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confam both side score.... abeg op wetin be the odd?

confam both side score.... abeg op wetin be the odd?

mcdonald59:
13. op wey no knw say dis tin na old joke. d ansa is 13!

lol, ok... not to evryone

Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi...
2. IGBO man who went
to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who
went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who
watched the news and
waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who
woke up a sleeping
patient
simply because she
forgot to give him
sleeping
pills...
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe
enough then came
down
and started
stoning it...
11. A FULANI man who
chose to drink Fanta
because he thought
sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who
saw something that
looked like shit, touched
n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match

am....
12.AN IDOMA man who
put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to
listen to Cool FM...

lol, u go fear na

hehehe

missjenna:
Doesn't this guy own a shirt

I must admit, he got a nice body, but he shouldn't always throw it in our faces

shiit, mah hear word jor.. nice body wy veins shoot out like casava stem

Mimienudles:
Calabar

no wori e get some languages wy dem no dy type......... lol

Prixus:
abi o. the best gift is determined by different things. her needs, wants, or just something to make her friends go "wow". what's best for A might not be good for B. the op is obviously a kid. better save your money.

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bro no insults pls

Vals day is around the corner.. Actually wana get her something materialistic but dnt know what to give to her.. Need help thanks

Pls guys Any help is Appreciated. Thanks

Ahmed's father was an hausa man that exchanges dollar with naira around hotel presidential area in p.h, his mum sells stock fish in mile 3 market..
One day he was asked by his teacher what his parents do 4 a living, he said
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STOCK-EXCHANGE
abi him lie??

Mtcheew, nah dah one go give us free browsing?? Visionless mofos

mirexxx:
ppl think am beautiful

eyah

rubey:
These guys make it seem like it is an offence

lol, NL for u sha

rubey:
I notice this act a lot from men. Whenever I go out with a car, guys kind of feel intimidated only in few occasions do some sum up the courage to approach me. I don't understand this

because its no beans issue buying fuel 4 you e'rry week.. whereas the dude is on LEGedis benz

elantraceey:
Since you ask let me help you just a little.



1. Love

2. Money


3. They just want it


Oya add the rest and complete your op.

like say she be man

MzNelly:
Lol

So you're telling him how to run his site now?

For the sake of peace, I won't say what's on my mind.

lwkmd, talk wetin dy mah mind oh.. He prob'ly wanna to be a mod, buh lacks the guts to hit the nail at the head.. #yawns

pretydiva:
Does she have wat it takes 2 compete wif other beauty queens frm different countries?

ah wonder oh.. She no fine seff, mtcheew

niggi4life:
I suggest you go for GTBank. They have a reliable internet banking system
You can pay in cash with their ATM without u entering the banking hall.

thanks.. Buh sum1 mentiond diamond bank, got any idea?

Opinions needed pls, if u list a bank also give reasons. Thanks

priscaoge:
Keep stalking me

biko itaff do

Nikky7:
D way una tke dey yab girls na wa ooo......hahahahah

lol.. Una sabi form ni

zeezahbee:
A job that allows you to browse ain't a real deal job even if you are the CEO

hmmm

lefulefu:
girls with such names dey get thick triBal marks 4 face

nd stretch marks wy be lyk cobwebs.. Iyama

macdelene:
lolzzzzz dem don do u?

yes oh.. Notin person no go c 4 dis naija sha

delishpot:
Ha ha. I go try this.

cum back nd testify

komek:
but atimes, some go give u their friends bank account details o

ogoni gals

Revolva:
Omo even some gyals I know don't even ave an account number....i swear one babe wey dey form...she be big gyal...and she is an ashi...all d money d idiot dey make wit her possay na ifone n the latest galaxy note 4 she dey use am and style d latest hair do...she no even get bank account

she might nt hav an account buh she is piling up treasures in HEll.. Lwkm