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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by SleekyP(m): 10:17pm On May 08, 2015
wristwatch:
I rep Tohpahz.

She is beautiful.

She Is calm

She is humble

She is Well behaved

She possess Good sense of humour

Vote for the next NL angel. Vote for tohphaz
are you sure? *watching in 3D*
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: The Female Trekker Of GEJ To Join Her Partner Tommorow[see PICS] by SleekyP(m): 10:10pm On May 08, 2015
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(op): 10:05pm On May 08, 2015
buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression sad..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do sad


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? huh ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead getting back at her by bleeping her friends angry


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST smiley.... I AM NOW A NEW MAN grin
cool
RomanceRe: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(op): 10:04pm On May 08, 2015
qbd2:
So females reading this will know their hubby's just pretending whenenever he starts. Acting like this cos he's imply following what SleekyP told him?
better than beating... angry
RomanceRe: 6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(op): 9:58pm On May 08, 2015
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Romance6 Best Ways To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!! by SleekyP(op): 9:47pm On May 08, 2015
SleekyP:
For some time now men have been seriously accused of beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend (either of the two). But then there are some other ways we can do this without actually touching or hitting them physically.

Don’t ask whether it is by denying them of cash – absolutely No! In fact any man than cannot sustain his wife and children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man.

Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have problem with your wife or girlfriend:

1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you too can do can do equally do the cooking ( this is note for everybody as not every guys know how to cook) or you can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and eat in front of her. While doing this you can put on some love song which will irritate her and make her to feel jealous.

2. You can also visit the Mr. Big, Citi chef or any tantalizer with your children without your wife.

3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body this can be of an advantage (Pls don’t ask me if guys are sexy – swagger). grin

4. Play with your children or you can go for site-seeing (with your children only).

5. When together pretend as if you are chatting with your female colleagues (I don’t mean concubine undecided) in a manner that reminds her of the good times. Pretend as if she is not their even when you know she their.

6. When you discover she is remorseful may be you can forgive her (with a smile kiss). Don’t forget its part of the game
Guys wat do you think?

RomanceRe: Pls I Realy Need Ur Advise by SleekyP(m): 9:12pm On May 08, 2015
Tallesty1:
Error In Network Connection
*flipping*
CrimeRe: Ivorian Boy Smuggled Into Europe Inside Suitcase [photos] by SleekyP(m): 8:40pm On May 08, 2015
are u kidding me undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am D Finest Boy On NL... by SleekyP(m): 8:35pm On May 08, 2015
Dohmeenick:
beat it!!
talk about "Rich contest" holla me undecided
RomanceRe: Pls I Realy Need Ur Advise by SleekyP(m): 8:33pm On May 08, 2015
let me make a call......
Ishilove
MizMyColi
RomanceRe: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by SleekyP(m): 8:29pm On May 08, 2015
The Struggle is real angry
PoliticsRe: IGP Arase’s Maiden Visit To Lagos (photos) by SleekyP(m): 8:21pm On May 08, 2015
clubbing on this page tonight grin
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Ladies Participating In Miss Nairaland Contest by SleekyP(m): 7:41pm On May 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
Baba no chaos dey happen here oooo
Not worth it....kindly ignore wink
RomanceRe: 9 Ways Guys With Low Self Esteem Show Desperation When Trying 2 Get a Girlfriend by SleekyP(m): 7:39pm On May 08, 2015
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CrimeRe: Hideouts For Ritual Killers Uncovered In Ogun by SleekyP(op): 6:56pm On May 08, 2015
Cc: lalasticlala cool
FamilyRe: Inquisitive Young Minds by SleekyP(m): 1:55pm On May 08, 2015
brb angry
FashionRe: 15 Emerging Designers In Nigeria To Lookout For In 2015 (Pics)!!! by SleekyP(op): 1:51pm On May 08, 2015
enebelle:
Nice one! Look out for my blog.Its got nice content on beauty, inspiration and fashion.
http://ladybugbyene..com/2015/05/fashion-illustration-african-design-1.html?m=1
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CrimeRe: Hideouts For Ritual Killers Uncovered In Ogun by SleekyP(op): 1:34pm On May 08, 2015
xmich:
Too many witches in Ogun state,

Baba when you get there show us the way.
cheesy
PoliticsRe: APC Blasts Okonjo-iweala For Absolving FG Over Unpaid Salaries by SleekyP(op): 11:39am On May 08, 2015
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CrimeHideouts For Ritual Killers Uncovered In Ogun by SleekyP(op): 11:26am On May 08, 2015
SleekyP:
An uncompleted building suspected to be a hideout for ritual killers in Unity and Peace Estate along Itele-Lafenwa road, Ota in Ado odo-Ota Local Government Area of Ogun State has been uncovered by officers of the Ogun State Police Command.

The escape of a 28-year-old lady, who was bound and kept in the uncompleted building in the estate, led to the discovery.

It was gathered that the lady who was kidnapped and kept in the building was told by her abductors that they will come for her on Wednesday night, but she managed to struggle to the entrance of the building.

The lady was said to have been rescued by those who discovered that she needed some help.

It was further learnt that the scene of the crime was later cordoned off by policemen attached to the Itele Police Station.

Residents in the area said, decomposed bodies of two female victims were discovered by the police officers who searched through the uncompleted building.

According to the 28-year-old lady, she met one of her kidnappers and they started a relationship two weeks before the incident.

She added that she got a call on Monday from the captor that he had gotten a contract of N1.5m in the estate, adding that she was to supply bags of cement worth that amount.

The victim further explained that on getting to the site, her lover in company of someone else abducted her.

“I met one of the ritual killers about two weeks ago and we started a relationship. The guy told me that he was a contractor and promised to link me up with people who would give me juicy contracts.

“The man called me two days ago and told me about a contract worth about N1.5m, but I could not meet him because I was sick. The man later came to my residence in Lagos and still persuaded me to come for the deal.

“On getting to the Unity and Peace Estate, we headed for an uncompleted building. One other person joined us. When we got to the building, I saw that the house had been plastered and the floor had been cemented.

“But both of them pounced on me, beat me up and attempted to rape me. I was having my monthly flow and that dissuaded them.

“They then tied my hands and legs, blindfolded and gagged me. They promised to come back at night to complete their assignment. It was a miracle that passers-by rescued me,” she disclosed.

Some residents disclosed that the owner of the building has been apprehended by the police while the alleged ritual killers are on the run.

Confirming the development, Muyiwa Adejobi, the state Police Public Relations Officer stated that policemen who went to the scene discovered two decomposed bodies and some human skeletons.

“The command has taken over the building and our men will take some samples from the scene for forensic analysis to assist in investigation,” Adejobi affirmed.

PoliticsAPC Blasts Okonjo-iweala For Absolving FG Over Unpaid Salaries by SleekyP(op): 11:17am On May 08, 2015
SleekyP:
Governors on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, APC, have fired back at the Minister of finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala for absolving the Federal Government of any culpability over the inability of some state governments to pay their workers’ salaries.

Imo State Governor and Chairman, APC Governors Forum, Owelle Rochas Okorocha, who spoke on behalf of the Progressives Governors noted that President Goodluck Jonathan and the Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, must take responsibility for unpaid salaries and the poor state of Nigeria’s economy.

The governor, who spoke on Thursday through his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Sam Onwuemedo, argued that Okonjo-Iweala should not have shifted the blame since the complaint of the inability to pay salaries was also coming from some of the Peoples Democratic Party-controlled states.

Okorocha said, “God has begun to do something for Nigerians. The man, Buhari, who is coming in now, is a person who does not joke with discipline. When you talk about discipline, it is all-embracing. He will bring financial discipline into the system.

“By the time the man takes off, most of these things would be corrected. When the man at the helm of affairs is disciplined, invariably, other people must follow. Have you asked yourself the issue of the missing $20bn? All of a sudden, it was linked to somewhere. Nigeria is a rich country because God blessed this country. It will only take a strong leadership to get things moving.

“Buhari must set the ball rolling. Nigerians know why they voted for him. Even though he has said he will not probe anybody, but in the current situation we are, when it becomes necessary, with all these monies taken away by individuals, he should recover them for the country. If need be, he (Buhari) should put some of them on trial so that others will be very careful.


“A few Nigerians cannot be holding the entire nation to ransom. Whatever it takes to recover Nigeria’s money, it does not matter whose ox is gored; he should go ahead and do it. He must deviate from the old system for this country to move forward”.

PoliticsRe: FG Orders Verification Of Workers’ Certificates by SleekyP(m): 10:50am On May 08, 2015
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by SleekyP(m): 10:37am On May 08, 2015
interesting Ads smiley
RomanceRe: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by SleekyP(op): 10:25am On May 08, 2015
1stola:
That number 6 is the most annoying.
grin
RomanceRe: 5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In Women by SleekyP(op): 10:24am On May 08, 2015
Enypie:
Interesting.
wink
RomanceRe: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by SleekyP(op): 11:39pm On May 06, 2015
[quote author=channelz post=33491651][/quote]smiley
RomanceRe: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by SleekyP(op): 11:26pm On May 06, 2015
EricRichie:
You're absolutely spot on..

Just like my ogbomosho girlfriend,..

She always runs back to me whenever I breakup with her...

She thought I could be replaced but never!

Don't really blame her sha. .. She's enjoying the 12"" rod... . grin...



EricRichie
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: 5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In Women by SleekyP(op): 11:24pm On May 06, 2015
CHM11:
Desperate girls are on the rise....

Once they see a guy with a good apartment, works in a good coy and owns a car,.....its just marriage marriage marriage marriage!!!!...they make the word marriage sound irritating...
Scary!!!
Nothing can be more disgusting!!!...

You've not even allowed him know you are you are talking about marriage...Crazy!!!
on point!!! cool
RomanceRe: 5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In Women by SleekyP(op): 11:24pm On May 06, 2015
LewisO:
[color=Teal] Owing people money and expect him to pay what he's not aware of. undecided[/color]
bad practice.
RomanceRe: Mistakes Naija Babes/ladies Often Make!!! by SleekyP(op): 11:18pm On May 06, 2015
smvinreal:
So true
u know this! wink

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