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LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 10:31pm On Sep 20, 2016
Favou:
Sleemoon me too wan buy am, you fit use Etisalat take refill ya account e dey der, but e go take at least 24hrs...
How much etisalat is needed to buy d books... More dan 200naira?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: PS3 Slim For Sale : Super Clean by sleemoon(m): 8:19pm On Sep 20, 2016
37k... Contact me on 08085417882
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 8:17pm On Sep 20, 2016
solomonbrown64:
... Alright bro, I don review the price, make una show some love though.... Thanks..
I tried to buy d book tonight.. It was giving me problem.. Xo i just can't buy it directly, i ve to credit my okada account first... Meanwhile 1000naira is d least amount to credit.. I can't afford to credit it cos its only ur book m buying...
RomanceRe: FOR MEN: How To Last Longer In Bed by sleemoon(op): 9:55am On Sep 20, 2016
mantapbah:
Thank you for your information about how to last longer in bed
U welcome... Tnx for stopping by
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 8:31pm On Sep 19, 2016
IamLukas:
Bros,U didnt have to quote the entire post just to say this...stopeet biko
Xorry biko.... Intentionally did it ni to vent my anger..
LiteratureRe: AJEGUNLE : The Tale From The Ghetto by sleemoon(m): 8:28pm On Sep 19, 2016
SlimHan:
hmmmm present
I dun show oooo... Tnx for d mention
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 7:14am On Sep 19, 2016
solomonbrown64:
CHAPTER 1 CONTD



“Mark this guy Solo na, abi wetin you dey think of sef.” Khris, one of my fellow classmates said for the umpteenth time but I was still giving room for the striker to evade me time and time again. Eventually, the guy scored and my mates let it loose on me, which really made me laugh.
“Solo, you dey craze abi, see as you make us lose that bet na. You no sey money no dey and exam don reach….” Josh remarked.

“I no no wetin do you today guy, e come be lyk say you get waist pain, how many rounds you go yesterday?” Tega asked, with laugher erupting all over the place but the truth was; I was extremely hungry and I didn’t want to ask any of my friends for assistance. I couldn’t tell if that was because I was shy or just plain proud. I apologized and decided to be on my way.


My department being part of the faculty of technology was preparing for the dean’s cup after we failed woefully at the Science cup the previous semester but we are knew as freshers, we had little or no hope of getting into the first team as our seniors were more favored. We trained with them after having our own training the previous day when the team captain tasked us to jog round the big field, which was actually the university’s official pitch until another was built. It was a daunting task and I nearly fainted after going round for the fifth time, I had barely gotten myself when the Captain tasked to go on short sprints. I was just chuckled, shook my head and took my leave. I was not only hungry but still very embarrassed after what happened during the practical of that Friday.


I had not still provided the test tube I was tasked to buy, there was no money and I had no idea of where to get the tube to begin with. I walked into the lab and thankfully, the lab assistant was nowhere to be found. I paid attention to what we were supposed to do on that day to get the caffeine from the Toptea tea bag. I followed the protocol and I was certain of a 10/10 but then Mercy said no for me, my luck ran out and the man I was evading returned. I had already returned my apparatus and had my workbook marked which I scored a nine but just as I headed out of the lab singing victory songs, he was coming into the premises through the same path. Our eyes locked and the next thing was him asking for the test tube. I told him I didn’t have it but he wouldn’t hear such and demanded that I provided it or I won’t be allowed out of the lab.


Some of my friends at this point pleaded on my behalf but I didn’t utter a word. After quite some time pleading with him and everyone knowing that I couldn’t replace an ordinary test tube, he allowed me out but promised that I wouldn’t be let in for the last practical if I didn’t produce the tube. I barely listened to his final speech before I walked out from the lab as I was so embarrassed and angry, I felt like strangling the jerk till he turned white. Somehow, I was happy that Francess wasn’t there but still my rep had already been destroyed by that act among those people. I walked out in anger but then I was called by Josh that we had practice.


As I walked back home, I wondered how I was going to get the tube since my mum kept saying there was no money, business has been bad and all that. I also thought of Francess and that the fact we have barely spoken a word to each other since the last time she brushed my hands with hers. It wasn’t just the fact that I wasn’t really good with this relationship stuff but the fact that she was an enigma and I just couldn’t figure out where I was supposed to start. I couldn’t tell where I should begin to enter her world, was it through books? But that won’t work as she was just as good as me in her books if not better. I could go to her hostel unannounced and ask to see her and we could end up on a little date walking round the school but then she can refuse seeing me and that could jeopardize everything.


Another thing was that, I didn’t know what she really wanted; a companion or a boyfriend. I decided that I was going to think about that but for now focus on the football match on the screen. I was just entering my hall through the back gate when I heard my name. I looked towards the direction of the call to discover the Finalist in my room signaling for me to wait. He was coming from the quadrangle and heading out,


“Uhm…Tolu dey use the room, so just help your brother out.” I simply nodded as I didn’t understand the jargons he just relayed. I wasn’t even planning on going to the room, I bided him goodbye and found my way into the viewing room. I sat down to watch my darling Arsenal dismantle the nervous Everton after which ensued an argument among those watching about how my team flatter to deceive and at the end of the day, they would get their usual fourth trophy. The argument heated up but as usual I didn’t involve myself in any as I had no strength to talk.


Then out of nowhere, I heard,
“O boy, them don send the money. Agbami don rescue hungry man oh.”
Immediately, I jumped and followed the little crowd heading towards the guy screaming now like he was on fire. One of us took the phone and found the information to be true which prompted the rest of us to empty our pockets in search of our phones. I was one of them but my phone was nowhere to be found, it then occurred to me that I left the phone in my room for charging. Quickly, I dash to my room for the phone. Hoping and praying that I would be one of those given the grant. I was one of the few that passed the examination but haven’t heard from them ever since. I hope I was given as 100k no be small money.


As I was just a few metres from my room, I slowed down and started walking and just then, my room’s door was flung open by Adesuwas putting on a short gown and arranging her disheveled hair. I saw beads of sweat on her forehead which suggested something strenuous. I ignored her and walked into the room and I was welcomed by very weird smell despite the fact that the finalist’s fan, which was the only fan in the room was at full speed. The curtains were spread across the windows and the unusual thing was that the fan was now in Tolu’s corner of the room. His bed sheet was all over the place and he was just on his shorts, sweating like he just jogged for over an hour. What happened here? I asked myself and then it occurred to me what might have occurred; the strange speech from the finalist and the huge grin on Tolu’s face which has been hidden for a long time now confirmed what I thought was just a rumour in the hall – dancing kerewa within the hall, which of course was banned in the ethics book given to us as soon as we were given keys to our various rooms. As I ignored his smile and opened my wardrobe to find a message notification on my phone; a message confirming that I was hundred thousand richer, I knew instantly that it was time to join the leagues of guys with babes and swags. I had the money and of course I had a teacher to lecture on what I didn’t know, a teacher that fulfills his promises, a teacher that knows how to get girls to do what he wants and most importantly, one who knows how to roll his waist. I smiled and despite both our smelling bodies, I hugged Tolu and that was the beginning of our total dessication of that room before we left home for the holidays.


A day I now curse today, If only my phone was with me, if only that dude didn’t scream of his findings, if only the message came the next day, if only……

... **************************************..
... Prettyjoy22, Favou, oladim001, afz9095, zelaws, Charlesdock...
M tayad of all dis if only if only..... Let d game begin naa
GamingRe: Things To Consider Before You Purchase That PS2,PS3 and PS4 Console. by sleemoon(m): 9:30am On Sep 15, 2016
[quote author=nigmarelli post=49374424][/quote]Haba nigmarelli... I was only correcting u abt d spelling... Its sleemoon not sleemon.. Na u b d boss... Have a nice day
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2016
Can't believe m following dis thread bk 2 bk.. M d type dat waits till u finish and start reading without leaving a comment.... Omo dis recession dun CHANGE me truly..... It begins with me true true... Lolz
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GamingRe: Things To Consider Before You Purchase That PS2,PS3 and PS4 Console. by sleemoon(m): 7:18pm On Sep 14, 2016
nigmarelli:
Mr Sleemon eku odun o.How far na?I never hear from you since o!You good?Any show?
Sleemoon boss.. Not d latter... Avnt gotten d p3 yet.. Some emergency spending came up xo i had to divert d cash.... Buh i never forget u naa.. Cos m following dis thread bk2bk
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 8:43pm On Sep 13, 2016
solomonbrown64:
... ... The link is working fine now.. Check it out...
Seen... Working fine now.... Ll order for it as soon as I download d app... Cheers
IslamRe: Kenyan Cancer Patient Goes To Hajj For His Last Wish by sleemoon(m): 3:55pm On Sep 13, 2016
MakeWeTalk:
Lets assume Jesus didn't die, though even the dates 2016AD states it clearly He did.

For Jesus to be born years before Mohammed and yet Jesus is Alive while Mohammed is dead,
shows that Jesus is superior to Mohammed.


Thats why Jesus can come back, Jesus is alive. grin

Now please tell us, if Mohammed is greater than Jesus, why is Mohammed dead and Jesus alive ?



Jesus Himself said that if you have faith, you will get what you wish!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

As a doctor did you check their faith in Jesus?

Please note in Christianity we obtain things by FAITH, without it you can't please God.

Hebrews 11:6
But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is,
and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

It's not the same as blowing somebody up to get 72 virgins grin grin grin

It's faith doc, not an ability to blow people up.

Did you check that she had FAITH?
Didinrin leleyi sha.....


What do u know about Islam? Stop ranting nonsense here please.. To you ur religion and to me my religion
LiteratureRe: Choices by sleemoon(m): 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2016
solomonbrown64:
... Alright, I am back people... Lol....
.... This is my new story I promised after the broken destiny.... It's not a supernatural tale though and it's not the third installment of the werewolf series...
...I am currently working on the second and third installment of wolf series..... But the first installment is out complete and accurate...
Get it at..
http://okadabooks.com/book/about/the_last_wolf_series_path_of_discovery/12077....
..... Enjoy this one.... Love you all...
... Special shout out to Ebonyqueen001... You are a rare gem..
.... Happy sallah to everyone...
Oga solomonbrown ... The link is saying error ooo... Kindly check and mention me back with a real link.. Thanks
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Jokes EtcRe: Just Strolling around Sambisa Forest, Haters Will Say Its Photosphopped(pic) by sleemoon(m): 6:55am On Sep 12, 2016
Were leleyi oooo... Putting on slippers to snap pix.. Smh
FamilyRe: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by sleemoon(m): 9:19pm On Sep 11, 2016
Royver:
Ah, the classical Bravado infused response.


A lot of my friends reacted this way at first. They would ruffle their feathers and screech out audaciously at my request, blaming me for their actions or lack of it, not realizing that this knee-jerk response comes from a deep-seated instinct of fear and trepidation. Some of them came to see reason with me after a while. The others, well, let’s just say they will not be disagreeing with anyone ever again. I'm quite sure you'll be sensible enough to be among the former.

I'm not very good at chess. I do not have the patience for strategies. I'm more of a go-in-and-destroy-everything-in-my-wake-and-leave-the-mess-for-someone-else-to clean-up kind of guy. Chess is for wusses without muscle. And I am all about muscle as you have rightly seen.


But for you my love-lorn beauty, I will reserve a little patience.


Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a very hard working engineering student. He came from a lowly family that didn’t have any money to send him to the university. He made good grades in his JAMB, WAEC and Post_UME, but his parents just couldn’t afford the money to send him to school. So this young man went a-begging. He begged his rich uncles who had ties with the Goodluck administration, He begged his cousins who knew university lecturers. He begged his friends who were better off than he was for a little fund. All of them declined his requests. The young man was filled with a lot of anger and disappointment. He felt betrayed by his family, betrayed by the ones he looked to for support, betrayed by the world.


And then after pondering for a long time he realized that being angry never solved anything. Feeling disappointed was no solution to his problem. Fear and trepidation were mere feelings. The young man realized something early in life. If you want to make it out there in the real world you have to be tough. You have to rely on no one but yourself. You have to be resourceful.


And so this young man became resourceful. He kidnapped one of his rich uncle’s little kids and left a bloody finger behind for them to find and a type-written note for one million naira. Not much I know but he wasn’t greedy. He just wanted enough to cater to his needs. His uncle was so terrified he didn’t dare to involve the police. He released the money pronto and got his kid back. And from then on the sky was the limit for our young engineer. He found out that there were easier, more straightforward ways to solve problems than the conventional, socially acceptable methods. Anytime there were speed-bumps on his road to success he knew what to do. And he knew how to keep his nose so clean he was never the object of suspicion. Each and every member of his extended family paid his tuition through school one way or the other and they never knew it. Whether it involved causing family disputes or blackmail, kidnapping or missing items or frame-up jobs, this young man became a master of cunning and skill.


He eventually graduated with a 2.1, a meaningless number in this country of ours if you don’t have the right connections. But our young man hasn’t given up. He has been working on construction sites on the low key but is gradually working his way up. If he sees something he fancies, he takes it; it is only a matter of time.


The hawker that came to your door this morning insisting that you buy her pap? I sent her. The knock on the door twice and when you opened no one was there? I was the one who knocked. I spent half the night spying on you and taking pictures with my cameraphone until you read the post on nairaland and hurriedly went to close the window blinds, thus robbing me of a chance to feast my eyes on the ravishing beauty of your sleeping form in pink underwear. I’m glad you remember me; at least you do not see me as a non-entity. I’ll go easy on you and give you tonight to think about it. Our budding relationship I mean. I’m a gentleman and wouldn’t want to force myself on you. But my patience is running thin. I could even help you out with the police, show you tricks on how you could re-start your life in another state. Whatever you want.


But first fulfill my obsession. Allow me the pleasure of your company. Do whatever you like after that; strategise and play the queen all you want. Let me worry about my own health. When next I knock, open the door.





Open the door and let me in.
Jesu..... Royver dun CAP am...... Mrsexplorer i dey sip kunu here dey wait for u...
FamilyRe: I Killed My Husband And Mistress by sleemoon(m): 10:40am On Sep 11, 2016
Spit swallowed... Definitely following... Baddo royver i dey wait...
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Clean Slim 320GB PS 3 For Sale....Changed my mind by sleemoon(m): 5:08pm On Sep 10, 2016
guseman:
I have a clean slim 320GB PS 3 for Sale with two pads and PES 13

65k
Contact me if interested, am in Lagos

07055477010
65k? For dis period? Ok oo
TravelRe: Lagos Slum Where Residents Live With Snakes, Crocodiles (photos) by sleemoon(m): 11:38am On Sep 09, 2016
MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4214761_Jongwater_jpg616385912d44cfd27686f15722fcfd94


Isn't this the natural habitat of the Afonjas? undecided
U re truly Mad looto....
RomanceRe: Guys, See Where To Touch A Lady That Will Break Her Defence by sleemoon(m): 4:43pm On Sep 07, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Spanking? grin

Mmmm.... Aaaahh....oohhh.. I like... cheesy
I trust you... U go love sef... Lol
RomanceRe: Flaunt The Picture Of Your PARTNER (LOVER) by sleemoon(m): 4:39pm On Sep 07, 2016
Mine

InvestmentRe: Discover How You Can Make 4℅ On Your Investment Daily by sleemoon(m): 8:37am On Sep 04, 2016
glasshouse:
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We want to introduce to you a company that will pay you 4% on your investment daily and there is no story involved.

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We are looking forward to hearing from you . Thanks
Is $100 d least investment? For dis harsh dollar economy?
RomanceRe: African Village Woman Showed Up Almost Nak-ed At A Supermarket by sleemoon(m): 8:33am On Sep 04, 2016
Jesu...no be free to air boobi I dey view so.... Una mehn na to collect transfer go namibia straight...
PetsRe: World’s First Identical Twin Puppies Born In South Africa by sleemoon(m): 8:22am On Sep 04, 2016
Bullshit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by sleemoon(m): 2:15pm On Aug 31, 2016
Anything newhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by sleemoon(m): 7:57am On Aug 31, 2016
Jaykan:
Manchester City are top spenders so far with £168.2m, followed by Manchester United on £145m with Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger throwing off the shackles of his miserly reputation to be in third place on £96m.
Xo Man Utd no spend reach Man city sef...m ehen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by sleemoon(m): 7:54am On Aug 31, 2016
Jaykan:
Guardiola signed Claudio Bravo from Barça to replace Hart cos he didn't Hart could function as a sweeper keeper
Oh... Ok den...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by sleemoon(m): 7:46am On Aug 31, 2016
Jaykan:
Joe Hart holding up the Torino goalkeeper kit. Although not official, safe to say this is a done now. (Source: Goal)

Mamadou Sakho turned down a move to Stoke earlier this week and his future is unclear
Buh joe hart!!! Why? Hope MCfc dun get replacement for I'm sha...
BusinessRe: Gtbank Are Criminals by sleemoon(m): 7:43am On Aug 31, 2016
360ng:
Its really annoying
Ndo...pele shogbo... U be bis gal naa... It no suppose pain u... 194 sms per month is still small... Y not sum it up to 200sms @once....
RomanceRe: Young Man Dies After Girlfriend Lovebites Him by sleemoon(m): 7:38am On Aug 31, 2016
Chisos...ordinary kiss.... Mogbe..... No more kissing for me till my mind is matured enough to withstand d excitement rush....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day Special Updates by sleemoon(m): 7:28am On Aug 31, 2016
Keep it up bro... Following u bumper to bumper
BusinessRe: Gtbank Are Criminals by sleemoon(m): 7:24am On Aug 31, 2016
Hian!!!! Wey me stil dey complain for d 100naira plus wey Firstbank dey deduct.... Anyways ve deactivated my sms alert ..onto mail alert wey fast pass sms to me sef...

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