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SleekyP:
1. Believing a Guy will change 4 u



2. insisting on a Guy who clearly doesn't give a crap about u



3. Playing hard 2 get 4 entirely 2 long, till you're way past your sell by a date



4. Falling 4 a bad Guy and putting the good guys in the "FRIENDS Z0NE"



5. Thinking every Guy is like your EX



6. Shaving 0ff your EYEBR0WS Completely just 2 draw them back 0n



7. Blaming the entire male population 4 one bad experience



8. Bringing 0ther Gals down because of your own insecurities



9. allowing the same Guy 2 hurt u 0ver and over, you're taken him back for another time. It's u who has a problem not Him



10. ignoring this update and perfecting the same mistakes

homealone2:
Excessive demanding (money)

sinaj:
wetin wan carry u go where no. 4 day


u neva chi chumchin

DanceVille:
Wearing Of Uncleaned Undies.
Always Asking for recharge card.
Always monitoring him as if he's a child...

SleekyP:
"When in Rome, behave like a Roman..." Right?

Let the record reflect that just because we find some of these unattractive does not mean we will not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a different ball game when compared with attraction.

The two are not mutually exclusive!

1. Desperados:

These are the sort of girls that you find at every party, in every bar or night club. And if you're confused; here are some pointers. They are wearing heavy makeup, chewing violently on bubble gums and standing ALONE, clutching unto their little purses! So we can already tell that they either don't have cars or they didn't come with anybody they could trust enough to hold their bags. Desperados don't want to dance of course; except you bear a striking age resemblance with their dads back in the village or if you've got a belly to remind them of theirs' before they got an abortion. But not dancing doesn't mean they don't appreciate drinks! "Can I buy you a drink? Of course". And while you do; she pretends to receive a call in front of a loud speaker! Listen I'm not saying there's anything wrong in being bought a drink for; but women who act as though they are entitled to a man's wallet have got to go! It's unattractive and it's downright classless!

2. Blackberry/Iphone Beggars:

How a classy lady can turn from her 'whatever' attitude before you got her PIN to posting sad and teary icons on her blackberry profile, beats me. I mean come on girls; whatever happened to your pride? I know you're broke- but must the world know? Do you have to post all your problems to the new dude? But I trust my Naija guys to say - "Eeyaa! It shall be well!" Jokes apart; one thing is certain; if he helps you with some money, he does so out of pity- which is not something you want a man dating you to feel for you. He should feel respect for you; so please respect yourselves. If a man starts giving you money immediately after meeting you, please don't go running to your gossipy friends 6 months later to tell them how wicked men are. He's just recouped his investment dividends for 6 months! And if you must tell them; please start such stories with how greedy you were.

3. Gbabes:

Granted that most of us want girls who have Indian blood running in their veins; but we're not stupid enough to know that we can't all have that. Gbabes are girls whose hairs remind me of the psychiatric hospital opposite my church! I know you can't all afford to wear the expensive lace wigs and Brazilian hair that Omotola or Patience Jonathan wears - but why not thank God for the Aba boys? They have made some extension braids and 'Brazilian hair' affordable for peanuts…

4. Unkempt Private Areas: *Hums* "Sometimes I shave my legs sometimes I don't". That's cool and all but I'm going to need you to shave under your arms and the other place (you know where.) I am not scared of using the P word but this is a family friendly website- and I'm sure you get the gist. We may be bush men here in Nigeria, but please give yourself an edge up by keeping it like a well-manicured lawn rather than like a jungle safari in the middle of Niger Delta!

5. Loud Mouths: Some girls know all the lyrics of all the tracks in Terry G's or Wizkid's Album. I once danced with a girl who took me through Timaya's discography while wearing a smile. She even knew what the upcoming tracks were! Now, don't get me wrong. It's all good. But what's not good is that the Naija guy, you're dancing with or rapping at, has already formed an opinion of you! You're a loudmouth in his head. And you seriously can't fault him for this assumption. What the average Nigerian who wants to have something serious with you- thinks about is; "what will my people say about this girl?" Truth is; if I can't bring you home to momma we can't roll. I can't stand a woman whose every word is a curse; mothereffer this, son of a —– that et cetera. Kindly have at least; an ounce of class and act like a lady and not an Obalende conductor!

piicity:
How many male can do this?

wristwatch:
Bros, shey make we bet! E no go hit FP

buygala:
ok


Op has given us his full cv ..... From the abundance of experience, the mouth speaketh



Thank you very much op, for allowing us learn from your misfortunes in this life

zenith4biz:
Player Alert

sarahatuba:
million dollar question my sis

Jollyjoy:
meaning?

Ilekeh:
I am very happy!

My team is the best!

tosyne2much:
I don ladn sharp sharp

Jollyjoy:
Some no be true jare...
I once has a girlfriend that was known by her boyfriend family, at d end lie lie no marriage, d guy after popping d cherry went for another one though she found out and ended the affair...
Last one na lie too, he may feign waiting so as not to think he is lusting after your body only,,, op abeg professional players knew how to play their balls perfectly well, them can dribble eeeehhh
sha, who ever say experience is nott good.....

MRBrownJ:
@OP
both are needed and nobody should ever settle for less in any union. that question is like asking:" what is more important, your legs or your arms?" lol!

Mhizizzy:
If I hear

Even ordinary girls

U are trying to **** dem

Nneka123:
so it's a waste of time then

Mhizizzy:
No 8

Can naija guys wait?