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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Know The Real Name Of A 9ja Girl Forming Posh. by sleekyjay(op): 3:05pm On Jan 21, 2015

Xslaze3xd:
heavy wahala dey

lwkmd

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Jokes Etc › How To Know The Real Name Of A 9ja Girl Forming Posh. by sleekyjay(op): 11:58pm On Jan 20, 2015

The best way to know a Nigerian girl’s real name is to ask her for her account details. That’s when ''ashely hills'' will turn to ''Nwachukwu oluwatobi bello''… Wahala dey ooo!!

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Phones › Users Of 3rd-party Whatsapp Clients Reportedly Being Banned For 24hrs by sleekyjay(op): 10:50pm On Jan 20, 2015

WhatsApp is one of the most-used messaging apps in existence, and today countless users of the service have taken to Google+ and Twitter to report that they’re being banned from the service for 24 hours. The common denominator between those reporting the ban seems to be the use of third-party WhatsApp clients on Android, specifically a popular one called WhatsApp+.
Facebook-owned WhatsApp has only one official client available, but there have long been a variety of third-party clients available through non-official means. Some of these are fairly popular, like WhatsApp+, which has a community on Google+of more than 700,000 members. Users of other clients, like WhatsAppMD, are also reporting that they’ve been banned from the messaging app for 24 hours.
WhatsApp has posted an articleon their FAQ website in an attempt to clear up why this is happening, but it doesn’t do much more than recommend that users uninstall the third-party client and reinstall the official one. The company is apparently cracking down on this as a breach of the terms of service, and is justifying their actions under the premise of protecting user safety.
WhatsApp Plus is an application that was not developed by WhatsApp, nor is it authorized by WhatsApp. The developers of WhatsApp Plus have no relationship to WhatsApp, and we do not support WhatsApp Plus. Please be aware that WhatsApp Plus contains source code which WhatsApp cannot guarantee as safe and that your private information is potentially being passed to 3rd parties without your knowledge or authorization.
Please uninstall your application and install an authorized version of WhatsApp from our websiteor Google Play. Then, you will be able to use WhatsApp.

http://9to5google.com/2015/01/20/whatsapp-ban/

Jokes Etc › Breaking News; Must Read!! by sleekyjay(op): 7:54pm On Jan 20, 2015

Do you know my dear Nairalanders..
Simbi is now a mother with two children..
Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer.
Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to Canada..
Agbo is happily married too and has left the
town of Lagoon for London.
Eze no longer goes to
school he is now a graduate..
Even Mr Salami is no
longer a farmer but a politician..
Remember Ralia the
sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar
factories in Kano..
Ade our naughty little
brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in
the country..
Wow what a great medium to recall
those
days of Macmillan English.. grin

Education › Re: VALEO INNOVATION CHALLENGE 2015 - INTERDISCIPLINARY COMPETITON by sleekyjay(m): 7:57pm On Jan 18, 2015

Genea:
couldnt think of any way possible 2 help

A car uses an air conditioner, u can work on purifying the air i guess.. Erm, u can work on the toxicity of the carbon it secrets, maybe covert it to air freshner. LoL #just saying tho'

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Education › Re: VALEO INNOVATION CHALLENGE 2015 - INTERDISCIPLINARY COMPETITON by sleekyjay(m): 8:10am On Jan 18, 2015

Genea:
Would av loved to join bt am a microbiologist,*feels like crying*

who says u got nothing to offer??

Romance › Re: I Need Sincere Responses Pls by sleekyjay(m): 9:13pm On Jan 16, 2015

Ok my views;
Im wan check weda she sabi bleep or not, so he knows wah he will be going to(U know say 4 9ja divorce be like taboo). Nd too, if she tight or loose like loosed wrapper.

Fashion › Re: Pls I Need sporting waves On My Hair... Any advice? by sleekyjay(op): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2015

42 views no comment.. Wrong section??

Fashion › Re: Pls I Need sporting waves On My Hair... Any advice? by sleekyjay(op): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2015

Fashion › Pls I Need sporting waves On My Hair... Any advice? by sleekyjay(op): 4:04pm On Jan 05, 2015*

Please who know of any treatment or hair creams that darkens the human hair and enhance 360 sporting waves(i.e the circular kind of waves) on a normal low cut hair? Thanks

Education › Re: OPINION: 8 Reasons Why Bsc Is Superior To HND by sleekyjay(m): 1:54pm On Jan 03, 2015

greatestman:
College of Education is by far better than Polytechnic.

why?? If i may ask..

Education › Re: Nairalander Bags 1st Class From OAU, Wins Highest Number Of Awards. by sleekyjay(m): 1:19pm On Jan 03, 2015

Nairalanders excelling since 48BC..
Btw, what of polytechnics ni? Una loh dey follow 'em up? All these hype about versities e dan too mucH OH... When mah sis refused going to nekede i was like WTF, now i'm begining to see reasons.. embarassed

Romance › Re: OPINION: Can Someone Who Self-service Still Be Called A Virgin? by sleekyjay(op): 2:47pm On Jan 02, 2015

Deshannel:

Its my personal definition though. Its still open to criticism from any reasonable school of thought.

lol, ok

Romance › Re: OPINION: Can Someone Who Self-service Still Be Called A Virgin? by sleekyjay(op): 11:10am On Jan 02, 2015

DopeAngel:
A virgin is someone with no sexual experience. Mark you, i didnt say 'who has never had sex'. The term 'sexual experience' covers both having sex and self servicing and other sexual experience one could have. So when you self service and break your hymen for ladies, you have plucked your own petals! Same thing applies for guys. The definition of the term 'virgin' answers your question. I rest my case.

including wet dreams?

Romance › Re: OPINION: Can Someone Who Self-service Still Be Called A Virgin? by sleekyjay(op): 11:09am On Jan 02, 2015

Deshannel:
Ones as a guy u know what c.umming feels like.
You're a certified non virgin.
And as a lady, anything thing that goes through "that pathway" knowingly or not, that makes u scream n moan, makes u a certified non virgin.
Simple

lol, i support u on this one.. Wet dreams included?? Nah im be say no dude from 15 above be virgin

Romance › Re: OPINION: Can Someone Who Self-service Still Be Called A Virgin? by sleekyjay(op): 11:05am On Jan 02, 2015

wenson:
wait o which 1 is self-service?

masturbation

Romance › OPINION: Can Someone Who Self-service Still Be Called A Virgin? by sleekyjay(op): 8:56am On Jan 02, 2015*

Ok, i have seen quite a handful of virginity threads lately on this forum. The funny part is that almost every chike nd ada now claims to be a virgin.
Most of these guys(both male nd female) even though they are yet to pop their cherry are deep into the cliche of self service but they still dey claim virgins..
These set of people, can they still be said to be virgins or hypocrites??
Also, when can one be called a ''secondary virgin'' (i.e if anything of sort exist).

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Engage In Pre-marital Sex by sleekyjay(m): 8:30am On Jan 02, 2015

xpac01:
Bruv I fitn't stop being a virgin.
#teamvirgingtillmarriage

lemmi guess.. U'v gotah female shampoo in ya closet.. #thumbsUp#

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Phones › Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by sleekyjay(m): 11:10pm On Jan 01, 2015

dominique:
tufia!

hehe, it's a trending business tho'... Lol, buh wah'chu using up2 8k worth of data for? Erm, Yo' a Nigerian?

Phones › Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by sleekyjay(m): 2:43pm On Jan 01, 2015

dominique:
There's hardly a month I don't buy 8k etisalat data then roll it over sometimes with 1k other times 2k. Let's say 55 to 60k sha.

hmmm, u run a betting outlet? #grin#

Romance › Re: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by sleekyjay(m): 9:12pm On Dec 25, 2014

Oluwatosean:
if nah u invite ha(yes), *if na she waka cum* (nope)

lwkmd

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Education › Re: Thread For PHD Students by sleekyjay(m): 1:07am On Dec 19, 2014

No1 with HND as a first degree??

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by sleekyjay(m): 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2014

LaurelP:
You're wasting ur time
All of dem will say Yes
Trust me

lmao, buh u didnt answer the question grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by sleekyjay(m): 2:11pm On Dec 16, 2014

You copied my thread??

Education › Re: FG Loses Billions Yearly To Exam Malpractice – JAMB Registrar by sleekyjay(m): 7:27am On Dec 12, 2014

JustCurious:
Now, let's also talk about the Billions of Naira lost by Parents of those candidates whom JAMB wouldn't offer admission, yearly JUST because they do not have the capacity to carter for them.huh?

Last year, it was reported that over one million did not gain admission, not because they failed BUT because there are no enough schools to admit all.

why collect application fees from almost 2 million students when you could only admit some 33,000? Why?

Parents are counting their losses, too.

Mtshew!

bros the matter taya prson.
those dah went to community secondary schools where teachers barely atend classes, no good library, unconducive learning enviroment, no labs.. Wah wil be there fate, huh?? No1 wants to fail, so they resort to any means just to pass exams. If they want credible exam results, they should equip gov. & community ownd secondary schools Mtcheew.. Jamb kor post jamb ni.
I just hope this prof's children wrote jamb too. Because if his kids are studying abroad 'without jamb' and he's keeping nigerians at home.. Hehe, him punishment 4 heaven they do press ups sha...

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by sleekyjay(m): 3:31pm On Nov 14, 2014

MizMyColi:

CC: Kachisbarbie

Group 4

8. KULBOY

Romance › Re: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by sleekyjay(m): 8:18am On Nov 12, 2014

This sh*t made fb...

Romance › Re: E-love; True Love Or LUST?? Opinions Please. by sleekyjay(op): 11:39pm On Nov 09, 2014

Lordabas:
hmmm. . .
Well dude..
It aint love..also it aint lust.
Its fake.. To hide..to fill a hole in u with something virtual
Online r/ships are not gud...its just momentary.
U can like a person on net bt cant live ur entire life with him/her..especially for people who consider looks as important.

See this way...wen u have not even seen the person nor talked..how can u be in love with them...what if when u meet that online person in real lifè..what if shes completely different?
If shes been lieing.. If shes fake...security is the issue.
All am saying is... It ain't love/lust. Its just virtual.lol

lol, i get your point bro..

Romance › Re: E-love; True Love Or LUST?? Opinions Please. by sleekyjay(op): 11:37pm On Nov 09, 2014

BreezyRita:
I've seen real nice love stories that started on the net.....
And some ended in marriage
So yes, there could be love.
#It can be found anywhere#

hmm, ok.. Thanks tho'

Romance › E-love; True Love Or LUST?? Opinions Please. by sleekyjay(op): 9:35pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ok, most people do this E-dating stuff. Now, my question is; This love does it really exist or its just a lust oriented feeling often mistaken for love, Prob'ly because you'v seen he/she's cute photos, heard a voice to die for or maybe the prson's wits & intellect fascinates you..

Whats your take on this? if u'v been into something of sort, was it worth it?

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