" mistaken for Love

You never jam better rod.

kennygee:
The way some ladies glorify bfs ehn.

A man that hasn't married you, now that he has dumped you, is the scholarship still on the table?

You have never been F by a good D.

hakanai:
What of Nigeria and Nigerians God should bless the chairman and PDP only..

The statement also said, "God bless the PDP". The PDP there stands for all Nigerians that matter.

sarrki:
Bros they do

In the north

Ask around

Where in the north? What is the Church and Road involved? Be specific like the op so that people can dispute or agree with you.

Shut down sambisa forest for what exactly? Their business is in Biafra Land. Owners of Sambisa Forest are already there.

folakemigeh:
lol...


Hushpuppi help me check if my Ass is paded or Not and also kindly help me confirm my Wristwatch too

I like your marketing strategy. With respect to your a$$, it looks real. Please be sure to reply the PMs as they drop.

precyb:
Me of course. Hmmmmm

You joking, right?

Terkimbi01:
Separatists ideologies is gaining momentum.
My concern is that the Middle Belt is not doing enough.

The middle-belt leaders are clowns, but their youths will make a statement when war breaks out. The seems to know who their enemies are.

Seriously, this is ridiculous.

makydebbie:
Let's discuss business then.

Okay. Imma send you a pm.

Happy for her.

makydebbie:
So much like?

I am all for bizz. I need a foot hold in Ghana and I think you come handy.

makydebbie:

No I like am. as I ni be slay queen I get nothing to fear na.

Okay na. But still on ya matter sha. There's so much we could do together.

makydebbie:
Which kain moniker be this?

I believe the moniker is self explanatory. But I fit change am on your special request.

Josephjnr:
Salute

8 soldiers are lost in the process of rescuing 10 people and you are saluting? Is the life of a Nigerian soldier that cheap?

Has she gone to the dogs?

makydebbie:
Her life, her business. I don't know why these guys are hating? Or are you part of the guys disturbing her? Why are you pained?

This girl just dey fine dey go sha. How ya twin sis na? I still dey on top your matter o. We go need give it a try. E no go bad at all.

edeXede:


She should go and die in the lagoon. who cares?

And who would she leave her children for, these ones that we are struggling to eat and subscribe data to masturbate

Do you now need data to masturbate? Why be say everything just dey go digital?

Mylestone:
tekno try sha...e Neva 4gt dai 1 niggaz...unlike sum yahoo boix wen dy pick small change dem go change friends

And why would you want a yahoo boy to continue being your friend?

Evaberry:
everything you have
everything you do.
is because of your fathers money
.who is a thief

Our subsidy money shey?

vizkiz:
There is a standing order that restricts ANY civilian from putting on military related uniform(s).

Well, what do you expect from a lawless country where the rich can get away with anything they want?

Chai... Lalasticlala don carry the thread go Frontpage. I am about to be roasted alive.

*Deactivates account

Is camouflage on its own a military uniform? It is just like saying white is a Navy uniform. Besides, A governor is constitutionally allowed to wear military uniform.

Section 110 & 111 of Nigeria Criminal Code Act states;

Any person who- Unlawfully wearing the uniform of forces, etc. L.N. 112 of 1964. 1967 No. 27.
(1) not being a person serving in any of the armed forces of Nigeria, wears the uniform or any part of the uniform of such forces, or any the armed dress having the appearance or bearing any of the regimental or other distinctive marks of such uniforms; or

(2) not being a person holding any office or authority under the Government of Nigeria or of any part thereof, wears any uniform or distinctive badge or mark or carries any token calculated to convey the impression that such person holds any office or authority under the government;
is guilty of an offence and is liable to imprisonment for one month, or to a fine of ten naira, unless he proves that he had the permission of the President or of the Governor of a State or wear such uniform or dress, badge or mark or to carry such token:
Provided that this section shall not apply to the wearing of any uniform or dress in the course of a stage play or in any bona fide public entertainment.

111. Any person who sells or gives any uniform, or part of a or any dress, badge or mark, as in the last preceding section mentioned, to any person who is not authorised to wear the same, is guilty of an offence and is liable to the penalties prescribed in the said section.

Section 251 of the Constitution also states;

Any person who, not being a person serving in any of the armed or police forces of Nigeria, wears the uniform of any of these forces, or any dress having the appearance or bearing any of the regimental or other distinctive marks of any such uniform, in such manner or in such circumstances as to be likely to bring contempt on that uniform, or employs any other person so to wear such uniform or dress, is guilty of a simple offence, and is liable to imprisonment for three months or to a fine of forty naira.

The offence for wearing camo is laughable and indicates this part of the Constitution has not been updated. Ten Naira and Forty Naira might make this law seem laughable but in Section 110 (1) in Lagos State Law (2011) it is a serious business which says the penalty for wearing camo is 2 years imprisonment with no option of fine.

pocohantas:
POSSIBLE REASONS HE IS BOOLESS.

...Dude is quite dark, I guess women have a hard time seeing him.
Solution: Wear bright colours.

...He has realised how overrated modern relationships are :DI
Solution: Try again, this time he should make sure he is deserving of what he wants to attract.

...His bae is out of town.
Solution: Nil.

...He is broke and the girls he has been approaching think broke guys shouldn't be in a relationship...let alone having erections. Orgasm is a luxury, they can't afford it.
Solution: Hustle, then place one bundle of $100 on his forehead to increase his visibility.

...He is boring and can't get or keep a bae down.
Solution: He should work on other desirable qualities.

...He is gay and doesn't wanna spoil a 'heterosexual' picture.
Solution: Nairaland elders would help with this.

I hope he has a boo in the next group picture...Bye.

Another possible reason could be that he is tired of the antics of slay mamas and decided that he has had enough. His posture is even a clue.

Things can get that ugly when boys ain't looking your way.

Luckylife:
This show that Nigeria are holding or blocking the talents of igbos .

Not only Igbos, even the Hausa fulani. It takes courage to admit that Nigeria was designed to fail.