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Physically speaking both of them.. Cos if 1 shoots nd 2 dies by falling of the plank, 1 dies too... Buh logically, technically nd moviecally speaking.. Num 1 is in great danger cos if 2 is fast enough to dodge d bullet like matrix 1.0, num 1 is dead.... Buh from d look of dat pix, 2 is Dense, dumb nd sluggish in nature which brings me back to my first conclusion.. dey re both dead...

Black Beauty kwa! Please OP needs MRI brain scanner... Even my mama nd my dead great grandma fine pas dis shi.. #leavetrashforlawma

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7. Most ppl don't know Coke also serve as a bleaching agent

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4. Guilty of this :p

3. Basically for Food Warmers Association Of Nigeria <FWAN>

2. Another cheap option incase u cant find Silica Gel

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Two students of College of South West London in UK have suspended indefinitely for a fight which ended with one of them going home with two broken teeth—and a red eye.
The students-Tracy Osei Assibey from Ghana and Lateefa Oyedepo are reported to have gotten into a fierce medieval fight which started from their shared apartment’s kitchen and ended up on the streets.
Apparently, Lateefah was peacefully cooking her jolloff rice when Tracy commented that, she was doing it the wrong way and that she shouldn’t use the fat grain easy cook rice.
Lateefah then replied that how Nigerians cook jollof is the right way since Ghanaians as usual stole jollof rice from them—adding that, Ghanaian jollof rice tastes disgusting compared to the big rice Nigerian one.
That’s how it started—the BBC says, things got heated and soon the two students starting pulling each others weaves, followed by heavy punches.
For about 2 and half hours, the students fought each other and descended down stairs from their 5th floor apartment with the fight—until one of the college’s lecturer from Sierra Leone, Mrs Adelaide Walters jumped in-between them to pull them apart.
At a disciplinary meeting which led to their suspension over the weekend, Mrs Adelaide Walters who was present as a witness to the fight stated that, it is absurd for two students who would possible become future leaders to fight over the origin and cooking of jollof rice—especially when both of them are wrong about the origin and the cooking method.
Mrs Walters indicated to the hearing board that, Jolloff rice originates from her country-Sierra Leone and the way both Ghanaians and Nigerians cook it is wrong but she does not go about fighting anyone.
The third year students have been suspended indefinitely by the university.
http://screwlife.com/2015/12/21/1288/

tyconcepts:
UMI ROME Approaching....... Taking Orders

Nice specs for dat kinda money... Buh when dem release im senior <probably UMI Rome "s" or UMI rome 2> lemme know.. Dat camera specs no reach my hunger

When Sola was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. **** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Wait ooo!... Don't tell me you thought Sola became the doctor? lol! If I hear... This is not Nollywood!! Sola no know book! Period!

Bollinger:
Just because you wan read book die no mean say another person wan do same.

Bollinger Bands?

DaBullIT:
I intentionally borrowed 3000 , my call plan is trutalk

They won't block me until i pay back

but since i borrowed i load 100 if i need to call , which gives me 200 talk bonus

if they block me, I am porting, keeping my number but not owing new network

Best crime ever

Badoo

tyconcepts:
We still they clarify am o!

Probably you called with another number coz I still have your usual contact.

Being a new mom (I guess you don't know I gat a baby boy now) takes almost all my attention lately as it makes me miss calls and all that

Howdy??

Yeah.. Called with another number... M sorry ooo never knew u dun turn babymama.... Congrats dearie... M sure he's gonna be 1 of the best thing dat ever happened to you... Take care

Prettyvhickie:
Lolz,yet much people are still using mtn....including me

What an irony

Hilarious... :p

Welcome back.. Ty... Tanks for clarifying d issue... Tried calling you yesterday u missed my call... Jst to say hi nd check up on ya

Oklander:
I hope you are using a normal data, psiphon, ss, tweakware, non of these works with mc5. Only a normal subscribed data works with the game, I use eti 1k for 1gb normal or sub. It would work as far the sub is normal. Even mtn 10mb would work!

M using glo 3gb on android wif fake wifi connection.. And it works perfectly.. No glitch atal

FP

reaky:
I uninstall freedom from my device
And everything works fine

Oh.. U were using it b4.... Cool anyways.. I tried all dos hacks too.. Nuffin seems to work

reaky:
This mc5 forse close on my device
Cube talk 9x

Was playing fine after installation
But I was told I received a suply pack
If I try to open it it will just force close


Any fix?

Am using the same device too... Buh no problem or whatsoever... U should try updating it to d latest version

4th... What of watermelons? Wow.. Front page already wif 5post

seankay:
f.uck off! Potential Terrorist

Didinrin nie... Aint got time to be exchanging words wif u.... If u like curse ur nxt generations and quote me till eternity... Dis is going to be my last message to you... Stop spewing balderdash.. Its not good for ur brain nd health.. Tk care bro..

seankay:
Rot in hell!!! I hope you are offered Prophet Muh......D virgin ass to fuc.k

U have a dead brain....

Johnnoah1st:
only if weed were ban since d days of adam, am sure mohammed wont have created dis islam kind of a thing, cus someone must have been high on an high concentrated expired mecca weed b4 he can create such a demonic and destructive religion.

Omashe oooo.... Shey omo leleyi abi omo detergent?
Am still trying to fathom aw dis kinda comment can comout from ur mouth... Jst smh..