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Romance › Re: 10 Facts About Premature Ejaculation That You Don’t Know by sleemoon(m): 7:20am On Aug 31, 2016

... Coming from a lady!!!! Chei... Mehn dun suffer

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Family › Re: Married Couples: Are You Comfortable With Your Mother-In-Law Living With You? by sleemoon(m): 11:38pm On Aug 29, 2016

iRyan:
My mother in law is uber racist and a b*tch too. I been trying to get along with her, and my wife's been trying to get us along too. There's this one time she visited and cooked for just my wife and our miscreant doggy. Yeah she pretended not to know I was home lol. She now visits when I am away on a business trip. The bonding process seems to be taking more time than I expected.

Heyya... Sorry bro... All dis can neva happen in naija.... Cos our inlaws tk time to screen nd scrutinize d bride or groom b4 marriage... Only happens in rare cases that d inlaws only meet d son inlaw or daughter inlaw 1ce or 2ce....

Literature › Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by sleemoon(m): 10:38am On Aug 29, 2016

kayemjay:
I truly am back.
Had a few contingencies to take care of. See you at 8pm

Naxo dis story tk die huh

Literature › Re: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by sleemoon(m): 10:38am On Aug 29, 2016

kayemjay:
I truly am back.
Had a few contingencies to take care of. See you at 8pm

Naxo dis story tk die huh

Romance › Re: Airport Worker Dies After Sex With Girlfriend (photo) by sleemoon(m): 8:38am On Aug 29, 2016*

IamLEGEND1:
Another brave warrior has perished on account of a vagìna.

It is a sad day for the brethren community, worldwide.
But as a guyman myself,I know there is no better way to die than on top a tight vagìna.
Rest in peace Sikiru Olarewanju.
We will remember the name.

Were leleyi oooo...

nice to be on FP after a decade of silence

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Crime › Re: GRAPHIC: Notorious Kidnapper, 5 Others Killed In Rivers State by sleemoon(m): 8:18am On Aug 29, 2016

Hian.... East ppl dun show for early monday morning...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by sleemoon(m): 6:37pm On Aug 25, 2016

solomonbrown64:
... LMAO...

Keep trolling us... U guys re not getting out of dat group stage alive... Mark my words.... Lol....

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Pets › Re: Dancing Dog? Disease Or Normal by sleemoon(op): 9:49am On Aug 24, 2016

Samswags9:
You See.

when u no train ur dog how u go take teach am to dey dance.

Bro even the white men train their dog for dancing and they earn from it.

if I lie...YouTube is my witness

I didn't say it's my dog... I said a dog in my street... Am just asking for knowledge sake it myt be a disease or not....

Pets › Dancing Dog? Disease Or Normal by sleemoon(op): 4:02pm On Aug 23, 2016

Hello guys, there's a dog in my street that moves its body up and down both legs and head... The first day i noticed it, i was like [a dancing dog! <COOL>] cos the owner was playing music inside the compound.. Fast forward to the next day the same dog repeating the same routine.. Moving its leg nd body like listening to a hip hop song... Then i tot this is not funny... Xo i tot mayb i should ask the Vets here... Is it a disease or jst a new swag the dog just found? Thanks

Gaming › Re: Things To Consider Before You Purchase That PS2,PS3 and PS4 Console. by sleemoon(m): 11:58am On Aug 23, 2016

nigmarelli:
Greetings Boss,thanks jare for keeping the thread alive and if you do get a hacked one please patronise me for games.It's just 1k each.My number is 08081579796.Contact me via whatsapp or call,i'm also on Nimbuzz too with whatspp shakara i might have to port to that one.I no get money to buy their phones with their requirements abeg.Cheers.

#Ghostmode deactivated again

1k each?
No p..... Mk i save ur number.... M in oyo state buh probably coming down to Lagos for the console.... I myt call you prolly b4 cumin.... Adios....

#Ghostmode activated

Gaming › Re: Things To Consider Before You Purchase That PS2,PS3 and PS4 Console. by sleemoon(m): 9:16am On Aug 23, 2016

nigmarelli:
Greetings guys,where all of una dey sef?Una no dey respond to replies or bring up problems or solutions here make we trash am out and to keep the thread alive,once una don get wetin una want na to abandon the thread be that una no try at all o!

#Ghostmode deactivated....

Hahahahahahahah... No b xo ooo.... This is my first post here and av been following u since i plan on getting a slim ps3 soon.... Nice work u re doing here...

#Ghostmode activated...

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 4:14pm On Aug 17, 2016

tyconcepts:
Thank you Sir.
We can deal if you are still on board with the Oneplus 3.

Yippee.... She's back...
She is back....
Let the world hear... Tyconcepts is back...
Welcome back maam

Family › Re: He Surprised His Wife On Her Birthday And Got A Shocker Of His Life. by sleemoon(m): 4:04pm On Aug 16, 2016

Berrylite:
Chaiiii

She may call in sick to also give her hubby a surprise visit @ his work place... We need to know d end of d story before reacting.....

Check my profile to loose some pounds of fat

A fat man saw an
advertisement that
said, “Lose 5kg in a
week.”
He made a phone call
and said, “I would like
to join!” The lady who
responded welcomed
the idea and asked him
to be ready 6am the
following day.
The following morning,
he got to the gym and
was taken to a room.
He opened the door and
found a beautiful
woman there clad in
only a shirt and
under pants.
She said, “If you can
catch me, you can sleep
with me!” The lady
started running, while
the man started to run
after her. But he could
not catch her. During
the whole week, he
tried hard to catch her
but could not.
He,
however, lost 5kg in the
process!
He then asked for the
10kg programme. The
next time, he opened
the door and found
another woman clad in
a bikini who said, “If
you catch me, you can
sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week
although he did not
catch the woman. So,
he thought this was an
awesome programme
and then requested the
25kg weight loss
programme.
The lady said, “Are you
sure? It’s really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked.
The following day at
6am, he opened the
door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he
found a mad woman
instead.
The mad woman said,
“If I catch you, I will
sleep with you!”
That week, the man
lost 40kg....

Is dis ur agency?

Technology Market › Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by sleemoon(m): 6:34pm On Aug 14, 2016

Playstation 4 or 3 available?

Technology Market › Re: Brand New Virtual Reality Headset With Gamepad/remote Control SOLD !!!!!!!!!! by sleemoon(m): 4:09pm On Aug 13, 2016

aywhy93:
Still Fresh and Healthy in Its Box

Can it work with PS3?

Education › Re: Outstanding Result In Waec: What Does It Mean And When Shall It Be Released? by sleemoon(m): 9:36am On Aug 08, 2016

ItzChinnex:
Eng and Lit don't need Maths... But sha they will release your result very soon. it is being remarked.... Had is been it was withheld, Forget about it, but since it is Outstanding, I shall be released..

Education › Re: Outstanding Result In Waec: What Does It Mean And When Shall It Be Released? by sleemoon(m): 9:35am On Aug 08, 2016

ItzChinnex:
Eng and Lit don't need Maths... But sha they will release your result very soon. it is being remarked.... Had is been it was withheld, Forget about it, but since it is Outstanding, I shall be released..

That's a lie bro.... Remember mine den... It was withheld too... I even lost hope after using about 2 scratch cards.. I had to sit for GCE that same year.. I was on my 2nd paper when they released the results.. 7 distinctions 1 credit Physics Cancelled ....

Technology Market › Re: Shop On Docconcepts.com+pay ON DELIVERY,DESKTOP,TABLET,ACCESSORIES,GADGET,LAPTOP by sleemoon(m): 4:52pm On Aug 04, 2016

docconceptscom:
LAPTOPS BATTERY (HP,DELL,TOSHIBA,SONY,ACER,LENOVO,SAMSUNG) http://www.docconcepts.com/CURRENTPRICE.HTML

Do you have Hp elitebook 6930p battery? And what about its charger too?.. Price please

Technology Market › Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by sleemoon(m): 4:50pm On Aug 04, 2016

ruphytelecom:
Thanks for your patronage.

How much can i get Hp elitebook 6930p battery? And do u have its charger too...

Technology Market › Re: Hp Envy M6 X360 W101dx Convertible Intel Core I5 2.3ghz by sleemoon(m): 10:07pm On Jul 29, 2016

docconceptscom:
3gig dedicateD graphic NEW hp 15 quad core 1tb hdd 6gb ram www.docconcepts.com

Guess you couldn't find my item... No qualms anyway

Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by sleemoon(m): 7:13am On Jul 26, 2016

acunon:
Here is a promo sales of 32" Samsung 2015 smart tvs
Units: 5
Price 45K
Model UE32J4510
Colour:White and Black

Dos it comes with remote control... If not aw much can i get d remote..

Gaming › Re: Hacked PS3 Console Needed In Lagos by sleemoon(m): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2016

acmilan4li:
hello am ola call me to talk i still have some in the market.. am located @isolo call me on 08097726401 thnks

McMayor:
Call 0811-565-6680. I have one with Original pad and ANY 6 games you would want on it... On the scale of 10, it is 8/10 neat.

acmilan4li:
hello am ola call me to talk i still have some in the market.. am located @isolo call me on 08097726401 thnks

U guys should talk aw much.. I need a slim ps3 console... Talk price mk we reason

Technology Market › Re: Hp Envy M6 X360 W101dx Convertible Intel Core I5 2.3ghz by sleemoon(m): 7:06am On Jul 20, 2016

docconceptscom:
@sleemoon I will get back 2 u

Still waiting and watching..

Technology Market › Re: Hp Envy M6 X360 W101dx Convertible Intel Core I5 2.3ghz by sleemoon(m): 9:13am On Jul 18, 2016

docconceptscom:
@sleemoon I will get back 2 u

Ok... Watching dis space....

Technology Market › Re: Hp Envy M6 X360 W101dx Convertible Intel Core I5 2.3ghz by sleemoon(m): 8:09pm On Jul 17, 2016

docconceptscom:
HP ENVY m6 X360 w101dx convertible intel core i5 2.3ghz www.docconcepts.com

Good evening... Do u have any laptop with HDMI input [not output]

Romance › Re: 11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 10:16pm On Jul 14, 2016

2dice01:
ladies pls learn how to cook confirm food not all dis indomie and egg shi...the moment he start eating outside the moment you done being his wifey

True talk.. Gbam

Romance › Re: 11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 7:15am On Jul 14, 2016

Surfboard:
I smell sexism all over this thread.
*shakes head and leaves*

Sexism ko.... Punanism ni....

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