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Romance / Re: I Just Saved A Union And I Am So Proud Of Myself! by sleekbae: 12:09am On Jan 04, 2020
Wow, looks like nairaland men decided to give very precise descriptions of their useless mothers today, ehya.
BigJoe19:
Women are just for men pleasure, wonder why all the inventors of good things like car, aeroplane, telephone, washing machine are not from women.

If there were no men, Humans would just be the same with animals in the wild.

All the things women claim to do are also done by other mammal animals like breastfeeding and caring of young ones, nothing that makes them higher animals.
Romance / Re: I Just Saved A Union And I Am So Proud Of Myself! by sleekbae: 12:05am On Jan 04, 2020
Thanks for a very accurate description of your mother.
Ebenezar2020:
and this trash makes front page?
2020 is here and we all busy with how we'll expand our career with horizons of success and ladies are still being obsessed with relationship.
seems marriage and relationships are the only priority of ladies here and that's only what u lots were created for.
Mtchew useless entities.

cc womenareapes Bigjoe19

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Romance / Re: I Just Saved A Union And I Am So Proud Of Myself! by sleekbae: 12:01am On Jan 04, 2020
Unfortunately your mother is just among the 99%.
Lightangel65:
Lol nice, maybe you are among the 1% of girls who aren't sluts
Celebrities / Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by sleekbae: 3:23pm On Jan 03, 2020
Stop saying what you don't know with so much authority Oga. There is a woman who was once a neighbor to my family. She never fails to brag how she has eaten a human before. She said it was during a war and there was nothing to eat so their community cooked and eat the meat of some notoriously bad people in the community. She said her community still practices it.

masseratti:
it's not possible... In present day modern Nigeria, this should be a myth, mind you outsiders both Africans and others do not know Igbo land when they want to bring out this post, they know us all as Nigerian, when they want to quote this piece attributed to Mr Ibu they won't say Igbo land or Biafra, they will say Nigeria, by the way am Yoruba and I don't want to believe this story.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by sleekbae: 3:19pm On Jan 03, 2020
Jesus Christ, was that in Nigeria,
and which part?
anonymousghost2:
I have seen a video and they were cooking a human..........
d guy was bragging saying that "if u neva chop dis kind meat, u neva chop anything"
i still ve d video,,,,i can upload it for y'all.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:42pm On Jan 03, 2020
But if is a man cheating there is no disease involved right?
Baztardmods:

Tell him if she didn't see u before she will kill him with disease
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2020
Loose hoes like your mother?
Joe4real1988:
U can see the loose hoes telling the man to mind his business coz sleeping around is their trademark. I don't see any reason a reasonable woman/man will be messing around in this era of HIV. If ur husband/boyfrnd is not satisfying u to ur taste, u get an intimate gadget and Bleep ursef to stupor instead of endagaring ur partner's life. God knows cheating is one thing i can never take from a woman.

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Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:39pm On Jan 03, 2020
A twin brother or even a brother is different from a friend. A sibling relationship usually lasts a lifetime but friendship is always fickle and can end anytime.
Tamkurou:



Assume you have a twin brother, and you saw his wife in a hotel with a random guy what will you do?
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:37pm On Jan 03, 2020
Like your mother?
Enwhen:




Na she be this


Ashiii
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:31pm On Jan 03, 2020
Whoremongers everywhere supporting their fellow brostitutes.
KingGBsky:


Nobody is asking them not to cheat, but when dey do let dem fucking seek for divorce themselves before they are caught. Bitch hoes everywhere.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:23pm On Jan 03, 2020
It is not in the friend's place to warn the wife. It's not his business.
micflo28:
Please confront the wife and warn her to put an end to it if she admits to it or you will tell the husband. Maybe she was sweet tongued to the fact that no one will know of the secret affair and the benefits she will obtain from it. Convince her that someone sees her secret actions and that you will tell the husband if it continues. This reality will correct her actions
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:21pm On Jan 03, 2020
I'm sure you love cheating men. Hypocrisy in Africa.
Marvieduke:


Please tell your friend abeg. I hate cheating women.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Best Friend's Wife... by sleekbae: 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2020
Hypocrite. But when married men cheat it gives you Joy.
KingGBsky:
Please tell the man so he can get rid of that bitch cheating wife. It irritates me when I hear married women cheating.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by sleekbae: 10:26am On Jan 03, 2020
Was it Travis Scott or ASAP Rocky?
pickatyou:


Have you forgotten what trump did for Travis Scott.
Get evidence to always back your claims
Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by sleekbae: 10:26am On Jan 03, 2020
I'm guessing Bush, Hilary Clinton,
Bill Clinton , Obama etc were Republicans?
olisaEze:
I wonder why Republicans always use wars as election campaign tactics
Education / Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by sleekbae: 1:57pm On Jan 02, 2020
Islam is not written on anyone's forehead. It is the duty of the prospective student to make their diligent research.
smailon:


It will be wise then, if they don't accept muslim prospects rather forcing their faith on them.
Education / Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by sleekbae: 1:45pm On Jan 02, 2020
If this goes viral it will end well for them because

It is on the school website that it is a faith based organization.
It is a private institution and reserves the right to their laid down rules and regulations.
bluebay:
Am..a Christian and I'll say I don't support this. You can't force the Muslims to go to school chapel. How will you feel if your daughter who is a Christian to me forced to pertake in mosque activities? The suspensions is totally uncalled for and am certain it won't end well for the school, if this case goes viral .
Education / Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by sleekbae: 1:41pm On Jan 02, 2020
Lmao grin
farem:


is it by force to go to a Christian school?

Your answer to that guarantees your deliverance

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Education / Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by sleekbae: 1:35pm On Jan 02, 2020
Excuses....did you did their rules and regulations or not.....
Iamsolslim:
I'm also a student at that same school,b4 u get admission they make it look like neutral school for all religion. but omo when u enter nah then u go kno what up.
Education / Re: Adeleke University Suspends Muslim Student For Not Attending School Chapel by sleekbae: 1:09pm On Jan 02, 2020
You're the one that's not making sense. Every private business has heir rules and regulations. It is their policy and they won't bend their rules not when they made it clear from inception.
samsard:
You're not making sense. Maybe the government should ban all these churches and mosques masquerading as universities to stop the general foolishness of Nigerians.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Makes Son Hawk Fruit In Traffic To Mark 6th Birthday by sleekbae: 1:03pm On Jan 02, 2020
Go and ask your mother how much the men in your neighborhood used to pay her.
iamosmania:


Your price? I really mean it also.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Makes Son Hawk Fruit In Traffic To Mark 6th Birthday by sleekbae: 12:59pm On Jan 02, 2020
Stop reading meaning into everything.
This was her own way of teaching her son and sure he learnt a thing or two from this. Stop being emotional for nothing.
Rgade:
angry
This is status appropriation(if that's a thing)....
If she wants to teach her son that life isn't all Rosy ,why not tell him, instead of this debacle in the name of a photoshoot.
Many kids are in that sad situation for reals ,not for photoshoot.
This is a subtle mockery of kids in the pangs of child labour, it's probably not intentional but she should know better.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Makes Son Hawk Fruit In Traffic To Mark 6th Birthday by sleekbae: 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2020
You should have attacked the guy that first insulted her. Does he know if she herself is someone's mother?
gunners160:
Comments like this sometimes makes me wonder if some people really have a parent or will become one someday. why the all na...?

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji Shares Romantic Honeymoon Photos With Her Hubby by sleekbae: 12:47pm On Jan 02, 2020
What is wrong in that? Don't women marry men older than their fathers?
Alvin212:
How do you feel, I mean the grimace on your face?
When you're about to insert your preeq in the punnna of a woman , you're pretty sure she's older than your Mummy

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Ikeji Shares Romantic Honeymoon Photos With Her Hubby by sleekbae: 12:46pm On Jan 02, 2020
Did they stop other people from leaking their secrets as well?
Kekereekun123:
No wonder they refused to release pre wedding pics. A different man engaged her last year. Linda and her useless family likes to leak other peoples secret and gists. But they will hide theirs. Olofo
Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by sleekbae: 10:17am On Jan 02, 2020
Pls you don't need any sure connect.
Go and renew it yourself to avoid stories that touch. I renewed mine for 29k in PH for standard 32pages. Don't know about Lagos price.
Gabson006:
Mine will expire this year July.
Can someone tell me how much for renewal.

And any sure connect in Lagos or Ogun office

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Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by sleekbae: 10:15am On Jan 02, 2020
This girl you harsh o.
Ijaycool:
Short answer: No

Slightly longer answer: Absolutely No.

Long Answer: An expired passport is like a dead human. You have a history but you don't have a future.
Business / Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by sleekbae: 10:12am On Jan 02, 2020
Oga, your passport number changes with passport renewal. I'm not saying what I feel like, I'm telling you what I know as that's my situation and I didn't apply for change of profile details.

Everyone gets their passport number changed, that's the standard.
TUANKU:

Not true. Your passport number does not change during renewal, it's permanent. Even your data page won't change during renewal, except you specifically apply for a change to your profile details which attracts extra charges.
The account they opened for me is not restricted, the aim of the data page is for identification and your passport number id you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by sleekbae: 5:51am On Jan 02, 2020
Which app?
fergieboy:
mobdro na long journey

Download this app below and thank me later
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Family Rejects Me Because I'm Disabled by sleekbae: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2019
You that is talking can you marry a disabled girl?
Spar7tan:
This is how some parents will do and totally destroy the future of their daughters all because a guy is disable...

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Jollof To Beat Tunde Ednut For Hating Tacha by sleekbae: 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2019
Stale. He said it, then jaruma saw it and gave him N1m. After that Jollof made a video acknowledging that Jaruma actually did give him the mulla and now he wants to gift his fans N50k each from it.

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